This a million times
But how to achieve no poop? By fasting
I had hemorrhoids for like a year, and then i went to a 7 day fast (for unrelated reasons) and it completely cured it
take more copper. a copper deficiency could be the main culprit. they are basically varicose veins. if you are chronically deficient in copper, it could lead to hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and other vascular problems. also, look in to getting those bad boys lasered off if they are bad enough
a very high fiber diet with increased water intake, 4 to 5 liters a day say, where you dont have to strain at all and have to minimally wipe. a bidet so you dont have to wipe can help too
This has always seemed counter intuitive to me. Why would adding bulk to your stool reduce straining? The only benefit I could see to adding fiber to your diet is if your anorectal sensitivity is damaged and you regularly miss bowel movements, leading to either hardened stool, or, if you wait long enough, impacted stool.
Otherwise, yeah, you want to avoid straining. It may be worthwhile to skim through gutsense.org, for those interested.
>inb4 fiber shills jump down my throat
Huff my nutts, dwebs.
I'm eating primarily animal products at the moment. Ground beef, eggs, deenz, fermented milk products, butter, etc. The only exception are bananas.
My stool is as soft as it had been on a fiber rich diet, only without the accompanying size. Granted, that may well be the mag cit and vit c. Time will tell.
As was said above. The only benefit I can see that stems directly from five is the stimulation the increased bulk creates. At the same time though, this bulk could lead to straining. That's not to mention the fact that fiber is likely what played a large part in desensitizing your anorectal region in the first place. That and ~~*society*~~.
Again, in highly recommend taking a look at gutsense.org.
I just gave up on caring and accept the pain. I made psyllium husk a regular part of the diet to soften the shits.
I'm less concerned about the pain than I am about the issue worsening. I'd also like to get into commercial diving at some point, not to mention get back to lifting, and my asshole literally falling out from beneath me is going to make that difficult.
What kind of pain are you referring? Is it consistent, or only when they're inflamed?
True in my experience. I thought it was water I was lacking but didnt help even trying to drink 4-5 litres a day. Eating raw carrots and adding bran to my diet seem to get the chocolate mousse consistency I was after.
What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density. Ever had these disgusting constipated rat shit pellet stools? Fiber acts like a lube and coats your poop in watery gel and helps it pass through the gut faster
>What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density
Delusional.
I don't care how much you lube up your ass before Jamal bottoms you. Passing anything larger then the diameter of your ass, and that aperture isn't large, is going to lead to straining. And straining is going to increase your risk of hemorrhoidal disease.
I know, because I've eaten a high fiber diet. Beans, lentils, veggies and I'd even supplement psyllium husk. Neither was I under hydrated. In fact, I was drinking so much water that I was pissing maybe every 30 minutes.
You're applauding fiber for "solving" the issue it created in the first place.
Insoluble fiber adds bulk and makes shit hard as a rock.
Soluble fiber softens shits and makes easier to pass.
I don't know why nutrition gays never specify this.
Are there any side effects? Were you a receiver before the surgery and if so are you able to do so after? Trying to convince my chud gf to get this because she hasn't been able to fuck me in a year since she fucked 20 guys and her hemaroid blew out, but she's too scared that something will go wrong.
Are there any side effects? Were you a receiver before the surgery and if so are you able to do so after? Trying to convince my chud gf to get this because she hasn't been able to fuck me in a year since she fucked 20 guys and her hemaroid blew out, but she's too scared that something will go wrong.
Negative galvanic treatment for hemorrhoids.
it's a non-surgical solution. It can take multiple treatments for bad grades.
I literally just waited like a month then after my hemorrhoid shrunk down a little bit, one day I was shitting and the hemorrhoid just popped. Extremely satisfying
Personality had IBS as a teenager before I honed my diet so had frequent hemorrhoids from that + I was sitting most of the day. Mostly a genetic thing. Some are pretty prone to them and others aren’t.
I was delivering pizzas in my car and had a huge boner because of a hot girl I worked with. Then meatloaf came on the radio and I sang Paradise By The Dashboard Lights as loud as I could while driving with a boner and that caused too much blood pressure around the butthole which caused a hemorrhoid
I recently had an internal one. I was going through a slow period at work and was sitting at work. The combination of getting up more, and taking psyllium husk cured it in a matter of days.
I have two internal ones and my doctor said I should go for a walk. I work home office and rarely leave the house. Anyone knows if that actually helps? I'm sick of this shit
at some point you gotta just not care
after a colonoscopy they have you fart because they inflate your ass to get a good look in there during the procedure
i had to let like 5 big ones rip in front of cute young nurses before i could leave
i've been suffering from these fuckers since 15, so about 14 years. They pop once or twice a year, I shove some preph cream and suppositories in my ass for a week, and it usually fixes the issue
Mine are currently inflamed. This is a first for me. Fairly confident it was the fiber. I've since cut it all out, and I'm supplementing magnesium citrate and vit c to help keep things moving and soft while my gut adjusts. They've clearly shrunk, but I'm worried any sort of straining, especially the type exerted while squatting, is going to re-inflame them.
I had those external ones and they bother me. I decided once to get fucked in the ass and they disapeared. I think the old man penis pushed them inside. Problem solved
don't keep strolling in your cellphone in a seated position with your ass hanging out for several minutes fellas
it's all good when you're 18, but I finally acquired this shit at 27 thinking it was just a meme ... it honestly sucks kek
yeah my doctor told me to quit playing clash of clans on the toilet and i told him "you don't know shit i'm fucking swiping on tinder" apparently that doesn't cause hemorrhoids
stop taking it up the ass
such a reddiitt tier comment, before i opened the thread i knew you were here and would post this
Scissors
When you're done you can even use them to cut your dick off since I know your doctor didnt approve your bottom surgery
no poop
This a million times
But how to achieve no poop? By fasting
I had hemorrhoids for like a year, and then i went to a 7 day fast (for unrelated reasons) and it completely cured it
use more lube
Picrel, stop sitting so much, and get a smaller dicked femboy to top you
Well I'm retarded. Here's said picrel
>smaller dicked
shit taste
take more copper. a copper deficiency could be the main culprit. they are basically varicose veins. if you are chronically deficient in copper, it could lead to hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and other vascular problems. also, look in to getting those bad boys lasered off if they are bad enough
a very high fiber diet with increased water intake, 4 to 5 liters a day say, where you dont have to strain at all and have to minimally wipe. a bidet so you dont have to wipe can help too
This has always seemed counter intuitive to me. Why would adding bulk to your stool reduce straining? The only benefit I could see to adding fiber to your diet is if your anorectal sensitivity is damaged and you regularly miss bowel movements, leading to either hardened stool, or, if you wait long enough, impacted stool.
Otherwise, yeah, you want to avoid straining. It may be worthwhile to skim through gutsense.org, for those interested.
>inb4 fiber shills jump down my throat
Huff my nutts, dwebs.
Fiber makes your poop soft and fluffy instead of hard and dense.
Anecdotal evidence points to the contrary.
I'm eating primarily animal products at the moment. Ground beef, eggs, deenz, fermented milk products, butter, etc. The only exception are bananas.
My stool is as soft as it had been on a fiber rich diet, only without the accompanying size. Granted, that may well be the mag cit and vit c. Time will tell.
As was said above. The only benefit I can see that stems directly from five is the stimulation the increased bulk creates. At the same time though, this bulk could lead to straining. That's not to mention the fact that fiber is likely what played a large part in desensitizing your anorectal region in the first place. That and ~~*society*~~.
Again, in highly recommend taking a look at gutsense.org.
I'm less concerned about the pain than I am about the issue worsening. I'd also like to get into commercial diving at some point, not to mention get back to lifting, and my asshole literally falling out from beneath me is going to make that difficult.
What kind of pain are you referring? Is it consistent, or only when they're inflamed?
>Anecdotal evidence
Disregarded completely
>what zero pussy does to af
Gutsense.org
Go hogwild, nerd.
>disregarded
>still pushing
Sad
True in my experience. I thought it was water I was lacking but didnt help even trying to drink 4-5 litres a day. Eating raw carrots and adding bran to my diet seem to get the chocolate mousse consistency I was after.
Imagine the taste of avocado and coco powder together. Barf..
What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density. Ever had these disgusting constipated rat shit pellet stools? Fiber acts like a lube and coats your poop in watery gel and helps it pass through the gut faster
>What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density
Delusional.
I don't care how much you lube up your ass before Jamal bottoms you. Passing anything larger then the diameter of your ass, and that aperture isn't large, is going to lead to straining. And straining is going to increase your risk of hemorrhoidal disease.
I know, because I've eaten a high fiber diet. Beans, lentils, veggies and I'd even supplement psyllium husk. Neither was I under hydrated. In fact, I was drinking so much water that I was pissing maybe every 30 minutes.
You're applauding fiber for "solving" the issue it created in the first place.
ok sv3rige calm down
>common sense kills the fiber shill
Cope
Insoluble fiber adds bulk and makes shit hard as a rock.
Soluble fiber softens shits and makes easier to pass.
I don't know why nutrition gays never specify this.
proven to worsen constipation, straining and rectal bleeding
Except it hasn't so
Bidet Master Race checking in
Best money you'll ever spend
https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Refresh-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00SLLK6RM
Stop using your squat plug
Install this in your bathroom.
Why would anyone need such a long sink?
I always shower instead of wiping and still have hemorrhoids. Fuck you.
>visit my parents friends on Christmas
>see this thing
>take a shit in it
>it doesn't flush
How yuros even use this?
You're supposed to leave it for the jannies to clean up.
kek
Same. Lack of ass hygiene is clearly not the cause of hemmoroids
Dr coles hemorrhoid salve is a lifesaver I highly recommend it
Surgery
t. had hemorrhoidectomy, smoothest asshole this side of the mississippi
Are there any side effects? Were you a receiver before the surgery and if so are you able to do so after? Trying to convince my chud gf to get this because she hasn't been able to fuck me in a year since she fucked 20 guys and her hemaroid blew out, but she's too scared that something will go wrong.
Negative galvanic treatment for hemorrhoids.
it's a non-surgical solution. It can take multiple treatments for bad grades.
Nothing comes up for hemaroids when you google it
Electrotherapy
I literally just waited like a month then after my hemorrhoid shrunk down a little bit, one day I was shitting and the hemorrhoid just popped. Extremely satisfying
Why do you all get hemorrhoids? What causes it besides getting your buns glazed?
all these mf eat is tendies and they have to push hard to shit so this is the result
Personality had IBS as a teenager before I honed my diet so had frequent hemorrhoids from that + I was sitting most of the day. Mostly a genetic thing. Some are pretty prone to them and others aren’t.
I was delivering pizzas in my car and had a huge boner because of a hot girl I worked with. Then meatloaf came on the radio and I sang Paradise By The Dashboard Lights as loud as I could while driving with a boner and that caused too much blood pressure around the butthole which caused a hemorrhoid
Squat while shitting
That should make it less frequent
One time I was out in the forrest and had to do the squat thing. Most fullfilling empting of my bowels I think Ive ever had. 10/10 would reccomdend.
Can confirm. I was in the bushes. Biggest poop smile I've ever seen
>Load up lmao2pl8
>Begin shitting
>Finish last rep
>Finish shitting
two words: squatty potty
Stop wiping
I recently had an internal one. I was going through a slow period at work and was sitting at work. The combination of getting up more, and taking psyllium husk cured it in a matter of days.
I once fucked a chick with hemorrhoids. Total boner killer. Never again.
Get your vitamin D up, stop going below 12 reps on ANY EXERCISE and also don't do exercises that leave you sore (for me, it's lunges)
I have two internal ones and my doctor said I should go for a walk. I work home office and rarely leave the house. Anyone knows if that actually helps? I'm sick of this shit
I wanna go to the doctor cus of these but I'm too embarrassed
at some point you gotta just not care
after a colonoscopy they have you fart because they inflate your ass to get a good look in there during the procedure
i had to let like 5 big ones rip in front of cute young nurses before i could leave
I always get them when I eat red lentils.
Problem: I love red lentils.
Not sure man, but good luck to you and the other Anons.
just got a colonoscopy because they thought i had ulcerative colitis and it turned out to be hemorrhoids. witch hazel on the tp has helped.
with salt
unironically Epsom salt is supposed to help
i've been suffering from these fuckers since 15, so about 14 years. They pop once or twice a year, I shove some preph cream and suppositories in my ass for a week, and it usually fixes the issue
Are you still able to lift?
Mine are currently inflamed. This is a first for me. Fairly confident it was the fiber. I've since cut it all out, and I'm supplementing magnesium citrate and vit c to help keep things moving and soft while my gut adjusts. They've clearly shrunk, but I'm worried any sort of straining, especially the type exerted while squatting, is going to re-inflame them.
I just gave up on caring and accept the pain. I made psyllium husk a regular part of the diet to soften the shits.
sitting less and taking a shot of pepper+tumeric helped me
Metamucil
Wish there was a home option for the rubber band removal method. $1000 is a stupid amount to pay to have a doctor put a rubber band around a bum bump
apply pic related several times a day and just wait it out.
as for prevention, do NOT strain when shitting. if it ain't coming out, abort mission.
Does this go in the butt, or just around the skirt of the hole?
Either or. It doesn't heal them it just stops the pain. i recommend this. Healed mine In a few days. Can go both on and in the rectum
I had those external ones and they bother me. I decided once to get fucked in the ass and they disapeared. I think the old man penis pushed them inside. Problem solved
you got his number?
don't keep strolling in your cellphone in a seated position with your ass hanging out for several minutes fellas
it's all good when you're 18, but I finally acquired this shit at 27 thinking it was just a meme ... it honestly sucks kek
yeah my doctor told me to quit playing clash of clans on the toilet and i told him "you don't know shit i'm fucking swiping on tinder" apparently that doesn't cause hemorrhoids
drinking lattes on an empty stomach in the morning makes me have a soft poop a few hours later.
I got a doctor to jam a needle up my ass and then excise the blood clot
Was entirely worth it tbh fuck those things