Here comes that geek Peter Parker
Gee what a nerd, I can't stand that loser. I bet he's doing math equations in his head right now
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Here comes that geek Peter Parker
Gee what a nerd, I can't stand that loser. I bet he's doing math equations in his head right now
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Achievable natty?
sorry brah but pete pisser is a fake natty
He was literally bit by a radioactive spider
His spidergains are the only thing keeping him like that. In every iteration he saves the city and goes home to a fridge with a single tomato and an empty milk carton in it, there's no fricking way he could get that shredded natty otherwise on a diet of pocket lint and villain knuckle sandwiches.
Man, pre-one more day Peter was just as tall as iron man
Why did they have to ruin his life like that
So? That has nothing to do with anything. The uranium ballsack anon didn't make it (God bless his soul), I don't think a bite gave him that physique bro
wait a scond, that shit was real?
Peter was a jock, him being perceived as a geek is just because he's smart, he leans way more as a jock in most adaptations
Buff popular jocks like me that drive loud muscle cars but also have a secret deep philosophical side that only comes out during my most vulnerable moments aren’t represented enough in films
I would absolutely love to know who you are irl. People have such delusional views of themselves lol.
>yeah I’m kind of a Chad but I’m also based and philosophical and sensitive and strong and handsome. Oh and I’m a great listener too. And I have nice eyes and high self awareness. Normies wouldn’t get it
Such a close-minded person to believe people can’t be multifaceted.
I hate when I express an insightful opinion and people say “shut up and dribble you jock” due to my height and athletic physique
In the comics from the 60s and 70s, which are the best, Peter isn't a nerd or a jock, he's a total sigma male, which makes him an outsider. He's also got a serious attitude problem and flies off the handle all the time. A shame we'll never get that version of Spider-man in the movies. He will forever be some stuttering manlet, who can't talk to girls without spilling his spaghetti.
Just wait 20 years and 3 more reboots
But each reboot is worse than the last one.
>muh sigma male
kys immediately
t. troony
>NATTY PARKER COMING THROUGH
I'm mad that was cancelled.
He's a calichad here
>Yidsney took this from you
WHY
where are his naples mary jane is a moron for not realizing peter parker is spiderdude
To be fair, this was from the 90s and Peter was a ripped chad at that point. The only made him a homosexual after 2000.
>pic
what happen next?
Mary Jane was later found dead in an alley bleeding from multiple orifices
McFarlane was into tickling in that period, Spider-man issue 13, the last one I bought until Spawn, after its "first" ending I gave up on 'murrican comics altogether.
thank you for reminding how fricking old I am.
>into tickling
nice