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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop taking it up the ass

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      such a reddiitt tier comment, before i opened the thread i knew you were here and would post this

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scissors
    When you're done you can even use them to cut your dick off since I know your doctor didnt approve your bottom surgery

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no poop

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This a million times
      But how to achieve no poop? By fasting
      I had hemorrhoids for like a year, and then i went to a 7 day fast (for unrelated reasons) and it completely cured it

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    use more lube

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Picrel, stop sitting so much, and get a smaller dicked femboy to top you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well I'm moronic. Here's said picrel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >smaller dicked
      shit taste

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    take more copper. a copper deficiency could be the main culprit. they are basically varicose veins. if you are chronically deficient in copper, it could lead to hemorrhoids, varicose veins, and other vascular problems. also, look in to getting those bad boys lasered off if they are bad enough

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a very high fiber diet with increased water intake, 4 to 5 liters a day say, where you dont have to strain at all and have to minimally wipe. a bidet so you dont have to wipe can help too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This has always seemed counter intuitive to me. Why would adding bulk to your stool reduce straining? The only benefit I could see to adding fiber to your diet is if your anorectal sensitivity is damaged and you regularly miss bowel movements, leading to either hardened stool, or, if you wait long enough, impacted stool.

      Otherwise, yeah, you want to avoid straining. It may be worthwhile to skim through gutsense.org, for those interested.

      >inb4 fiber shills jump down my throat
      Huff my nutts, dwebs.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fiber makes your poop soft and fluffy instead of hard and dense.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anecdotal evidence points to the contrary.

          I'm eating primarily animal products at the moment. Ground beef, eggs, deenz, fermented milk products, butter, etc. The only exception are bananas.

          My stool is as soft as it had been on a fiber rich diet, only without the accompanying size. Granted, that may well be the mag cit and vit c. Time will tell.

          As was said above. The only benefit I can see that stems directly from five is the stimulation the increased bulk creates. At the same time though, this bulk could lead to straining. That's not to mention the fact that fiber is likely what played a large part in desensitizing your anorectal region in the first place. That and ~~*society*~~.

          Again, in highly recommend taking a look at gutsense.org.

          I just gave up on caring and accept the pain. I made psyllium husk a regular part of the diet to soften the shits.

          I'm less concerned about the pain than I am about the issue worsening. I'd also like to get into commercial diving at some point, not to mention get back to lifting, and my butthole literally falling out from beneath me is going to make that difficult.

          What kind of pain are you referring? Is it consistent, or only when they're inflamed?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Anecdotal evidence
            Disregarded completely

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >what zero pussy does to af
              Gutsense.org

              Go hogwild, nerd.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >disregarded
                >still pushing
                Sad

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True in my experience. I thought it was water I was lacking but didnt help even trying to drink 4-5 litres a day. Eating raw carrots and adding bran to my diet seem to get the chocolate mousse consistency I was after.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine the taste of avocado and coco powder together. Barf..

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density. Ever had these disgusting constipated rat shit pellet stools? Fiber acts like a lube and coats your poop in watery gel and helps it pass through the gut faster

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >What makes you strain isn't the size of shits but density
          Delusional.

          I don't care how much you lube up your ass before Jamal bottoms you. Passing anything larger then the diameter of your ass, and that aperture isn't large, is going to lead to straining. And straining is going to increase your risk of hemorrhoidal disease.

          I know, because I've eaten a high fiber diet. Beans, lentils, veggies and I'd even supplement psyllium husk. Neither was I under hydrated. In fact, I was drinking so much water that I was pissing maybe every 30 minutes.

          You're applauding fiber for "solving" the issue it created in the first place.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok sv3rige calm down

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >common sense kills the fiber shill
              Cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Insoluble fiber adds bulk and makes shit hard as a rock.
        Soluble fiber softens shits and makes easier to pass.
        I don't know why nutrition homosexuals never specify this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      proven to worsen constipation, straining and rectal bleeding

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Except it hasn't so

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bidet Master Race checking in

      Best money you'll ever spend
      https://www.amazon.com/Squatty-Potty-Refresh-Toilet-Attachment/dp/B00SLLK6RM

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop using your squat plug

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Install this in your bathroom.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why would anyone need such a long sink?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always shower instead of wiping and still have hemorrhoids. Frick you.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >visit my parents friends on Christmas
      >see this thing
      >take a shit in it
      >it doesn't flush
      How yuros even use this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're supposed to leave it for the jannies to clean up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kek

          I always shower instead of wiping and still have hemorrhoids. Frick you.

          Same. Lack of ass hygiene is clearly not the cause of hemmoroids

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dr coles hemorrhoid salve is a lifesaver I highly recommend it

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Surgery
    t. had hemorrhoidectomy, smoothest butthole this side of the mississippi

    • 1 year ago
      TrannyCuck

      Are there any side effects? Were you a receiver before the surgery and if so are you able to do so after? Trying to convince my troony gf to get this because she hasn't been able to frick me in a year since she fricked 20 guys and her hemaroid blew out, but she's too scared that something will go wrong.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Mv4NtXm.jpg

      how to cure

      Are there any side effects? Were you a receiver before the surgery and if so are you able to do so after? Trying to convince my troony gf to get this because she hasn't been able to frick me in a year since she fricked 20 guys and her hemaroid blew out, but she's too scared that something will go wrong.

      Negative galvanic treatment for hemorrhoids.
      it's a non-surgical solution. It can take multiple treatments for bad grades.

      • 1 year ago
        TrannyCuck

        Nothing comes up for hemaroids when you google it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Electrotherapy

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I literally just waited like a month then after my hemorrhoid shrunk down a little bit, one day I was shitting and the hemorrhoid just popped. Extremely satisfying

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you all get hemorrhoids? What causes it besides getting your buns glazed?

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      all these mf eat is tendies and they have to push hard to shit so this is the result

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Personality had IBS as a teenager before I honed my diet so had frequent hemorrhoids from that + I was sitting most of the day. Mostly a genetic thing. Some are pretty prone to them and others aren’t.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I was delivering pizzas in my car and had a huge boner because of a hot girl I worked with. Then meatloaf came on the radio and I sang Paradise By The Dashboard Lights as loud as I could while driving with a boner and that caused too much blood pressure around the butthole which caused a hemorrhoid

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Squat while shitting
    That should make it less frequent

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      One time I was out in the forrest and had to do the squat thing. Most fullfilling empting of my bowels I think Ive ever had. 10/10 would reccomdend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Can confirm. I was in the bushes. Biggest poop smile I've ever seen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Load up lmao2pl8
      >Begin shitting
      >Finish last rep
      >Finish shitting

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    two words: squatty potty

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop wiping

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I recently had an internal one. I was going through a slow period at work and was sitting at work. The combination of getting up more, and taking psyllium husk cured it in a matter of days.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I once fricked a chick with hemorrhoids. Total boner killer. Never again.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get your vitamin D up, stop going below 12 reps on ANY EXERCISE and also don't do exercises that leave you sore (for me, it's lunges)

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have two internal ones and my doctor said I should go for a walk. I work home office and rarely leave the house. Anyone knows if that actually helps? I'm sick of this shit

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna go to the doctor cus of these but I'm too embarrassed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      at some point you gotta just not care
      after a colonoscopy they have you fart because they inflate your ass to get a good look in there during the procedure
      i had to let like 5 big ones rip in front of cute young nurses before i could leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I always get them when I eat red lentils.
    Problem: I love red lentils.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not sure man, but good luck to you and the other Anons.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just got a colonoscopy because they thought i had ulcerative colitis and it turned out to be hemorrhoids. witch hazel on the tp has helped.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    with salt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically Epsom salt is supposed to help

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i've been suffering from these frickers since 15, so about 14 years. They pop once or twice a year, I shove some preph cream and suppositories in my ass for a week, and it usually fixes the issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you still able to lift?

      Mine are currently inflamed. This is a first for me. Fairly confident it was the fiber. I've since cut it all out, and I'm supplementing magnesium citrate and vit c to help keep things moving and soft while my gut adjusts. They've clearly shrunk, but I'm worried any sort of straining, especially the type exerted while squatting, is going to re-inflame them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I just gave up on caring and accept the pain. I made psyllium husk a regular part of the diet to soften the shits.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sitting less and taking a shot of pepper+tumeric helped me

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Metamucil

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wish there was a home option for the rubber band removal method. $1000 is a stupid amount to pay to have a doctor put a rubber band around a bum bump

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    apply pic related several times a day and just wait it out.

    as for prevention, do NOT strain when shitting. if it ain't coming out, abort mission.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does this go in the butt, or just around the skirt of the hole?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Either or. It doesn't heal them it just stops the pain. i recommend this. Healed mine In a few days. Can go both on and in the rectum

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I had those external ones and they bother me. I decided once to get fricked in the ass and they disapeared. I think the old man penis pushed them inside. Problem solved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you got his number?

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't keep strolling in your cellphone in a seated position with your ass hanging out for several minutes fellas
    it's all good when you're 18, but I finally acquired this shit at 27 thinking it was just a meme ... it honestly sucks kek

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah my doctor told me to quit playing clash of clans on the toilet and i told him "you don't know shit i'm fricking swiping on tinder" apparently that doesn't cause hemorrhoids

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    drinking lattes on an empty stomach in the morning makes me have a soft poop a few hours later.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I got a doctor to jam a needle up my ass and then excise the blood clot
    Was entirely worth it tbh frick those things

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