>hey anon, cool 4pl8 squat, but can you do this?

>hey anon, cool 4pl8 squat, but can you do this?

But for real, what's the point of being hulked out with bulging muscles if you can't even touch your toes?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *rapes her*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >can't catch her cause you overdeveloped quads and neglect cardio

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am training hard to achieve full splits, I am half way there. b***hes won't smug for long.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I can touch her toes while you seeth.
    Check em

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You'll have to be able to reach them first.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >but can you do this?
    >No, but can you do this?
    *grabs both of her legs*
    *rips her in half*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *rapes her*

      You CAN do a split right anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can split that b***h's cheeks against her will lmfao

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rape is NOT a flexibility routine.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It certainly can be.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tell that to your ass

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a dick right underneath her pussy and she's getting fricked by it

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's nice but lets keep going on the hike. I know a cabin up ahead(hehehe).

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Men have no use for this ability

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you want to kick or tumble with any sort of skill, splits are mandatory

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can kick a 6' 6" dude in the head at 5' 10". I squat 440 and tumble/flip just fine. I think your overestimating how important a split is. I still want one tho, girls think Van dam is sexy. I get about a 150% angel, another 30% is gonna be tough

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Also I usually don't kick higher then rib height without a set up

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    very cute; beautiful hair and face. very breedable and would be enjoyable and produce great offspring. 9/10

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Superb taste. She's beautiful!

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Finish workout
    >see roasties at the yoga mats
    >sit down at the mat between them all
    >some cant touch toes, others in some hot pose
    >start stretching
    >go into the splits
    >mog roasties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is why i am training to do the splits, just to mog thots
      i know it makes them seethe. Soon they will yield to me

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cool split, but can you squat 4pl8?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It is a cool combination of skills. Its what made jujimufu cool before becoming a 60 year old roidhead

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I stretch because it releases endorphins
    If I moved a certain way and feel like my muscles are stretching I keep it until I'm hot and release

    Nothing exceptional from a woman being flexible, that's literaly part of their biology

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