>he lifts for pussy. >women want picrelated

>he lifts for pussy
>women want picrelated

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    But I already wear high waisted pants with suspenders? :^/

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you work for free too?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am unemployed which is a lot better than being a j*nny

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's right, women want money. and nobody on here has that.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, women also want an attractive face, a minimum height of 6'0"/180cm, and a wide, lean frame

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        david bowie was a manlet, you fucking retard

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's me but I barely like any women. They're all unfunny and dumb.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        6" is 185cm, bowie was 5'10" which is 180cm

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          6' is 183cm

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women want to spend a wealthy man's money, which is funny, because no man intelligent enough to make enough money to get into their pussy, to begin with, would ever let them go anywhere near their wallet.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nope. it's unconscious. They want a good provider. A man that ensures the future of their kids. To be more specific, women who had preferences for wealthy mates had higher chances to pass their genes. Women who were into poorfags, went extinct.
      You need to study evolutionary psychology.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >could have picked any of the desired male musicians (kurt cobain, jim morrison, any of the beatles)
    >chooses an androgynous weirdo like bowie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      op is right anyway
      skinny guy with long hair > gymmaxxed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong but you're an incel so you could have fight club brad pitt body and still not get female attention

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          incel is the guy that has to lift for 2 years to feel comfortable to fuck women

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what kinda retard are you everyon loved bowie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      an androgynous weirdo like bowie
      if you don't believe that lots of women like androgynous men, then you're ngmi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >becomes androgynous alien and still pulls metric tons of trim
      >has his pick of litter woman wise, fucks Jagger instead
      >shapeshifter and leader of The Guild of Calamitous Intent

      Everyone should aspire to be as based as Bowie

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >androgynous
      not at all hes avg in masculinity just weird looking out of features.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >androgynous
      not at all hes avg in masculinity just weird looking out of features.

      basically thats like saying delon was androgynous. they are average in terms of masculinity. brad pitt and tom cruise would be above avg in terms of being masculine

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      beatles werent good looking tho. they kicked drummer guy cuz he was stealing all the puss

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >kurt cobain
      >jim morrison
      >not androgynous weirdos like bowie
      Good one

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kurt cobains face is actually pretty masculine just not everything else

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I dont think many musicians have fucked as many people as Bowie in the 70s and 80s. Maybe David Lee Roth

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Suspenders and a belt

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    99% of men, even if they attempted to cultivate the style and demeanor of Pic Rel, couldn't pull it off.
    Gymcelling won't ever get you the same results as being a celebrity with a smoking sense of style, but it'll work better than being some creep in goofy clothing and no swag, for the average fella.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    theres just one little issue in your equation.
    If i did no form of self improvment, i would look like the incel meme. Not like this guy.
    So what women want is completely irrelevant, even if you lift for women.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    David bowie was fucking talented. Women are attracted to talent and skill because that translates to competence and competence translates to being able to care for them and their children. While lifting doesn't directly translate to competence being a weak moron certainly isn't attractive, and comparing a specialized artist to a normal person is disingenuous at best.

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    i also want pic related

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      True he was a Chad and he always found a way to innovate his music, even to the end.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine looking like this AND lifting too. Literally unstoppable

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          he looked like that because he didn't lift. that level of leaniness is almost impossible with good weight

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            has there ever been a bigger fatty cope posted on IST than this?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          i think muscles would look wrong with such alien face. weird but i assume so

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the fuck for real

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/J78fGYk.jpg

        Imagine looking like this AND lifting too. Literally unstoppable

        https://i.imgur.com/xefWdLi.jpg

        Unfortunately gaining muscle is easier than gaining charisma and timeless beauty anon

        Bowie looks so strange to me. Are you guys for real? You really find him attractive? Why?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          something about him, his eyes, the way he moved, the way he spoke

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well David Bowie is dead and I'm still alive. What now?

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had a unique look and niche.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for me.

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    bowie was a fan of boxing, used it to prepare physically for the serious moonlight tour (which your pic is from)

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately gaining muscle is easier than gaining charisma and timeless beauty anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Charisma = languid movements + attractiveness
      Keep going to the gym bro it’ll make you more charismatic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a handsome man. No homo, but this bro was pretty.

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women want picrelated
    A fascist???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sure who cares

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Read Sylvia plath

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was mentally ill anyway

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was unironically slaying the most puss when I was wrestling and listening to almost exclusively David bowie and elvis costello

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he had natural grace

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that little gay is a millionaire

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for he

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >did a shit ton of drugs and smoked
    >perfect hairline even up until he got cancer and died
    >one of the most innovative musicians of all time
    >acted as well
    >fashion icon
    yeah, Bowie is kino. Who wouldn't want him?

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ bowie is such a hideous goblin. I'll never understand how that thin lipped gremlin became a sex symbol music or not.

  22. 4 months ago
    Shamrock

    >women wanna fuck a corpse

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want him too, tbf

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is his buddy, Iggy, /ourguy/?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.

      https://i.imgur.com/ffvElZY.jpg

      True he was a Chad and he always found a way to innovate his music, even to the end.

      Blackstar is the GOAT album. Took me a few years to realize this but no other recorded music can come close.

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >good looking tall famous rich and unique
    you cant top that even with elite level fitness

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Tall.
    > Rich.
    > Lean face.
    > Charismatic career.
    > Popular because newspapers say so.
    > Fucks women after show backstage.
    > Gets away with it.

    Yeah, why would women want him?

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