>He wears shorts to work

>He wears shorts to work

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Our CTO wears shorts everywhere and nobody says boo because he knows his shit better than anyone in the room. We had a meeting with some senior tech, procurement, and leadership guys from a huge investment bank a few weeks ago and all those little pissers tried giving him grief for about 10 minutes until they realised he could walk circles round their designer suit asses. Honestly pretty based and a level of self assurance I admire and aspire to.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Love shit like this. Become so competent and irreplaceable you can do whatever you like and nobody says shit. That's how it was for me at my last job, sort of. Got things done fast, right, and efficiently that nobody bothered me when I took off early for the day, or trade stocks at my desk. It was nice.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it was like this for me when i was working for walmart while getting my CS degree. I didnt care for all of the jobs at all and even tried to get fired on purpose cause most of my coworkers sucked in terms of just being a person in general. They wouldnt fire me so eventually I jsut put in my 2 weeks but never showed up for my last 2 weeks.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My office has casual dress code. I love it because I’m in marketing and a lot of my coworkers are hot young women only a few years out of college. Which means there’s plenty of big juicy butts clad in tight leggings wherever I look.

    I wear tennis shorts to my office and I’m fully commando underneath. I have a really pretty redhead coworker I share a desk station with. She’s my only other department worker so we are reasonably isolated and spend a lot of time together talking.

    I like to sit on her side on the desk when I go to ask her something. I do so in a way where I prop my leg up at her eye level and let my cock hang out my shorts in front of her. Of course I act completely unaware and relish as she blushes bright red and becomes flustered trying not to stare as she sneaks peeks.

    Once I return to my seat she often runs her thighs together while biting a pencil, still flushed.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      your picture's upside-down, mate.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol aussies are funny

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You like erotic fiction don't you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah…busted

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had even a smidge of the working conditions that anon described.
        But it's probably fake

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw anon gets reported to HR for sexual harassment

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a remote software engineer, I don't wear anything to work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me. I am disgusting slob and it’s glorious.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same
      >yesterday
      >1 hour all hands meeting
      >turn off cam and mic
      >cast meeting to basement TV (80+ inches)
      >do kettlebell swings during the entire meeting
      >burned more than 600 calories while listening to HR

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was like this for me when i was working for walmart while getting my CS degree. I didnt care for all of the jobs at all and even tried to get fired on purpose cause most of my coworkers sucked in terms of just being a person in general. They wouldnt fire me so eventually I jsut put in my 2 weeks but never showed up for my last 2 weeks.

      [...]
      cs student here. Is wfh still gonna be a thing in 1-2 years or are businesses starting to tell people to go back to the office?

      hey guys did i mention im an engineer/computer science student?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I could just wear a hat to work I wouldn’t hate my job.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wfh salesman still naked in bed

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Work at a coal power plant. I wish I could wear fucking shorts. It’s hot AF out on the unit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear nylon shorts and sweatpants almost exclusively, even when I'm at the office.

    I rarely am though, I'm a remote team lead at a tech company.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he isn’t a WFH Chad
    Explain yourself right now. There’s literally zero excuse

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a remote software engineer, I don't wear anything to work

      cs student here. Is wfh still gonna be a thing in 1-2 years or are businesses starting to tell people to go back to the office?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're mid-level or higher you'll land a wfh job. Otherwise you'll be competiting with everyone else who wants to get an entry job and there you'll be nothing more than an office drone slave.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw negotiated fully 100% remote into my employment contract so I don’t have to care whether businesses want people to come into the office or not, they can’t even make me go to team building outings or shit like that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you're competent enough you'll be able to decide if you want to work from office or not

        and while you're still studying try to get some freelance/part-time gigs to get experience

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you it's hot and my cargo shorts provide the same utility as my work pants

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    > He works from home

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be working in office with no aircon
    >it's a very hot summer
    >site manage tries to get aircon installed
    >fails
    >issues everyone two pairs of shorts instead

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was working in a hot office, mine is the opposite
      >office has AC malfunction with no intention of ever fixing it
      >outdoors is 20-30 degrees
      >inside is fucking 5-10
      >have to walk to work sweating balls off in light clothes only to put on layers of clothing I keep at my desk to not freeze to death before I leave again

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he works in an office with women

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a greenhouse tho
    It gets hot

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear shorts and pull them up and tuck my polo shirt in - my muscular thighs are on full display, the edge of my shorts go halfway up the quads.
    >mfw looking at someone who's looking at my legs until they realise I'm looking at them and we hold eye contact for half a second

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wear shorts to the office

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the most broken of wageslaves would pass up the privilege of wearing shorts at work. They're super comfy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      cringe, suits are comfy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude wearing clothes that cover my entire body when even wearing a tanktop and shorts would make me drenched in sweat is so comfy, I love peeing every 2 minutes from drinking 18 bottles of water all day or feeling faint from overheating teehee

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you've got a woman's metabolism maybe. Some of us actually produce body heat.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wfh so I don't even wear that

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i work in a greenhouse/plant nursery so yea i do its hot as fuck

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're damn right I do! They allow me freedom of movement, so I can act like a law enforcement cheetah!

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wearing pants all the time is fucking gay. Modern offices are hot as shit thanks to being overpopulated by middle age fat women who get cold if the thermostat drops below 80 degrees. I don’t care if you can see my hairy man legs and loafers sweetie, I’m not interested in dumpy career women.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Office work is constrictive to the point of being torturous.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>He wears shorts to work
    and?

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