>he lifts for pussy
>women want picrelated
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>women want picrelated
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But I already wear high waisted pants with suspenders? :^/
Do you work for free too?
I am unemployed which is a lot better than being a j*nny
that's right, women want money. and nobody on here has that.
yes, women also want an attractive face, a minimum height of 6'0"/180cm, and a wide, lean frame
david bowie was a manlet, you fricking moron
That's me but I barely like any women. They're all unfunny and dumb.
6" is 185cm, bowie was 5'10" which is 180cm
6' is 183cm
Women want to spend a wealthy man's money, which is funny, because no man intelligent enough to make enough money to get into their pussy, to begin with, would ever let them go anywhere near their wallet.
nope. it's unconscious. They want a good provider. A man that ensures the future of their kids. To be more specific, women who had preferences for wealthy mates had higher chances to pass their genes. Women who were into poorgays, went extinct.
You need to study evolutionary psychology.
>could have picked any of the desired male musicians (kurt cobain, jim morrison, any of the beatles)
>chooses an androgynous weirdo like bowie
op is right anyway
skinny guy with long hair > gymmaxxed
wrong but you're an incel so you could have fight club brad pitt body and still not get female attention
incel is the guy that has to lift for 2 years to feel comfortable to frick women
what kinda moron are you everyon loved bowie
an androgynous weirdo like bowie
if you don't believe that lots of women like androgynous men, then you're ngmi
>becomes androgynous alien and still pulls metric tons of trim
>has his pick of litter woman wise, fricks Jagger instead
>shapeshifter and leader of The Guild of Calamitous Intent
Everyone should aspire to be as based as Bowie
>androgynous
not at all hes avg in masculinity just weird looking out of features.
basically thats like saying delon was androgynous. they are average in terms of masculinity. brad pitt and tom cruise would be above avg in terms of being masculine
beatles werent good looking tho. they kicked drummer guy cuz he was stealing all the puss
>kurt cobain
>jim morrison
>not androgynous weirdos like bowie
Good one
Kurt cobains face is actually pretty masculine just not everything else
Kek I dont think many musicians have fricked as many people as Bowie in the 70s and 80s. Maybe David Lee Roth
> Suspenders and a belt
99% of men, even if they attempted to cultivate the style and demeanor of Pic Rel, couldn't pull it off.
Gymcelling won't ever get you the same results as being a celebrity with a smoking sense of style, but it'll work better than being some creep in goofy clothing and no swag, for the average fella.
theres just one little issue in your equation.
If i did no form of self improvment, i would look like the incel meme. Not like this guy.
So what women want is completely irrelevant, even if you lift for women.
David bowie was fricking talented. Women are attracted to talent and skill because that translates to competence and competence translates to being able to care for them and their children. While lifting doesn't directly translate to competence being a weak little b***h certainly isn't attractive, and comparing a specialized artist to a normal person is disingenuous at best.
i also want pic related
True he was a Chad and he always found a way to innovate his music, even to the end.
Imagine looking like this AND lifting too. Literally unstoppable
he looked like that because he didn't lift. that level of leaniness is almost impossible with good weight
has there ever been a bigger fatty cope posted on IST than this?
i think muscles would look wrong with such alien face. weird but i assume so
what the frick for real
Bowie looks so strange to me. Are you guys for real? You really find him attractive? Why?
something about him, his eyes, the way he moved, the way he spoke
Yeah well David Bowie is dead and I'm still alive. What now?
He had a unique look and niche.
I do it for me.
bowie was a fan of boxing, used it to prepare physically for the serious moonlight tour (which your pic is from)
Unfortunately gaining muscle is easier than gaining charisma and timeless beauty anon
Charisma = languid movements + attractiveness
Keep going to the gym bro it’ll make you more charismatic
what a handsome man. No homo, but this homie was pretty.
>women want picrelated
A fascist???
sure who cares
Read Sylvia plath
she was mentally ill anyway
I was unironically slaying the most puss when I was wrestling and listening to almost exclusively David bowie and elvis costello
he had natural grace
that little homosexual is a millionaire
I lift for he
>did a shit ton of drugs and smoked
>perfect hairline even up until he got cancer and died
>one of the most innovative musicians of all time
>acted as well
>fashion icon
yeah, Bowie is kino. Who wouldn't want him?
Christ bowie is such a hideous goblin. I'll never understand how that thin lipped gremlin became a sex symbol music or not.
>women wanna frick a corpse
I want him too, tbf
Is his buddy, Iggy, /ourguy/?
Definitely.
Blackstar is the GOAT album. Took me a few years to realize this but no other recorded music can come close.
>good looking tall famous rich and unique
you cant top that even with elite level fitness
> Tall.
> Rich.
> Lean face.
> Charismatic career.
> Popular because newspapers say so.
> Fricks women after show backstage.
> Gets away with it.
Yeah, why would women want him?