>hello I've come for the free workout session and pizza

>hello I've come for the free workout session and pizza
wut do?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I inform him that the cheese on the pizza was bought from an American super market, and then I watch as he waddles away in fear

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/kA0KxZE.png

      >hello I've come for the free workout session and pizza
      wut do?

      Imagine being this obese and then making fun of alcoholics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up Nick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek, he's right about the cheese situation though

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I punch the nazi

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're in the right place we have pizza and free fat girls

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are anons spamming pictures of random redditors and LARPing as if they’re them or as someone famous?

    Pls stop this.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Josh is too lazy to do that

      He owns Kiwifarms

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so hes a redditor

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Kiwifarms
        omg wow!!! XD

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you people freak out about kiwifarms so much?
          >Oh no the information I've posted or is available publically has been reposted

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because mentally ill eternally online people like trannies say stupid shit online all the time and don't want to face the consequences.
            Like Liz Fong Jones that tweeted about having raped someone and since that time he is trying to take kiwi farms down.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bit of sarcasm lid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bunkertrannies

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry sir, planet fitness is only open weekdays from 10 am to 6 pm. You'll have to dig straight at the source: the dumpster behind the little Caesars

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do american gyms really give you pizza after a workout?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Planet fitness has been trying to create this conception that if you walk into a gym roiders and hot chicks are going to point at you and mock you and drop their weights right next to your head.

      Their whole shtick is that they are the "ungym". Part of that is they serve pizza on some days to show they aren't like those other gyms. Basically the people who make DYEL and FPH threads lift there.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Salty pantyboy

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE his Bossman Jack segments, homie needs to move on and bring back the troon dating profiles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bossman segments are the best

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Also, WTF happened to Godwinson? The Casino is in shambles and we're starving for real kino. Elaine and pedocord drama buck broke him fr fr

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Broke dick farms is dead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Broke dick farms is dead

      2022 Keffals "I killed KF, tee hee!"
      2024 KF more popular than ever, Keffals most hated troony and that's saying something

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Little infant baby child you don't even know what's going on behind the scenes. Enjoy your dead forum, stalker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Little infant baby child you don't even know what's going on behind the scenes. Enjoy your dead forum, stalker.

          Shut up Fatrick or you might wake up your tenant and you're one payment away from losing your house.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ok,m enlighten me. What's going on behind the scenes

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wouldn't you like to know little child

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Little infant baby child
          XD

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Noooo stalker child, the site is already dead

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NOOO stalker child, you are the one who is enjoying dead forum!

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >troony child groomer immediately starts thinking of infant babies
          the average kiwifarms hater, everyone

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the average kiwifarms hater, everyone
            let the man enjoy his pretzel

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              is this motherfricker for real?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Reality is what Pat says, child.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, stalker shild. Pat is not fat. Enjoy prison.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Consider yourself sued, little stalker.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Digits and I rent fatricks house on airbnb

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm happy it's dead. But there's no reason to be happy Everyone knows that eternally online mentally ill freaks are going to found some new forum where they harass and stalk people. It's all about how you react to your own mirror image. These people don't like seeing others acting similarly to them.

        Why do you people freak out about kiwifarms so much?
        >Oh no the information I've posted or is available publically has been reposted

        >Why do you people freak out about kiwifarms so much?
        The founder of kiwifarms is a confirmed pedophile. Somewhere, I'm sure, there's a joke.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im trans btw if that matters

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no pizza here stalker. You have been informed, many thousands of times to stop curling in the squat rack. Continuing to do so constitutes felony crossfitting. Enjoy Curves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No hardgainer child, it is you who will make gains. Enjoy mogging.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What will that chunky american boy do when the Euros deport him back to burgerland?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What will that chunky american boy do when the Euros deport him back to burgerland?
      hook up with his crush Foodie Beauty and force Peetz to watch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He won't eat any good cheese that's for sure

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure he's in the process of moving back to the US as we speak. Either that or he has throat cancer. He's on a hiatus.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based Ralph will show up at his door if he moves back to the US, the pedophile Johm Potter is done for.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now that I think about it, most of KF enemies left the US
          I mean he'll still have deranged trannies showing up at his house while he's pooping. And mom isn't there this time

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A fat face hides your jawline and chin.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So guesses as to what the 2 week hiatus is for? I think hes moving back to the states
    I want my MATI bg noise Josh you fat herbivore-eyed Black person

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you bring your mom, little stalker child rat boy?

      He was killed by BIG BMJ, there won't be any more MATIs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sorry, we dont have hollandaise pizza

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the fitness implications of drinking hot sauce?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could lifting save him?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody can save him, he is so buck broken for pussy, he simps for entirety of the female gender.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tbf it was a group of the same 20ish users malding about the existence of the (obscure) man hate thread and spamming null is a simp/woman hate threads. AnH was shit before dont get me wrong, but it was getting even more shit with the spam. Meanwhile foids kept the hate to their own thread.
        Was also eye opening that most of the participants in the woman hate/null is a simp threads were brownoids (brazilian) or hapas.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't start being nice to Josh I'm gonna do it for real this time.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That pussy loves DSP too much

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think he would feel at home

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have never guess that this much of fit watched MATI

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong in every detail as always.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to underline I ALWAYS skip the bossman segments that pedophile Joshua Connor Moon needs to get a grip (and go to the gym)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I ALWAYS skip the bossman segments

        There's always a segment that interests only himself. First it was Ralph, now Bossman. Still I support Jorsh for fighting the israeli troony Censorship Division more persistently than any other solo operator on the net.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am also pretty sick of hearing about that gambling moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And I wanna add that half of the reason is I don't like hearing a moron have crack addled rants about shit he is doing to himself and the other half happened when Josh detailed that Jack makes like 40 fricking k a month or some shit.
            Yes, I'm bitter.
            Yes, that's valid in this case.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The only reason he earns that much money is because his sponsors know that 99% of the money will come back to them because he will gamble and lose it.
              They could give him a million dollars a month that the result would be the same.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >The only reason he earns that much money is because his sponsors know that 99% of the money will come back to them because he will gamble and lose it.
                >They could give him a million dollars a month that the result would be the same.
                I don't know any details but I still guarantee their 'contract' with him is entirely at will and the second he didn't gamble it all right back to them, they'd cancel his deal.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Part of it is his gambling stipend on the website.
                But he also have over 10k-20k a month in subscribers.
                Not to mention superchats/donations.
                You just can't tell because he shits it away 300+ at a mouse click while listening to insufferable rap music.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good thing he's smart enough to put money away every month to pay his income taxes at the end of the year.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's bittersweet to me because taxation is theft.
                But whatever.
                I just miss my life before lockdowns ruined everything.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I like null this is why he needs to lift some heavy ass weights and live longer. I also want to see him boxe keffals and LFG, in his current state he would lose fr fr

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Still I support Jorsh for fighting the israeli troony Censorship Division more persistently than any other solo operator on the net.

          I wish Jorb could get on JRE or something. His story of how easily internet providers can cancel you is unknown to virtually everyone, and there's the additional twist is how the first one they went after isn't pedo sites, drug traffickers, islamic terrorists... it was a gossip forum hated by trannies for archiving their own posts.

          Josh also has the right personality to tell the story. I've never heard him allow himself to get steamrolled or gaslit or hysterical in a podcast, and he doesn't need to because he has the facts on his side.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >for archiving their own posts.
            Yeah, its the same issue with libs of tiktok, like, they put that out there, its publicly available info.
            I condemn the stalking and doxxing though

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wanted to say no one there stalks anyone but the DSP people are genuinely deranged. Also some Ralphalogs are absolute gaylords that should neck.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What you call stalking and doxing is also public info.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >stalking
              Stalking is a criminal act. If it happened, then people could be sued.
              They aren't being sued because no stalking happened. You are using words without knowing what they mean.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong again child

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong again, stalker.
      You have been instructed many times to stop posting on this board. Your life is already over baby child. Enjoy prison.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sometimes listen to MATI while in the gym, nothing like a Bossman segment to get me hyped

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always listen to the bossman segments when I'm having unprotected sex with my HIV positive homosexual lovers

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That guy is into his 30s. Such a massive gay totally low testosterone.really can't stand him

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiwisisters stop breaking containment

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching tiktok is better than using kiwifarms and other LULZ like internet places

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >kiwifarms and other LULZ like internet places
      KF isnt an incel hugbox because Null sees them for the Black folk they are

      https://i.imgur.com/HsvwLl6.png

      Kiwisisters stop breaking containment

      But none of the cows are doing anything rn, im bored.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi null. Still banned in New Zealand, Iceland. Still banned off Cloudflare, twitter, YouTube and Google?
        What a lucrative business you have. Lmao.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's not banned from Twitter and Google, and he obviously doesn't need cloudflare and youtube.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have made kf readable.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I LOVE his Bossman Jack segments, bro needs to keep going and never talk about troons again.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Turn on the emergency anime playlist everywhere in the gym. Then watch him sperg out about it on the forum and on mati.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Daily reminder:
    >watching Anime Boomers increases test
    >rare Gators are legal roids
    >GATOR WON
    >GATORCHADS STAY WINNING

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have watched MATI for years and sometimes Josh talks about Gator but I still have no idea whatsoever about who that Gator is and what he does.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same except I once saw him in the xitter replies of a vtuber I watch, where he made an actually funny post. It was pretty weird seeing a sektur-adjacent figure out in the wild.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The gunt's ex tard wrangler and a massive tard in his own right. Friends with notorious pediphile Dimitry. Fricked many imaginary Puerto Rican girls.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is this anyways?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mati.live

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Johm Potter, famous troony killer.
      He had to leave the us and go to Serbia because he got in trouble after killing too many trannies.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is mewing good for you?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting raped by this dude lmao.
      Well, I guess someone doesn't have to imagine.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm not fat, it's a bulking accident

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he wearing some military tactical jacked

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because he's a pencil neck nerd who likes LARPing and eating pizza

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those are gaming headphones

        Does MATI give old jim vibes?
        I need something to listen to

        Vaguely, if you want a show that talks about internet morons this is the place

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s being hunted by trannies

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does MATI give old jim vibes?
    I need something to listen to

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Closer to old erock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The old episodes of MATI are very good. The new ones give Jim vibes in the sense that half the stream are superchats.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, MATI is like a Jim stream with twice the information, but half the charisma

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Free my homie muttley. Josh is an moronic Black person homosexual for taking away features such as stickers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He took them away because twitterbrained homosexuals were using them for validation. not the sort of thing you'd want to encourage on a forum
      Hope this homie didn't die

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He took them away to punish the users for the actions of catler.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He took them away to punish the users for the actions of catler.

        The sole reason for the reddit stickers is so that users can respond to a post without shitting up the thread with single-word replies. You don't need to fill up 3 pages with "You're a dumb homosexual" and "Yea I agree bro". In this manner, they should be kept just as much as replies should. Reaction score is gay though.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, fair point.

          He took them away to punish the users for the actions of catler.

          The whole catler situation is still crazy to me. There was a hidden furry RP on KF of all places. Why? Is it some sort of exhibitionist/"what if we were caught teehee" kind of thing?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Null unban blueKirbo's best friend you fricking fat moron, I literally didn't do anything wrong

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got banned for making fun of the DSP people. They legit simp for trannies and pedos on their discords. Josh sticks up for them lol

    To be honest, I cant see Josh working out on a regular basis. I remember reading one of his posts where he was whining about consistency.2pyt2k

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He should roid let's be honest

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He should lift, not roid.
        He wants children, roiding would be stupid and ruin his fertility.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of lolcows any thoughts on the current Cobra saga?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. He's getting of age alive goth girl pussy and the troles can only cope and seethe

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Total Cobra Victory, trolls and sickos BTFO.

      Cobrabros stay winning

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad kind of. Last night she might have cheated on him with the neighbor nazi nate I heard. Wish cobra of all cows would pull his head out of his ass.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's sad kind of. Last night she might have cheated on him with the neighbor nazi nate I heard. Wish cobra of all cows would pull his head out of his ass.

      ?si=yd9jb5ieUCDKYe-g
      But cobra is also a sigma as evidenced in this clip so idk how much it's effecting him.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I always mix him up with the rageaholic for some reason, they're the same person in my mind

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol Jersh equated him with Styx in his stream about him.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats the homosexual from kiwi farms

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This man is a hero of free speech. He fights so you don't have to. Trannies seethe.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate trannies like you wouldn't believe. TTD now

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Andy Warski the most IST man in the sektur?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the one that can do 1 pull-up is the fittest man in the whole group.
      Amerimutts I swear.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >0 people
        Warski has a new Discord gf and is one step away from mainlining black tar heroin
        Godwinson is rotting away after the fight with his Discord gf, he's also likely to be in the k-hole the majority of his day
        Everyone else is just hopeless

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In american powerlifting gyms you can attract spectators just doing 1pl8 added weighted pullups.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In fairness I'm a DYEL in Ireland and you barely see anyone use the mogging belt at all in my gym. My +10Kgs pullups are still unmatched, as ridiculous as it sounds.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            +10kg is really good when most guys avoid them altogether

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People with no life either become my little lonely fans or comments on some literally who online.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't enjoy a shitshow what are you even doing here?

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a second, better IST?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you vill be subjected to ze schizo looksmax posts and ze keto/vegan threads

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