>healthy meals are expensive, difficult to cook and take a long time to prepare

>healthy meals are expensive, difficult to cook and take a long time to prepare
Why are fatties like this?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the eggs look sad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the eggs look sad

      Who the frick would eat that?

      Grim.

      Hard disagree, hummus and eggs are a goated combo, you people are just afraid of anything that’s not goyslop.

      Get a warm pita & put in the spinach, meat, &half of the hummus. Put the rest of the hummus on the eggs, eat them, then use the pita sandwich to mop up the remaining yolk

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No those guys, but there isn't even pepper sprinkled on the eggs. My man literally doesn't know how to cook, but this is a good foundation he could grow off of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not everybody has overfried taste buds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, these are good ingredients for a tasty, healthy meal, but as it stands they're just that: ingredients.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one is saying the food is bad. We're saying it looks ugly the way it's served
        You fricking guys I swear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ideally, everything in life should be beautiful. You should, ideally, live with style in every moment. But that's not possible for people like me, the peasant class.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            We're meant to dwell in ugliness, the "elites" don't deem us worthy of nice things and, even worse, they don't think we can recognize them.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > We're meant to dwell in ugliness, the "elites" don't deem us worthy of nice things and, even worse, they don't think we can recognize them.
              No, the truth is even weirder - the elites view us as noble savages and admire our grit and humble ways the same as people on this board admire the physical fitness of ancient european hunter gatherers. Most “elite experiences” are just attempts to capture the exotic authenticity of the lower classes
              - African hunting trips
              - boot camps in the desert
              - raising chickens on their huge private estates
              - Zuck training with top MMA fighters
              They simultaneously envy and fear us.

              Bit of a tangent, but I read “Spare” by prince harry, and talks about his time racking up a 25+ kill count in Afghanistan as if it were a relaxing safari adventure, but then devotes chapter after chapter talking about his PTSD from being harassed by paparazzi. These people live in a completely different reality

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                His mother was killed by paparazzi after all.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Something that will disappear in 2 minutes needs to be beautiful.
          Function>>>>>>form

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what the "people" that targeted me in America always wanted to force on me, their crude psychology, their ugly world view.
            They never were able to force their psychology on me, and now I am basically in recovery.
            They made fun of me for appreciating aesthetically pleasing things, they savaged me for all sorts of things.
            But I've had enough. If you have the ability, the want, the time, the freedom, then every meal should be beautifully plated, absolutely. That's where true life is, things like that are called enjoying life. You "people" wouldn't understand that. Or you do, but force ugliness on us because you hate us.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >just afraid of anything that’s not goyslop.
        i literally hate morons like you, and i hate morons who preach muh liver kang natural livin' braindead shit.

        but in this case its fitting, muh nitrate filled lunch meat reee muh preservative goyslop sliced deli meat in plastic packaging

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >pita
        >hummus
        Aren't these basically goyslop? I say this as someone who loves ME food.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick would eat that?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good anon

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you are fricking garbage at cooking, OP

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is just one of many excuses fatties make for how they eat and live. There was some statistic published in the Scientific American a few months back that the average fatty creates no fewer than 14 excuses for their sedentary lifestyles and eating habits before noon each day.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Touch of glaze (balsamic/ teriyaki/ honey onions)
    Pinch of pepper/paprika/chicken salt
    Fine parmessan/Fried garlic/sesame

    There, I fixed your white people food

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Delikatessen-Dubs of truth.
      Ffs OP, respect yourself and decorate your food at least a tiny bit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Touch of glaze (balsamic/ teriyaki/ honey onions)
        Pinch of pepper/paprika/chicken salt
        Fine parmessan/Fried garlic/sesame

        There, I fixed your white people food

        No those guys, but there isn't even pepper sprinkled on the eggs. My man literally doesn't know how to cook, but this is a good foundation he could grow off of.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is she even white?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >green eyes
            yeah

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Pakis can have blue/green eyes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >parmesan
      You don’t know anything about combos. Only solid cheese that should go with spinach would be feta maybe. Parmigiano Reggiano works as well but only in a melted form (creamed spinach).

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >meals are expensive, difficult to cook and take a long time to prepare
    me but complaining about why I can never eat enough to get big

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they quite literally dont understand how simple and hands off cooking is
    >put chicke in medium-high oil for 5 minutes, flip it over, let it go for 3 minutes, then take off heat and let it sit another 3 minutes
    this is too hard for them

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know why everyone's giving this shit, eggs and ham go down together and compliment each other's savory flavours, the greens get a splash of lime juice and taste like heaven and the ambiguous paste I'm assuming is hummus is.... nondescript.... nothing wrong with it just nothing going for it either kek
    6/10, needs herbs sprinkled on top

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deli meat
    >some soggy weeds
    >orange goyslop
    >worst-prepared eggs I've ever seen (literally how do you frick up eggs this bag they're the easiest thing to cook)

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this breakfast for ants? That's 1 calories of spinach and a single deli slice of turkey. Wtf is the hummus for? On what are you spreading that? Or using it as a dip? Wtf. What did you do to your eggs

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cook sunny side up eggs so that they don't end up like that? I've never gotten the timing right, so I've stopped trying. Is there some idiot-proof trick that I'm just missing?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you putting a lid on the skillet? It’s necessary for proper sunny-side-up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah that's the problem. Thanks, anon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      either

      Are you putting a lid on the skillet? It’s necessary for proper sunny-side-up

      or if you're using lard or butter, just take a little spoon and keep pouring the heated butter/lard over the top

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like shit
    Love the sad excuse of 0.000001 grams of spinach on the plate just so you can pretend your meal is "le epically healthy" kek

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    deli meat is terrible for you. the rest of it looks fine

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how do whypipo manage to make the blandest dishes ever?

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