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>he lifts but he can’t fight

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens to guys who think it's ok to have their clothes match their girl's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. Couple's flannel is alright.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish that were me

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't need to know how to fight. Stop making this thread every day. I have a gun.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoots attacker in self defense
      >DA throws the book at you for killing a dindu to avoid another mass chimpout
      >life in prison, get made tyrels b***h
      Imagine thinking a gun will save you in this modern political climate. Best case you just get a civil lawsuit for a million dollars. The US is fricked, they even tell you that in chl courses now that using a gun in most self defense situations will more than likely screw you over.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yet citizens use firearms in self defense situations every day in this country and nothing happens besides the immediate investigation. Interesting.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nothing happens besides the immediate investigation.
          Don’t forget the defendant sitting in jail until their trial in year forced to pay bail and have their gun confiscated. America use to be land of the free, not so anymore. I’m not saying don’t own a gun or carry one, I’m just saying the gun cope is being shown to be less effective every year and knowing judo, bjj, and boxing become more enticing. If you want to keep yourself and family safe you should train to fight and pack a piece

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >get mugged
            >bust out some sick karate moves you learned from miyagi san
            >mugger pulls out a gun and blasts you away
            If you don’t operate under the assumption that everyone is carrying these days then your life must not have any value.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd knock your b***h ass out before you finished drawing it
      Someone post THAT webm

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is the gun an inseparable part of you?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever date another girl who puts her hands on me in any undeserving way (I could understand and tolerate a slap if I cheated or something like that) I fear I’m going to uppercut the b***h. I’ve always felt emasculated that when my psycho ex punched slapped and punched my nuts on my birthday because her mother upset her that all I did was leave and ghost her for a week.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’ve always felt emasculated that when my psycho ex punched slapped and punched my nuts
      Can I get her number?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don't like being slapped and punched in the nuts by a woman? What are you, a GAY?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    training martial arts is much more likely to cause permanent damage than to prevent it. also think of time effort and pain wasted in vain. vest defense is avoidance and deescalation. grow up.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a man of peace.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      me too

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bunch of pussy roid monkeys who don't know how to throw a single punch ITT
    kek, you guys are so weak. Scared of fighting, scared of the law, scared of everything. Don't call yourself a man.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    giddy widdy me

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pull out my glock and homies go skrrt

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Try doing fight club IRL because Mongolian Basket Weaving forum told me to
    >get hit in head repeatedly while practicing
    >head trauma leads to permanent brain damage
    >don't notice much difference since moronic to begin with
    >decide to try out my new knowledge in the bar
    >pick a fight with random guy
    >get dogpiled by 10 of his frat bros who all grab me and take me outside
    >get curbstomped and beaten to death
    >as I lie dying, have no regrets because fellow autists on Mongolian Basket Weaving forum think of me as a man
    >frat bros get away with it because their dad's money gives them world class lawyer

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never will i be in a physical altercation

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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