>he lifts for pussy. >women want picrelated

>he lifts for pussy
>women want picrelated

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I already wear high waisted pants with suspenders? :^/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you work for free too?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I am unemployed which is a lot better than being a j*nny

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's right, women want money. and nobody on here has that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, women also want an attractive face, a minimum height of 6'0"/180cm, and a wide, lean frame

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        david bowie was a manlet, you fricking moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's me but I barely like any women. They're all unfunny and dumb.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        6" is 185cm, bowie was 5'10" which is 180cm

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          6' is 183cm

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women want to spend a wealthy man's money, which is funny, because no man intelligent enough to make enough money to get into their pussy, to begin with, would ever let them go anywhere near their wallet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nope. it's unconscious. They want a good provider. A man that ensures the future of their kids. To be more specific, women who had preferences for wealthy mates had higher chances to pass their genes. Women who were into poorgays, went extinct.
      You need to study evolutionary psychology.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >could have picked any of the desired male musicians (kurt cobain, jim morrison, any of the beatles)
    >chooses an androgynous weirdo like bowie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      op is right anyway
      skinny guy with long hair > gymmaxxed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        wrong but you're an incel so you could have fight club brad pitt body and still not get female attention

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          incel is the guy that has to lift for 2 years to feel comfortable to frick women

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what kinda moron are you everyon loved bowie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      an androgynous weirdo like bowie
      if you don't believe that lots of women like androgynous men, then you're ngmi

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >becomes androgynous alien and still pulls metric tons of trim
      >has his pick of litter woman wise, fricks Jagger instead
      >shapeshifter and leader of The Guild of Calamitous Intent

      Everyone should aspire to be as based as Bowie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >androgynous
      not at all hes avg in masculinity just weird looking out of features.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >androgynous
      not at all hes avg in masculinity just weird looking out of features.

      basically thats like saying delon was androgynous. they are average in terms of masculinity. brad pitt and tom cruise would be above avg in terms of being masculine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      beatles werent good looking tho. they kicked drummer guy cuz he was stealing all the puss

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >kurt cobain
      >jim morrison
      >not androgynous weirdos like bowie
      Good one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Kurt cobains face is actually pretty masculine just not everything else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I dont think many musicians have fricked as many people as Bowie in the 70s and 80s. Maybe David Lee Roth

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Suspenders and a belt

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    99% of men, even if they attempted to cultivate the style and demeanor of Pic Rel, couldn't pull it off.
    Gymcelling won't ever get you the same results as being a celebrity with a smoking sense of style, but it'll work better than being some creep in goofy clothing and no swag, for the average fella.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    theres just one little issue in your equation.
    If i did no form of self improvment, i would look like the incel meme. Not like this guy.
    So what women want is completely irrelevant, even if you lift for women.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    David bowie was fricking talented. Women are attracted to talent and skill because that translates to competence and competence translates to being able to care for them and their children. While lifting doesn't directly translate to competence being a weak little b***h certainly isn't attractive, and comparing a specialized artist to a normal person is disingenuous at best.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i also want pic related

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      True he was a Chad and he always found a way to innovate his music, even to the end.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine looking like this AND lifting too. Literally unstoppable

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he looked like that because he didn't lift. that level of leaniness is almost impossible with good weight

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            has there ever been a bigger fatty cope posted on IST than this?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i think muscles would look wrong with such alien face. weird but i assume so

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick for real

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/J78fGYk.jpg

        Imagine looking like this AND lifting too. Literally unstoppable

        https://i.imgur.com/xefWdLi.jpg

        Unfortunately gaining muscle is easier than gaining charisma and timeless beauty anon

        Bowie looks so strange to me. Are you guys for real? You really find him attractive? Why?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          something about him, his eyes, the way he moved, the way he spoke

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah well David Bowie is dead and I'm still alive. What now?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He had a unique look and niche.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do it for me.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bowie was a fan of boxing, used it to prepare physically for the serious moonlight tour (which your pic is from)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unfortunately gaining muscle is easier than gaining charisma and timeless beauty anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Charisma = languid movements + attractiveness
      Keep going to the gym bro it’ll make you more charismatic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what a handsome man. No homo, but this homie was pretty.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >women want picrelated
    A fascist???

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sure who cares

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Read Sylvia plath

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        she was mentally ill anyway

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was unironically slaying the most puss when I was wrestling and listening to almost exclusively David bowie and elvis costello

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he had natural grace

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that little homosexual is a millionaire

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I lift for he

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >did a shit ton of drugs and smoked
    >perfect hairline even up until he got cancer and died
    >one of the most innovative musicians of all time
    >acted as well
    >fashion icon
    yeah, Bowie is kino. Who wouldn't want him?

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Christ bowie is such a hideous goblin. I'll never understand how that thin lipped gremlin became a sex symbol music or not.

  22. 1 year ago
    Shamrock

    >women wanna frick a corpse

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want him too, tbf

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is his buddy, Iggy, /ourguy/?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely.

      https://i.imgur.com/ffvElZY.jpg

      True he was a Chad and he always found a way to innovate his music, even to the end.

      Blackstar is the GOAT album. Took me a few years to realize this but no other recorded music can come close.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >good looking tall famous rich and unique
    you cant top that even with elite level fitness

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > Tall.
    > Rich.
    > Lean face.
    > Charismatic career.
    > Popular because newspapers say so.
    > Fricks women after show backstage.
    > Gets away with it.

    Yeah, why would women want him?

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