I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vegana, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vegana --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
Genuinely need a front shot to evaluate your stomach. Obviously you've got a nice rear, but if you've a big belly then it'll overshadow the rest of your body, especially your boobs.
Listen here little sparrow. You will receive great pain and hardship from the tongue of the white man, but that is not the way the Lenape peoples. Heed these words of wisdom, you will soar like the great eagle. You hear me sweet wind? GREAT EAGLE. Do not let the white man corrupt you. You deserve the sun and the moon and the stars. Stay true to your ancestors, little sparrow. >mfw thinking of your pain
LONDON
>am I fat?
>bulk?
moron bait, why would anyone who is concerned if they're fat or not even consider bulking? Huff farts.
nice booba
I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vegana, in fact they're barely an inch apart.
I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.
Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.
Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vegana --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.
Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that
bruh
women can give hug with booba
illuminating comment
It is a copypasta
No shit?
>It feels like a design flaw in women actually
having a literal butthole is the flaw, not really placement
what the frick
>in fact they're barely an inch apart.
How can women even recover after this?
Actually how can we even recover and look at women after this?
Makes it easy to eat ass and pussy together, win in my book.
>tfw now I have to live with the burden of this knowledge
Imagine someone believing an attractive woman would go to IST to have her body evaluated.
>Imagine
It would be great, I'd judge the shit out of their butts. Literally, judge them 'til they poop out their pooper.
Fat ass if you know what I mean
I hate women so much it hurts
I don’t think that’s you
Genuinely need a front shot to evaluate your stomach. Obviously you've got a nice rear, but if you've a big belly then it'll overshadow the rest of your body, especially your boobs.
>cut or bulk
Maintenance and see if you make progress assuming that’s you.
Listen here little sparrow. You will receive great pain and hardship from the tongue of the white man, but that is not the way the Lenape peoples. Heed these words of wisdom, you will soar like the great eagle. You hear me sweet wind? GREAT EAGLE. Do not let the white man corrupt you. You deserve the sun and the moon and the stars. Stay true to your ancestors, little sparrow.
>mfw thinking of your pain
You will have to show booba before I can evaluate
GYAAAT DAYUM
You look cute but you shouldn't be posting yourself online and you should cover up a bit more, modest girls are very beautiful.
You look flabby, it will only start to sag if you don't cut.
Has anyone told you that you're specifically structured for colored men? (aka Black folk)
you say you're white but im not buying it
So many simps failing for the larp
that's a body built for black men, god damn. I'd love to have a go, but there's no way I could satisfy her
Fat.
I hate women so much it's unreal