>head back to car after a good workout. >10/10s parked next to me

>head back to car after a good workout
>10/10s parked next to me
>stupid car always auto connects to phone and starts playing the music I was last listening to
>car starts blasting black metal
>scared the 10/10s
it’s fucking over for me

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you had a chance, then any music that played wouldn't matter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, chad can play bruzum and other dark black metal and still slay pussy. OP was probably a ugly incel kek

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women have a hard time differentiating between fear and arousal. They were probably gushing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What percentage of women in 1939 were gushing when Germany invaded Poland?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly when the entire country got their shit rocked I'm sure most polish women found the SS sexy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          All women find the SS sexy.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ALL OF THEM

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Checkin em. Basically all of France. That's why paternity tests are illegal there.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most. Women are ridiculous creatures nature designed to be conquered.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        all of them. women arent loyal. loyalties get you killed. banging the soldiers who just killed all the men in your village keeps you alive.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Women love being scared retard

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Own it gay, most men listen to hardcore music when lifting, what would you have wanted her to think you listen? Some gay house music or retarded rap?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I LOVE HOUSE MUSIC!!! THERE I SAID IT!

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    post black metal

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only real answer is Venom. everyone else is a poser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what did OP play

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >album is from 2018
        >sounds nothing different from BM made in the 90's
        >you probably listen to 100 different bands that sound the same

        How can you guys still hear to BM? Holy fuck...

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fucking kek.

          How can you listen to this garbage without pissing yourself laughing. It's utterly worthless shit and cringe.

          Sounds like Gollum spent months setting up a degenerate coomer fap contraption and came then got stuck in it and is dying horribly.

          normies all of you, how does it feel like to get filtered by Black Metal? then again most people are filtered and scared away by Black Metal so whatever

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Black metal isn't scary it just sounds like gurgling shit but more importantly it makes me think of it's retarded anti-social neckbeard fanbase and I immediately cringe.

            Your genre isn't special, it's just like other worthless shit a tiny minority of people listen to. Heres some shitty slam metal. Does this look like something a well adjusted person with good tastes would listen to?

            Theres certainly enjoyable Black metal and Slam metal but when you ask someone their favorite genre of music and they viciously assert and defend one of these dumpsterfires of a genre you know theres something wrong with them. You like to claim people get filtered by your tastes but in reality you're filtered by simple and non autistic things.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gurgling
              you’re thinking of GoreGrind, which is still good. Also why do normies get mad when people don’t listen to rap, or normie genres like that, almost like they’ve been programmed thoughtlessly follow whatever the big record labels throw at them. And yes Black Metal is my favorite genre, cope and seethe

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is bait, right? moron mumble rap is only slightly shittier than gay nu-metal. At least older shit had soul made by people who were pushing their own idea. 90% of metal today is made by gay yuppie white kids with access to daddy's credit card. Go ahead, prove me wrong.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              How can anyone not enjoy iq lowering caveman slams

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post neckbeard + biker jacket + malnourished complexion

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking kek.

        How can you listen to this garbage without pissing yourself laughing. It's utterly worthless shit and cringe.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like Gollum spent months setting up a degenerate coomer fap contraption and came then got stuck in it and is dying horribly.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what did OP play

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reap the Whirlwind - Angelcorpse

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok I love metal but you fucked big time buddy, I'd quit the city if I were you

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    u might be ok if you live in finland or norway

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is funny as fuck and a great conversation starter and a funny story to tell your kids and others about how you met. Why you acting like something bad happen? I would have laughed my fucking ass off at this. Its funny. Stop being so fuckign insecure for no reason jesus. (not that the story in the op happen but you get what i mean)

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    starts blasting

    But real talk OP at least you didn't accidentally play KATGATF

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good thing you weren't playing Compound media where they drop N bombs every 5 minutes

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to flamenco to slay some pussy losers

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