Hey fit, I'm at the American food section, what should I get?

Hey fit, I'm at the American food section, what should I get?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get yourself into the next aisle

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    jif and some of that hot sauce. Do they have jelly beans?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet Baby Rays BBQ sauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Worried it might be too sweet for me. What about the sloppy Joe powder? Is this good to make ground beef mixed with rice?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sloppy Joes actually have a similar flavor profile to Sweet Baby Rays. Must admit I've never tried the Sweet & Spicy version of Sweet Baby Ray's though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    La Croix

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of American slop is fun to try. Some of it is just fricking bad, though. As in you can't imagine people ever buying it more than once.
    Sometimes it's both. Like... Chocolate twinkies.
    I had a couple of those and they were nice. But then I had a couple more and I don't think I would ever want another.

    Payday bars and tootsie rolls are all right. I could eat those again.
    Never had Cinnamon Toast Crunch before but that is widely considered to be exceptional slop.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jif if it's got nuts in it. Why is this section all the mid shit? Sweet Baby Ray's, Jiffy Mix, that's good, but what the frick is that other shit?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would add to it?

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goldfish are kino

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wtf is calypso? Never heard of that before.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anons are responding to this giving unironic recommendations for slop

    Glue drinking levels of moronation!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wow you are so smart anon, please impregnate my 18yo sister

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sure thing bud

  10. 1 month ago
    AnavarGuy

    Get the canned pumpkin and sweet potatoes and save it for when it gets cold

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >american selection
    >it's all israeli companies

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get Branston pickle, cheddar, mayo and make yourself a nice cheese and pickle sandwich

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ^this (but dump the mayo)

        And beeans on toast, ooooh me lord

        I can breathe those Caramel Wafers down

    • 1 month ago
      AnavarGuy

      >Malt vinegar
      >Bisto Gravy
      >Branston Pickle (For cheese and pickle
      >HP (brown sauce) for any meat sandwiches
      >Hob nobs are the best oat biscuit ever
      >Cream crackers are the best cracker for cheese
      Honestly a goated selection the custard, sotted dick, beans, and treacle pudding too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tootsie rolls, lucky charms, goldfish, and Jif. Everything else is trash.

      Beans, Maltesers, barley water lemon concentrate.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Seppos may want to try the Ribena. Ever had blackcurrant? There's a whole thing in the USA where blackcurrant is historically rare there.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      those brownies are bussin with some milk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 'beetus spread, courtesy of MC Ennedy

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Warhead sour candy, since I'm a fan of stuffing my face with 5 sour candy at a time.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can't get authentic 16-hour mesquite-smoked brisket on that shelf, so just keep walking.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jif
    Milanos

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're going to have a goyslurp, those lemonades are tasty.
    You shouldn't tho.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I'd try from there is the beef jerky, everything else looks like top goyslop.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Junior Mints
    Those can be refreshing

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the seed oil?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing, pick up some ground beef instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They call it mince in bongland

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >3 euro for theater box candy
    Americhads stay wining

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stop reposting from IST
    Not fitness related. Jannies come on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Food and physical fitness are two sides of the same coin, it's all part of being human

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Theres no fitness related material implied here. Its a pic that's as posted on IST a few Hours ago and he just copied it over here because "haha american eat garbage". Stop being obtuse and disingenuous. Its food, it goes on the food board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          you're moronic, you should go on the moron board
          oh wait you're already here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you got so upset. Feel better

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >posted on IST a few Hours ago
          Why do you lie?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love Reese's
    the rest looks meh

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    goldfish crackers

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