Can you imagine she comes home after a long session in the gym and then tells you to get on your knees and get ready to slurp up all her sweat from her ass and as you sit there she tells you to open wide as she pisses on you then sits on your face until she has an orgasm and tells you that "Later I will breed you until you cum" as she shows her newly bought strap-on that you know won't fit into your anus but you know you have to take it or she will put the cage back on you
I give her the benefit of the doubt, she doesnt look and more rugged than the avg 35 year old but she is way too lean at that age and that makes them look older as extra lines and wrinkles show up everywhere.
there is a chance is way older but at this point it doesnt matter, its just being pedantic. she is 30+ already and on tinder. hard pass.
>there is a chance is way older but at this point it doesnt matter, its just being pedantic. she is 30+ already and on tinder. hard pass.
come on brah huge difference between 30 and 39
I always thought it absurd that women will lie about their age. Because that's a lie I am absolutely guaranteed to find out about eventually.
And once I do, I am aware of the fact that she will lie to my face whenever she thinks the truth will make me leave her, which means I now have to assume that she lied about everything, which will make me leave.
All she did was waste her time, and she has much less of it to waste than men do.
>All she did was waste her time,
correction she wasted YOUr time.
She wanted attention and is incappable of thinking into the future and desire long term things. Thus her values, and her actions all seek only to provide short term rewards.
So in fact gets attention, your time and resources until the jig is up.
Only men who wanted to build an actual relationship, maybe a family get their time wasted.
all varbies smell like men in sauna. If someone likes varbies, just fuck muscular guys. it's 2023, no one gives a fuck. No need to resort to these trannies
sometimes i hang out with a female friend from my undergrad. she just had her second kid. shes slim and fit though everything has plumped from pregnancy. multiple times she pulls out her swollen tit to feed her baby while were chatting. the nipple is big and theres vivid blue viens all along her magnificent udder. Shes very "this is perfectly natural so i dont care what you see" approach..and so am i. but god damn i still jerk off later thinking about those life giving milkers
Are mirror selfies actually frowned upon or is that just a baseless platitude? Every article and guide urges guys not to use them but ~50-60% of women's profiles have one, if not multiple, mirror selfies.
>urges guys not to use them
Selfies are best avoided. It implies a lack of social life/status and the low focal length makes your jaw disappear and just look like shit. Obviously rule one is to be attractive in which case it doesn't matter. >50-60% of women's profiles have one
because there's no feedback loop for women. They can do whatever the fuck they want and still get a gorillion matches. It's why they all have "fluent in sarcasm" in their bio as if that's not an extremely undesirable trait. The low focal length and implied lack of social life doesn't matter for them as much either
>urges guys not to use them
Selfies are best avoided. It implies a lack of social life/status and the low focal length makes your jaw disappear and just look like shit. Obviously rule one is to be attractive in which case it doesn't matter. >50-60% of women's profiles have one
because there's no feedback loop for women. They can do whatever the fuck they want and still get a gorillion matches. It's why they all have "fluent in sarcasm" in their bio as if that's not an extremely undesirable trait. The low focal length and implied lack of social life doesn't matter for them as much either
>why yes I'm a woman >yes my hobbies are Travel, whine, coffe How could you tell
Dating apps are soul rot because after seeing this shit 99.9% cases your eyes just glaze over and you swear you were born in Kazakhstan
Looks nice.
Can you imagine she comes home after a long session in the gym and then tells you to get on your knees and get ready to slurp up all her sweat from her ass and as you sit there she tells you to open wide as she pisses on you then sits on your face until she has an orgasm and tells you that "Later I will breed you until you cum" as she shows her newly bought strap-on that you know won't fit into your anus but you know you have to take it or she will put the cage back on you
haha
I wish this would happen but it never will. Women are so boring.
I'm not gonna imagine this or even read it. I stopped at slurp up her sweat.
Low t.
Imagine bumping your own gayry
>dating women older than 30
this. if you dating women older than 30 you should be either 50+ atleast or reevaluate your life decisions and/or increase your value.
>good vibes only
>weightlifting, mother fucking plane, taco, coffee, Carmen Sandiego, trophy, sunshine
Sounds good to me.
>31
Shes at least 34
my cock
her asscheeks
What you don't like people of color?
>howdy, smoothskin
FUCK, GO BACK
>31 (34 in reality)
HARD SKIP but thx.
Dude she's 39
t. Milf fetishist
I give her the benefit of the doubt, she doesnt look and more rugged than the avg 35 year old but she is way too lean at that age and that makes them look older as extra lines and wrinkles show up everywhere.
there is a chance is way older but at this point it doesnt matter, its just being pedantic. she is 30+ already and on tinder. hard pass.
>there is a chance is way older but at this point it doesnt matter, its just being pedantic. she is 30+ already and on tinder. hard pass.
come on brah huge difference between 30 and 39
I always thought it absurd that women will lie about their age. Because that's a lie I am absolutely guaranteed to find out about eventually.
And once I do, I am aware of the fact that she will lie to my face whenever she thinks the truth will make me leave her, which means I now have to assume that she lied about everything, which will make me leave.
All she did was waste her time, and she has much less of it to waste than men do.
>All she did was waste her time,
correction she wasted YOUr time.
She wanted attention and is incappable of thinking into the future and desire long term things. Thus her values, and her actions all seek only to provide short term rewards.
So in fact gets attention, your time and resources until the jig is up.
Only men who wanted to build an actual relationship, maybe a family get their time wasted.
Idk bros it seems like a guy to me
her head is female sized and I see no adam's apple but her T-levels are higher than yours for sure.
all varbies smell like men in sauna. If someone likes varbies, just fuck muscular guys. it's 2023, no one gives a fuck. No need to resort to these trannies
sometimes i hang out with a female friend from my undergrad. she just had her second kid. shes slim and fit though everything has plumped from pregnancy. multiple times she pulls out her swollen tit to feed her baby while were chatting. the nipple is big and theres vivid blue viens all along her magnificent udder. Shes very "this is perfectly natural so i dont care what you see" approach..and so am i. but god damn i still jerk off later thinking about those life giving milkers
Fetal alcoholic syndrome.
>Fetal alcoholic
Gotta start them young
>31
I'm sure she must have been once
>can only see 1/3rd of the girl on the right but she still mogs
Are mirror selfies actually frowned upon or is that just a baseless platitude? Every article and guide urges guys not to use them but ~50-60% of women's profiles have one, if not multiple, mirror selfies.
>urges guys not to use them
Selfies are best avoided. It implies a lack of social life/status and the low focal length makes your jaw disappear and just look like shit. Obviously rule one is to be attractive in which case it doesn't matter.
>50-60% of women's profiles have one
because there's no feedback loop for women. They can do whatever the fuck they want and still get a gorillion matches. It's why they all have "fluent in sarcasm" in their bio as if that's not an extremely undesirable trait. The low focal length and implied lack of social life doesn't matter for them as much either
>why yes I'm a woman
>yes my hobbies are Travel, whine, coffe How could you tell
Dating apps are soul rot because after seeing this shit 99.9% cases your eyes just glaze over and you swear you were born in Kazakhstan
women generally put zero effort into it because they know that plenty of guys will just compensate for it anyway.
Antonia looks fucking insane. she is the kind of woman who would smash your car windows just for answering your phone when your mom calls you
My first thought too nice trips.
basado
No, here's mine
Does she know you exist?
Not yet
Sauce
Shame shes single
I wouldnt have minded if my wife looked like that at 31, but its not where I would want to start
>31
she is at least 44 lmao
She looks 50
But she roids and that could've aged her prematurely
Anton, take off the wig
Those roids really didn't do her any favors. She looks like an old lady with that skin.
You know that ass would gangster grip you like you owe it money.