"Hey we don't allow bags on the gym floor.

"Hey we don't allow bags on the gym floor. If you need a towel we have some, and we have belts if you absolutely NEED one for lifting."

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, where are the lockers then?
    Yeah that key is fine

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Grease me up woman

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      F-fat Bastard?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Okie dokie

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    alright, no prob. (there is a problem, I'm finding a new gym tomorrow)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy the cancellation fee on your membership.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i'm just not gonna pay it! ahahahahahahaha!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          based, nothing happens if u dont pay it other than collections and ur name on a ban list for the same brand gym if they can be frickin bothered to add u at all.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            more work for the wagies? hehe sounds like my job

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh thanks, I'm new.
    Here's your tip!

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gym has this rule but they don't enforce it. Even the manager doesn't care.
    The manager is a sexy qween who sometimes wiggles her ass to the beat of the music playing.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "You too!"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick carries a bag around

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Black folk looking to steal shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bring a backpack. It's where I keep my chalk, belt, bottle, keys, and wallet. No, I'm not going to put these things in a locker and run to the bathroom every time I need something. I'm going to keep my stuff with me at all times

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How much should you tip the receptionist bros?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Habitually putting women in a position where they can exercise petty power over men is one of the shittiest things about modern society. It just grinds you down, the constant low-level passive aggression accompanying everything you want/need to do. Add black or pajeet women to dial it up to eleven. I hate them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just walk over them, they enjoy it on a primal level.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah (although white women are the worst in any corporate/professional environment)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just ignore them until a man tells you the exact same thing. Nothing makes them seethe more than that.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    she has made her rules, now let her enforce them

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can you give me a quick hand? I need help reaching my back while showering

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are you worried that you are bringing your own weights or what?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are they*

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a tripping hazard, so they make the rule for liability reasons. That's why good gyms like

      My gym has this rule but they don't enforce it. Even the manager doesn't care.
      The manager is a sexy qween who sometimes wiggles her ass to the beat of the music playing.

      just put it up on a sign or something and then don't autistically enforce it. Then if some jackass tries to sue over tripping and getting injured, they can say, "hey, we posted the rules, we're not liable." Then his only option would be to go after the guy who owns the bag, which won't fly at all.

      I actually wish gyms enforced this rule, some people are ok with it, but some people are obnoxious about it.

      My current gym is pretty good about it. They don't bother you as long as you keep it out of people's walking paths, but they'll tell people to gather their things up if they get in the way.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey we don't allow bags on the gym floor.

    "It's because of Black folk isn't it?"

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I actually wish gyms enforced this rule, some people are ok with it, but some people are obnoxious about it.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are there actually gyms that don't allow you to have a bag?

  17. 1 year ago
    I hate women

    women

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