Help me win against a college soccer girl.

I made a bet with another college student friend of mine who plays soccer. She is very good at soccer scholarship and everything. I haven’t played soccer in months I don’t really care for it. The bet is just me and her first to get 3 goals wins. The loser must wash the winners car in just a swimsuit while the other watches with friends or while filming it if they want. So I really don’t want to lose. I’m pretty fit I lift and run but she seems very confident she will win. I already ordered the stuff to wash and for her or me to wear she okayed her bikini I picked for her and she said I’m going to wear a Speedo she picked out for me. I already told my friends and she told hers plus I ordered the stuff already so I can’t back out now. Any soccer players have any tips for me to win? I don’t have much time to prepare we are playing as soon as all washing supplies arrive which should be this week.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting a woman to hold up her end of the bet
    You already lost, this is a lose-lose scenario.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >clearly attracted young lady wants to get hot and sweaty with anon either gets or gives a sudsy sexy show afterward
      this is the very definition of a win/win scenario you double gay

      Play soccer in the swim suits then go wash the winners car together. No friends but pictures are allowed. Isn't the point to get her alone and flirt with her?

      Are you playing on a small court? Mini sized goals?

      A regular court full sized goals. No, that’s sweet of you but I want to win and tell her you missed a spot. There needs to be a stake in the game to make it extra fun.

      [...]
      You’re using terms I don’t know lol. We agreed to each be our own goalies to only use haves when at our goal. The ball always starts in the middle and we each start on our goal. Whoever kicks the ball out of bounds loses that rounds automatically and it everyone can’t tell who did that just redo the round and no physical contact. That’s all we really agreed on there. I like your strategy though. I will definitely keep these in mind thanks.

      Tell her she missed a spot, then strip the soccer shorts to reveal you were wearing the red speedo the whole time, then wash that spot yourself to prove you're a good sport and to get some raucous laughter.
      This sounds like a blast, hope you'll update us eventually.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also my Speedo is blue her thong bikini set is red. We picked them out together

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Losing to her is winning. I wish I were him I would lose on purpose to be her “trophy” . op just lose and enjoy the taunting and photoing

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty sure she wants to fuck or smth idk tho i have autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like her too. I think she likes me.

      >expecting a woman to hold up her end of the bet
      You already lost, this is a lose-lose scenario.

      There will be others watching us play and the wash after she would look terrible to her friends, my friends and me it would break out trust so I think she might hold up her end when/if she loses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I like her too. I think she likes me.

      [...]
      There will be others watching us play and the wash after she would look terrible to her friends, my friends and me it would break out trust so I think she might hold up her end when/if she loses.

      mate, she is completely down to fuck
      making this kind of bet is the farthest a girl will go without outright saying "I'd like you inside me this very instant please" just like saying "let's compare hands"
      wether you win or lose you're already in
      you should wash the car together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you should wash the car together

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >let's compare hands" means she wants you
        If I had a time machine and one message I'd tell this to young me, before I said a word about Bitcoin

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and this isnt a incel fantasy larp i swear

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus man this is so much money and effort, just go kiss her

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We’ve kissed before more fwb also the money is nothing to me I’m not worried about that not to brag but you are right I wouldn’t spend that much on this little if I had to watch my spending. I seriously don’t think she will let me win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/g0IE4fz.png

      I made a bet with another college student friend of mine who plays soccer. She is very good at soccer scholarship and everything. I haven’t played soccer in months I don’t really care for it. The bet is just me and her first to get 3 goals wins. The loser must wash the winners car in just a swimsuit while the other watches with friends or while filming it if they want. So I really don’t want to lose. I’m pretty fit I lift and run but she seems very confident she will win. I already ordered the stuff to wash and for her or me to wear she okayed her bikini I picked for her and she said I’m going to wear a Speedo she picked out for me. I already told my friends and she told hers plus I ordered the stuff already so I can’t back out now. Any soccer players have any tips for me to win? I don’t have much time to prepare we are playing as soon as all washing supplies arrive which should be this week.

      Just looked up these swimsuits. Why does she wear a thong and he gets to wear a bottom that covers his butt? OP she okayed both of these?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes she okayed both. I had to ask her size. I mentioned it’s a thong and she said it’s fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >red thong

      Dangerously based. Please win and post pics. I’m rooting for you buddy.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You are stronger and probably faster, if it is a 1v1 match just throw the ball forward and dont let her go over you, use your full body to block her. It should be an easy win.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I m faster but not 100% sure if I’m faster when kicking the ball forward it could get out of control fast. Also no contact? I can’t body her especially in front of people they’ll say I cheated?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Olympic women's soccer team regularly loses to teenage boys. Don't be a complete athletic retard and you'll be fine.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You already lost anon, you aren’t going to gain years worth of training and experience in that short of a time period. Soccer is an agility sport too, not strength.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even professional female soccer players are worse than Dave down the pub who plays 5 a side

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope so in that case I’ll win easily like he said

        https://i.imgur.com/IEzCUuD.jpg

        tennis

        What?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tennis

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally post up with the ball until you reach her goal and repeat 3 times lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to win and don’t want to lose/be filmed in speedo washing car

      But I won’t cheat we are putting the ball in the middle and starting at each of our goals each time. I shouldn’t need to cheat to win

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Be a chad and win while wearing the speedos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Pussy

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t expect her to wear a bikini before losing so why should I? No I want to play for who strips. I fully expect to win.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As everyone else has said, you guys clearly like each other, this whole rigamarole of playing a soccer game to wear swimsuits to look at each other half naked is pointless. Cancel the game, do something more constructive.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll be constructive too after but I already agreed and I want to keep my word. She seemed excited and happy about the bet so I can’t just cancel her now without her and her friends and my friends all being upset. If I cancel I’m also losing which I don’t want.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    accept youre going to lose no matter what
    so in the mean time practice all sorts of absurd erotic stripper movements, maximize the raw sexual energy and animalistic allure that you posess. tap into your ripe core of latent homosexuality and give them all the homo-erotic show they always wanted. destroy her car with the cleaning power of your sissy boy gay energy, you DYEL retard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not a gay, I’m not damaging her car, I will win and if I lost the most I’d do is put some soap or bubbles on me and rub myself on the car to the girls laughter.

      Someone from the other thread I posted about this asked do here you guys can have it too. Okay here a screenshot from a video I took at the beach with her and others it’s cropped because I’m not trying to dox .

      No more photos of anyone or anything they aren’t relevant.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >lifting for this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She’s very attractive and also really cool.

          https://i.imgur.com/UAbfJ1f.jpg

          LISTEN HERE BUCKO
          I'm a happily married Anon that found his qt wife by doing similar embarrassing antics.

          First, if you win, don't have all your bros out to heckle her. You want to embarrass her a bit but remember you want to get with this girl, don't make her stand half naked in front of your buddies.
          >HOWEVER
          More likely outcome: you lose. If you do, you have to listen very closely if you want to make it through this. This is where the magic happens.

          You need to own it. All of it. You are going to go out there in your little speedo and be a complete himbo and laugh at yourself the whole time. Crack raunchy jokes if it isn't too out of character for you and be sure to ask her if "this is what you (she) wanted?" Her friends will probably make lewd jokes, lean into it. Roll your sud-covered body over that car and offer private shows. Tell her "this one's for you" and really ham it up. "You could at least take me to dinner first" could be another good line.

          If you can pull this off, you've got a reputation as a confident, funny guy with a sweet bod that all her friends will be ogling. Make it clear to her that YOU were the real prize all along; the trophy she gets to hold onto and wave in front of everyone's faces.

          Got get it, king.

          Okay. I don’t like being told how to lose but thanks. If I win I’ll tell my friends to be nice of course.

          You dont have to kick the ball as hard as you think when shooting. Find a public park with a soccer goal and bring a soccer ball. Spend an afternoon shooting. I'm gonna assume you are right-footed, if not just swap feet. Run up to the ball (start out with it not moving), plant your left foot next to it while leaning to the left so you can swing through the ball with your right foot without it hitting the ground. You should hit the ball with the laces of your shoe/foot. Just practice until you can aim relatively close to the goal. With that you should be able to outspeed her and then just shoot the ball from basically any distance. Since it is 1v1 and everything full sized it shouldn't be a huge deal I think

          I’m just practiced with my friend he knew exactly what it was from the title didn’t even need to watch it. Told me running right for the ball and shooting from far is the best idea. He had me scoring almost every shot from across the field and quickly. I’m definitely winning this.

          Since you guys have been helping so much 1 last photo before the game. No more photos except her In a bikini or me in a speedo. I’ve said too much already. No I won’t post body unless I lose I swear I’m not dyel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            god peed anon

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >god peed
              it was clear, he must be well hydrated

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Haha for I second I was staring at this thinking wtf? Godspeed. Thanks.

              >god peed
              it was clear, he must be well hydrated

              I will be. Electrolytes and everything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit charge your phone moron

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I did right after. I’m right here

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good luck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            haha he is washing 2 cars now

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Every Thursday
            >One day a week football practice
            Lol, she's sub12 level tbh.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not only thursdays.

              Secure the ball with your mass by faceing your back at her, push bit by bit and when she will frustate and tries to come from the side to steal the ball , simply turn other way and shoot the net. Simple as.
              Defend with your body positioned to the side, so she couldnt outrun you. Simple as. If you lose castrate yourself

              Thanks but I’m not castrating myself

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >She is very attractive

            Holy shit, IST for sure is an incel board, that's a 2/10. Wtf.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bad bait, kys

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Play soccer in the swim suits then go wash the winners car together. No friends but pictures are allowed. Isn't the point to get her alone and flirt with her?

    Are you playing on a small court? Mini sized goals?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A regular court full sized goals. No, that’s sweet of you but I want to win and tell her you missed a spot. There needs to be a stake in the game to make it extra fun.

      Will you be playing 1x1 with a neutral keeper and a single goal, mete 3 style?
      Unironically I'm probably the best football player to post on IST so my advice to you is to use your physical advantage to stop her from scoring, if she tries to do tricks don't go after the ball like a dog, wait for her to actually try to go past you before you pressure and try to take the ball.
      As fun as ir sounds she'll likely have more control of the ball than you, which I assume you're heavy footed and have to bricks for a set of feet so don't try to invent the wheel, just kick the ball a few meters ahead and sprint past her, again use your physical superiority, then try to direct your kick instead of going full retard and sending the ball to the stands lmao.

      You’re using terms I don’t know lol. We agreed to each be our own goalies to only use haves when at our goal. The ball always starts in the middle and we each start on our goal. Whoever kicks the ball out of bounds loses that rounds automatically and it everyone can’t tell who did that just redo the round and no physical contact. That’s all we really agreed on there. I like your strategy though. I will definitely keep these in mind thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Those rules are retarded, football is a team sport. Like the moment you get the ball you could just kick it at the goal and there's nothing to stop you from scoring.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Assuming they score It would be whoever gets to the ball first I suppose which should definitely be me. It’s still fair I think. Best strategy is still run to the ball and shoot right away right? I just don’t want to miss either. I don’t think it’s a good idea but I could just stay at the goal in the beginning and wait for her to shoot and block but that sounds terrible. Just please tell me how to win given these rules. Thank you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not necessarily, they can play it street style and do 1x1, the difference it's usually played in half field ( indoor sized) and a neutral golie. Pic related.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll keep the setup we already agreed on. Thanks though

            [...]
            mate, she is completely down to fuck
            making this kind of bet is the farthest a girl will go without outright saying "I'd like you inside me this very instant please" just like saying "let's compare hands"
            wether you win or lose you're already in
            you should wash the car together

            Nice trips. I know she wants to fuck. I am not washing anything unless I lose. We’ve already kissed and touched well have sex soon too.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nice mate, hope you have fun

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The ball always starts in the middle and we each start on our goal.
        If you're faster than her you already have half of it won, just try to direct the ball like you're making a pass rather than a kick.
        That part of no physical contact it's a bit strange since you obviously bump against each other when pressing or running with the ball controlled but again, don't go full mad dog, wait for her to make the move so you can take the ball from her. Also remember, doesn't matter if she's WC champion tier, she's on par with sub-15 academy male players so the game is yours to loose, play half alright and you will win, good luck champ.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh about the physical contact she didn’t say no touching just that I’m bigger so I can’t body/tackle her. Bumping is fine assuming she doesn’t pretend to fall(I don’t think she will she’s cool and others are watching) . That fake a pass thing I think your talking about will only work once and there is 3 rounds I must win. Thanks I think I will win.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're playing in a full sized field with full sized goals you can just run your way into winning, if you don't feel confident in your kicking abilities just run with the ball inside the net lol.
            If this was streamed I would watch.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It probably will be streamed by a friend or two on insta or snap. I’m not posting here though. I forgot to mention you just reminded me no going into the other persons goal area so I can’t run it In. Now that I’m thinking about it these rules are fucking me.

              https://i.imgur.com/nbSvaKX.jpg

              Incel here, is this what actually happens between men and women? lmfao

              Yes. Some of us anyway. Don’t ask a stranger this only a girl you are flirty with already or a gf.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then do what I've told you, pass the ball to the net, don't kick it with lots of power.

                Film the match and post here, mate
                Unless your athleticism is stellar, i dont think you're going to win. Tips can't best years of practice and skill refinement

                >Unless your athleticism is stellar,
                Dude it's a few minutes game, op just needs to run fast, that's it.

                As for the rest I would agree if it was a proper match, with teams, strategies, etc, playing in huge field against open nets it's just a matter of whose faster. She'll still likely be better footballer than op while losing against him at the same time.
                You put me against Neymar in the same circumstances and I might win, you put me in a game instead of him and I'll be laughed off the field. Same thing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Then do what I've told you, pass the ball to the net, don't kick it with lots of power.

                Right so when the round starts I run to the ball as as fast as I can and start kicking it to her goal with “little” kicks each sending it a few feet forward until I get to the goals border and shoot. Repeat each round. This is a good plan? What am I missing if anything?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright I got to go now I’ll check on this thread later if it’s still up even if I have to look in archives thanks everyone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's exactly it, if despite doing that softer approach you still struggle to control the ball direction and she keeps taking it from you then go the pacey kneegro route and kick the ball further ahead, think 10m instead of 2m ahead. But only if goes bad, if you can control the ball fine do softer little passes and you'll look like Messi. Use the interior of your feet to pass the ball, not the top part where the laces are.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >she's on par with sub-15 academy male players
          The thing is, OP is not an academy player. He barely knows how to play, and if there's no contact he can't really murderball his way through either.

          Assuming they score It would be whoever gets to the ball first I suppose which should definitely be me. It’s still fair I think. Best strategy is still run to the ball and shoot right away right? I just don’t want to miss either. I don’t think it’s a good idea but I could just stay at the goal in the beginning and wait for her to shoot and block but that sounds terrible. Just please tell me how to win given these rules. Thank you

          I suppose it all comes down to who is faster. Is she much smaller than you or on the bigger side?
          Regardless I would probably concede 1 or 2 goals to not look like an asshole tb.h.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I’m about 5 inches taller I’m tall but she’s tall too for a woman anyway. Also not fat

            https://i.imgur.com/5vH2b8g.jpg

            I’m not a gay, I’m not damaging her car, I will win and if I lost the most I’d do is put some soap or bubbles on me and rub myself on the car to the girls laughter.

            Someone from the other thread I posted about this asked do here you guys can have it too. Okay here a screenshot from a video I took at the beach with her and others it’s cropped because I’m not trying to dox .

            No more photos of anyone or anything they aren’t relevant.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he can't really murderball
            Nor should he, sprintball his way through will be enough if there are no golies and it's full field it shouybe easy pizzi.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You dont have to kick the ball as hard as you think when shooting. Find a public park with a soccer goal and bring a soccer ball. Spend an afternoon shooting. I'm gonna assume you are right-footed, if not just swap feet. Run up to the ball (start out with it not moving), plant your left foot next to it while leaning to the left so you can swing through the ball with your right foot without it hitting the ground. You should hit the ball with the laces of your shoe/foot. Just practice until you can aim relatively close to the goal. With that you should be able to outspeed her and then just shoot the ball from basically any distance. Since it is 1v1 and everything full sized it shouldn't be a huge deal I think

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you be playing 1x1 with a neutral keeper and a single goal, mete 3 style?
    Unironically I'm probably the best football player to post on IST so my advice to you is to use your physical advantage to stop her from scoring, if she tries to do tricks don't go after the ball like a dog, wait for her to actually try to go past you before you pressure and try to take the ball.
    As fun as ir sounds she'll likely have more control of the ball than you, which I assume you're heavy footed and have to bricks for a set of feet so don't try to invent the wheel, just kick the ball a few meters ahead and sprint past her, again use your physical superiority, then try to direct your kick instead of going full retard and sending the ball to the stands lmao.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Incel here, is this what actually happens between men and women? lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are weird too, the last one wanted to play pretend wrestling all the time lol.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the last one
        Are you kidding me you hat multiple girlfriends??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had one gf, this last one we actually were just fooling around because she was in a relationship, we didn't even fuck, just kissing, pussy/dick grabbing. A shitshow actually.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            God i wish i was you

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bro it was a shitshow, she was cheating on her bf everyday while pretending to be a good christian girl on socials. she also gave me blue balls so yeah there's better shit to aim for than this

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have never touched a girl

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ngl it feels pretty good but it then ends and you're left with nothing but a heartbroken.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not that hard, do SS (starting socialization) + GOMAC (go make a conversation)
                The pathway is make male unattractive friends -> male attractive friends -> female unattractive friends -> female attractive friends -> sex/girlfriend

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Film the match and post here, mate
    Unless your athleticism is stellar, i dont think you're going to win. Tips can't best years of practice and skill refinement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe I’ll post it here if I win. If not it’s your guys fault lol

      nice mate, hope you have fun

      Thanks

      Women are weird too, the last one wanted to play pretend wrestling all the time lol.

      Oh I’ve done that. It’s fun but the women who ask that I think just want to lose. I don’t like losing. That’s the thing about this bet It’s different I think she really doesn’t want to lose.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a european who played every single recess in what would be elementary school there (and wish I could still every day today) I have no idea what to say to you. I'm not sure I actually want to help you, I hope she wins kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You made me smile reading that ending. I swear I actually don’t want to wash her car but you still made me grin for some reason. I think I’m going to win though I will be nervous while playing I can’t miss and shoot out of bounds or I lose and if she gets the ball and I I’m behind her I’m pretty sure she can just put in my goal from wherever on the field whereas I would maybe miss it far away. I won’t go for long shots.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do women actually play football in your country anon?
      Here in Argentina it's still seen as a men's sport. These last few years more women have been playing it, but idk, it still feels weird.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women's football is somewhat pro in a couple countries here, France, Spain, England, Germany, Sweden come to mind.
        But their games are still clumsy as fuck, it's strange how pro players winning the CL can be so bad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah women do play. I know multiple chicks who played in their youth. They are all complete dogshit

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How large are the nets? How large is the field? Pure 1 v 1? Is there a goalie? If you are using a highschool field with full size nets, the strat is to lob it over her head and then win the sprint to the ball to kick it again.

    If the nets are empty she might be able to score from really far away. You’re just going to have to be very aggressive and be on top of her instantly. Hopefully your cardio is ready.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You’re just going to have to be very aggressive and be on top of her instantly.
      If she's somewhat talented that a recipe for op to fall on his bottom. Put pressure but not going after the ball like a retard otherwise she can easily dribble past him and shoot from 30m before op can pressure again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, I’ve read the thread and understand the situation now.

      The primary issue is that she can probably score from immense range. On a large field you’re both going to be fighting in the middle so if they go for a goal kick you’ll not be able to make it back in time to block. She’ll have a massive accuracy advantage over you. If she gets control of the ball at all it’s possible she could score the second she reaches the midway point of the field.

      Your main chance to succeed is winning the initial sprint from the goal to the ball.

      Once there, follow this guy’s game plan:

      https://i.imgur.com/fg8vQz1.jpg

      That's exactly it, if despite doing that softer approach you still struggle to control the ball direction and she keeps taking it from you then go the pacey kneegro route and kick the ball further ahead, think 10m instead of 2m ahead. But only if goes bad, if you can control the ball fine do softer little passes and you'll look like Messi. Use the interior of your feet to pass the ball, not the top part where the laces are.

      When she runs up on you do a 10 meter pass around her and then win the sprint to get to the ball again, then repeat. Get close enough to the goal for a high chance of getting it in, then use the side of your foot and pass it in.

      Your conditioning better be god tier. All this sprinting is going to be real exhausting, and she probably won’t get tired.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha if you lose you'll post the video of you washing the car, right? Haha right? haha...

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >don't bring your friends the day she washes the car
    >"I wanted to enjoy this by myself"
    >crack a couple of jokes, make an excuse to get up from your chair and approach her
    >kiss her
    >bang the fuck out of her
    There you go, the prerequisite to this is that you need to mog the fuck out of her in soccer

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >any tips for me to win?

    Throw the match, show off your fit body all soaped up, own it, have sex with every chick who saw. Unless you're legitimately concerned about losing to a woman or something.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women are easily fooled. ronaldo chops, la croquetas and just good old protecting the ball with your back will be your best friends. when you defend make sure to use your physicality to win the ball back.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ronaldo chops, la croquetas
      >Yeah bro just go around dribbling like you're iniesta while struggling to keep the ball under your control lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to the right side of the pitch
        >girl closes the center
        >gets close
        >ronaldo chop it to the left
        you've now won half a second where she has to twist her body to start moving while you can shoot or start sprinting away from her with the ball. same idea with la croqueta, its a bait and switch that wins you one moment or two of advantage. Ive held my own with guys twice as fast as me with little tricks like this

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the important thing is to chop it behind your other leg so you cant lose the ball to a quick reflex tackle

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP, I've played soccer since I was 5. You're not gonna win this, but that's okay. Have fun with it, have fun cleaning for her friends in your speedo, and fuck her hard afterwards. You can make up your loss with some extra spanking

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OP, I've played soccer since I was 5
      Lol yes he is. Post country.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Soccer is 100% technical. There is no way in hell some dude is beating someone with any level of experience by simply taking advice from a Mongolese vetenarian meet&greet image board.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Soccer is 100% technical
          Yikes.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ronaldo chop is extremely easy to learn, la croqueta is a bit trickier, but you could try this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLbGNKyNS4g since its easy to learn
    a tip with these feints is that you over abuse them and she expects you to feint, you can surprise her by not feinting and actually dribbling in that direction.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just tell her you want to put it in her goal instead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha I think I’ll do both.

      [...]
      ronaldo chop is extremely easy to learn, la croqueta is a bit trickier, but you could try this instead https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLbGNKyNS4g since its easy to learn
      a tip with these feints is that you over abuse them and she expects you to feint, you can surprise her by not feinting and actually dribbling in that direction.

      Okay thanks I watched the video I’m going to practice with my other friend. He plays soccer too I’ll mention the video and other stuff from this thread but not 4 Chan

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LISTEN HERE BUCKO
    I'm a happily married Anon that found his qt wife by doing similar embarrassing antics.

    First, if you win, don't have all your bros out to heckle her. You want to embarrass her a bit but remember you want to get with this girl, don't make her stand half naked in front of your buddies.
    >HOWEVER
    More likely outcome: you lose. If you do, you have to listen very closely if you want to make it through this. This is where the magic happens.

    You need to own it. All of it. You are going to go out there in your little speedo and be a complete himbo and laugh at yourself the whole time. Crack raunchy jokes if it isn't too out of character for you and be sure to ask her if "this is what you (she) wanted?" Her friends will probably make lewd jokes, lean into it. Roll your sud-covered body over that car and offer private shows. Tell her "this one's for you" and really ham it up. "You could at least take me to dinner first" could be another good line.

    If you can pull this off, you've got a reputation as a confident, funny guy with a sweet bod that all her friends will be ogling. Make it clear to her that YOU were the real prize all along; the trophy she gets to hold onto and wave in front of everyone's faces.

    Got get it, king.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make sure you have good cardio and can pass the ball to yourself, then score without kicking the ball out of bounds. I wouldn't count on scoring goals from the halfway mark, but you could probably do it from the 18 yard mark.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right. Out of bounds if a automatic lose for that Round in our game. First to win 3 rounds gets the washes. I already know which friend I’m giving a wash to in addition to me. I’m going to tell him to back off she’s mine beforehand obviously.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder u15 boys teams consistantly and convincingly win against professional women's national teams

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just googled it this ? https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boys are faster and stronger and more stamina, also have less fear going into tackles. So that makes up for lack of experience. I mean you can imagine a woman vs a guy challenging for a header. But women can still be good and skilled. They only lost 5-2, it's not like they were destroyed. Why hate.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t hate? I think I’ll win though as I’m much bigger and fitter. I’m not as skilled at soccer but I’m learning.

          https://i.imgur.com/EYo0uUK.jpg

          She’s very attractive and also really cool.

          [...]
          Okay. I don’t like being told how to lose but thanks. If I win I’ll tell my friends to be nice of course.

          [...]
          I’m just practiced with my friend he knew exactly what it was from the title didn’t even need to watch it. Told me running right for the ball and shooting from far is the best idea. He had me scoring almost every shot from across the field and quickly. I’m definitely winning this.

          Since you guys have been helping so much 1 last photo before the game. No more photos except her In a bikini or me in a speedo. I’ve said too much already. No I won’t post body unless I lose I swear I’m not dyel.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've read through this whole thread, and just wanted to ask: are you slightly autistic, OP? Or a bit below average in IQ? I don't mean this in a rude way, but your writing style and (lack of a) sense of humour kind of point to it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never took a real IQ test but my grades are good. Maybe autistic then? Never been diagnosed with anything like that but I never checked.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tell you what OP, you record this on video and upload it here, then you we'll be properly interested.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh it’s going to be recorded the game and wash hence the smile comment here

      https://i.imgur.com/EYo0uUK.jpg

      She’s very attractive and also really cool.

      [...]
      Okay. I don’t like being told how to lose but thanks. If I win I’ll tell my friends to be nice of course.

      [...]
      I’m just practiced with my friend he knew exactly what it was from the title didn’t even need to watch it. Told me running right for the ball and shooting from far is the best idea. He had me scoring almost every shot from across the field and quickly. I’m definitely winning this.

      Since you guys have been helping so much 1 last photo before the game. No more photos except her In a bikini or me in a speedo. I’ve said too much already. No I won’t post body unless I lose I swear I’m not dyel.

      I’m planning on posting something from it on 4 Chan but I’ll see. Goodnight everyone thanks for the help.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women can't play futbol (soccer) if you lose you are a gay

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really want to make this bet with a woman too. I have no gf if I ask a female friend is that creepy?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >being competitive with women
    theres no win to be had there, if you win you beat up a girl, if you lose you got beaten up by a girl, you'll look like an ass regardless

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is hilarious. You sound like a retard but hey maybe you’re a decent bloke because you’re copping the low iq/autism enquiries quite sincerely. But honestly, unless you’re that much faster than her (which could be completely irrelevant if you can’t even kick the ball in a straight line or dribble at speed) you don’t stand a chance. It’s a full size field yeah? That’s a 50 meter sprint and then at least a 30 meter sprint before a tard like you could even hope to put a shot on target. Speed will help but by the sounds of it, you probably have ZERO football skill/coordination and will fuck up every touch of the ball.
    All these comments about 15yo boys beating the women’s teams are hilarious too. Those under 15’s boys teams are ELITE level. They would beat you guys 30+ zip.
    All this talk about Shielding the ball and size is completely irrelevant. You are such a football Luddite that you will be running in a straight lines and hoofing it. You will have size but won’t know how to tackle if things slow down/you catch each other. You will shield and then what?? Lol. You will tackle her at pace and floor her or look like a complete retard because football is all technical when it’s a retard vs non-retard. Same skill level? Ok size and power comes into it. Any sort of significant mismatch makes your biceps and quads pointless.
    Lol at this whole thread. With that said I wish you luck and handle any win or loss with good grace because you sound like the kind of guy who is autistic and you might not know any better and she sounds fucking hot as.

    t. Footballer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're not taking into the account that OP probably has no idea what a foul is
      If he's really /ourguy/ he just pushes over the chick every time in the same vein as this https://youtu.be/uOFQkkwqpEE

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hahaha I’m definitely taking that into account brudda.
        Watching someone who doesn’t play football against someone who does is a complete joke. He could be quite athletic and maybe he plays other sports but if he can’t dribble or pass or shoot then it’s over before it began. All the best to him though.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go two foot up early to let her know you're there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two foot up

      I looked this up I still can’t figure out what it means

      You're not taking into the account that OP probably has no idea what a foul is
      If he's really /ourguy/ he just pushes over the chick every time in the same vein as this https://youtu.be/uOFQkkwqpEE

      When you shoot it out of bounds or tackle someone etc

      Hahaha I’m definitely taking that into account brudda.
      Watching someone who doesn’t play football against someone who does is a complete joke. He could be quite athletic and maybe he plays other sports but if he can’t dribble or pass or shoot then it’s over before it began. All the best to him though.

      No I practiced I have the basics down but I’ll keep working on them without telling her of course

      This is hilarious. You sound like a retard but hey maybe you’re a decent bloke because you’re copping the low iq/autism enquiries quite sincerely. But honestly, unless you’re that much faster than her (which could be completely irrelevant if you can’t even kick the ball in a straight line or dribble at speed) you don’t stand a chance. It’s a full size field yeah? That’s a 50 meter sprint and then at least a 30 meter sprint before a tard like you could even hope to put a shot on target. Speed will help but by the sounds of it, you probably have ZERO football skill/coordination and will fuck up every touch of the ball.
      All these comments about 15yo boys beating the women’s teams are hilarious too. Those under 15’s boys teams are ELITE level. They would beat you guys 30+ zip.
      All this talk about Shielding the ball and size is completely irrelevant. You are such a football Luddite that you will be running in a straight lines and hoofing it. You will have size but won’t know how to tackle if things slow down/you catch each other. You will shield and then what?? Lol. You will tackle her at pace and floor her or look like a complete retard because football is all technical when it’s a retard vs non-retard. Same skill level? Ok size and power comes into it. Any sort of significant mismatch makes your biceps and quads pointless.
      Lol at this whole thread. With that said I wish you luck and handle any win or loss with good grace because you sound like the kind of guy who is autistic and you might not know any better and she sounds fucking hot as.

      t. Footballer

      Thanks

      I really want to make this bet with a woman too. I have no gf if I ask a female friend is that creepy?

      Go for it if you are already flirty

      >being competitive with women
      theres no win to be had there, if you win you beat up a girl, if you lose you got beaten up by a girl, you'll look like an ass regardless

      She’s a good sport I’m not worried as long as i win but if I lose I’ll treat her how I’d want to be treated.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just go ask her out already. She obviously likes you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will.

      >let's compare hands" means she wants you
      If I had a time machine and one message I'd tell this to young me, before I said a word about Bitcoin

      Aww. There’s always tomorrow

      https://i.imgur.com/NpiEtjj.jpg

      Dial back the cringe like posting your conversation with her to the internet and promising to share her bikini video with strangers. You're gonna regret it if this works out.

      Too bad here’s more. I know what I’m doing

      Want to make the Chad move? Lose, not on purpose but if you know you are going to win, then try losing. If you are fit you'll have no problem washing her car in a swimsuit, you'll laugh about it, you'll do it, you'll be filmed, you'll be provocative and youl probably fuck her the same night, because women fucking love people secure of themselves. If instead she sucks or it would be too obvious that you are losing on purpose, win, but offer to wash her car anyway and make it a contest about who washes it better. Either way, be confident, be funny and you'll fuck her 100%. You are going to make it bro

      If I lose I’ll do as you said. If I win I’m not changing or washing shit. She’ll wash both of our cars and I’ll ask/tell her to go out with me after. Thanks wagmi

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Last photo I post before Thursday I swear

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/dxHuQlY.jpg

          I will.
          [...]
          Aww. There’s always tomorrow

          [...]
          Too bad here’s more. I know what I’m doing

          [...]
          If I lose I’ll do as you said. If I win I’m not changing or washing shit. She’ll wash both of our cars and I’ll ask/tell her to go out with me after. Thanks wagmi

          >trophy

          Hot

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to be a hot girls football trophy in a glass case.

            haha yeah that made me hard ngl I still would much rather win though

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can you give us one last conversation please?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just this I called her my prize after

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >didn't scrub metadata
              newfag anon...
              o7

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What?

                >clearly attracted young lady wants to get hot and sweaty with anon either gets or gives a sudsy sexy show afterward
                this is the very definition of a win/win scenario you double gay

                [...]
                [...]
                Tell her she missed a spot, then strip the soccer shorts to reveal you were wearing the red speedo the whole time, then wash that spot yourself to prove you're a good sport and to get some raucous laughter.
                This sounds like a blast, hope you'll update us eventually.

                I’d rather win lol. No if I win I’m not striping or washing. I’ll definitely remind her she missed a spot. I’ll ask her to go out after I swear

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want to be a hot girls football trophy in a glass case.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dial back the cringe like posting your conversation with her to the internet and promising to share her bikini video with strangers. You're gonna regret it if this works out.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Want to make the Chad move? Lose, not on purpose but if you know you are going to win, then try losing. If you are fit you'll have no problem washing her car in a swimsuit, you'll laugh about it, you'll do it, you'll be filmed, you'll be provocative and youl probably fuck her the same night, because women fucking love people secure of themselves. If instead she sucks or it would be too obvious that you are losing on purpose, win, but offer to wash her car anyway and make it a contest about who washes it better. Either way, be confident, be funny and you'll fuck her 100%. You are going to make it bro

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man it's all about cardio. I haven't played football in years and now if I try to play there's so many elements I'm bad at that's not just the running. My feet are so tired and slow so I can't tackle properly, I can't turn to chase quickly, I can't move fast enough to burst away, I don't have strength in my legs to kick it hard enough. Sure I might be ok at continually running, but unless you play football you will be poor at these things.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hear you. But with the rules we are using the rounds shouldn’t last long.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you understand how shit women are at football compared to men.
    There are multiple occasions where the national women's team has played a bunch of teenagers and got thoroughly demolished.
    USA woman 2 - 5 Under 15s
    Australia women 0 - 7 Under 16s
    Man U women 0 - 9 Salford Youth

    Doesn't matter how skilled she thinks she is, you will destroy her unless you're a cripple.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good to know. Only difference is this isn’t a real game as there’s no teams and whatnot. I think the modified game we will play will actually make it easier for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the difference is those teenagers trained in the sport, I guarantee you that OP hasn't played an hour of football in his life. He'll still win if he isn't retarded though, just kick the ball at the goal since there isn't a keeper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He already said he has. I haven't played football in about 18 years and I would still obliterate this woman whoever she is.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Secure the ball with your mass by faceing your back at her, push bit by bit and when she will frustate and tries to come from the side to steal the ball , simply turn other way and shoot the net. Simple as.
    Defend with your body positioned to the side, so she couldnt outrun you. Simple as. If you lose castrate yourself

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use full force. Do not spare even if she is a female or your crush.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is pretty and sweet. I still really want to win I won’t go easy on her.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use this video for defense

    and this one for offense

    If you follow these videos you will win

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >1:01
      I don't understand how he did not go to prison and get sued for millions for that life-changing assault after he brazenly admitted to criminal intent for it in his autobiography.

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the most autistic things I have seen on here in quite some time. It's even more concerning that this does not seem to be a larp. It is really not that complicated: whether you win or lose the football game, it does not matter at all. Just don't pussy out of getting with her. Get off this shithole website and go either practice football or do some kegels or something useful to your future self. Jesus christ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am practicing and posting.

      >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU6pWs-D50g
      >1:01
      I don't understand how he did not go to prison and get sued for millions for that life-changing assault after he brazenly admitted to criminal intent for it in his autobiography.

      https://i.imgur.com/6nqxX0P.jpg

      Use this video for defense

      and this one for offense

      If you follow these videos you will win

      I can’t do that she said no knocking her over it would be to easy since I’m much bigger.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This whole thread is cringe as fuck and you will look back and think the same in a few months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're cringe as fuck you've had never had fun with a young woman

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP already preparing for failure

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sent her instructions

      This whole thread is cringe as fuck and you will look back and think the same in a few months

      Nah

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do this OP!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will only figuratively beat her ass during the game.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I guess I am going to be her trophy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based deer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really hope she wins and makes op a trophy in her collection that is the hottest thing I think I have ever read I love this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignore the deer and low t cringe youll win as long as you follow the advice in this thread and try

      I better see pics of this girl in a bikini washing your car soon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks. I’ll post pics of one of us for sure lol

        [...]
        TROPHY

        I really hope she wins and makes op a trophy in her collection that is the hottest thing I think I have ever read I love this thread

        Based deer

        Losing to her is winning. I wish I were him I would lose on purpose to be her “trophy” . op just lose and enjoy the taunting and photoing

        I want to win. I was just Joking about the deer I don’t trust it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dunno man the deer has only ever known exactly what to say to me. You can struggle against fate only so much

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no. It is not the end of the world If I lose honestly. It would be pretty funny given our texts. I could probably get her to wash my car sometime in the future. I still want to win more.

            Honestly this thread is really sweet, it's fun as hell to do something like this with a woman and you can tell OP is really into her. Keep us posted OP, I need to continue living vicariously through you

            Thanks I will

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You definitely want to lose

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >It is not the end of the world If I lose honestly
              focus on the winning scenario don't get sissy on us. so much effort just to smash but it'll be worth it

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    TROPHY

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly this thread is really sweet, it's fun as hell to do something like this with a woman and you can tell OP is really into her. Keep us posted OP, I need to continue living vicariously through you

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck happens if she finds this thread?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How would she? I tried to be careful but I suppose it’s possible. Probably wouldn’t care that much.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not wearing a speedo on camera for a million dollars this guy is gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m not gay. I picked a thong for her so of course she would pick that for me. It seems fair

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP do you happen to frequent /adv/? I could've sworn I saw somewhere there advising anons to do this exact thing as a way to get with a girl

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to read how regardless if OP loses he gets rejected anyway. If the replies were any less autistic I'd be rooting for him

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good luck OP, hope it works out well for you win or lose.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey OP, What should I ctrl+f in the archive just in case I miss the update?

    Wish you luck anon, may you two have a long happy relationship.

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Inb4 OP accidentally gives his crush a concussion

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