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Hi IST, so I have esophageal varices due to alcoholism. How can I safely drink and get drunk quickly, minimizing/stopping bleeding?

No, stopping drinking is not an option.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a. exercise with a hypoxia training mask
    b. take the training wheels off: you already know what it's like to be drunk. Apart from the hypoxia, most of it's conditioned behavior. Choose that behavior while sober.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      I have severe anxiety. Benzos and alcohol is the only thing that helps, and benzos are impossible to get in Norway (doctors are not allowed to prescribe it outside of extreme cases and it costs up to 5€ per pill on the street). So I decided 10 years ago to say frick it and just keep drinking. It's been the best 10 years of my life, except for the esophageal varices.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >meme mental illness to excuse unacceptable behavior
        Just do pot like the other obnoxious whiny self-victimizers. You'll still be totally insufferable but it solves your bleeding problem.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          I literally have brain damage from being hit by a car as a kid, that causes me to be in constant terror. Outside of that, my life is far from shit. I swim actively and practice MMA (Ashihara Karate and Krav Maga). I made myself a small fortune with my own IT company.

          And weed gives me panic attacks. How people can relax on that shit is beyond me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >OMG I literally [random fricking excuse]
            Grow up. And krav maga + karate is not mma, that's mcdojo memeshit you're doing.

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              Not an excuse. That you don't understand that people can have fricking brain damage, is not my problem.
              I was in coma for 3 fricking years and had to learn how to speak from scratch (motor skills were however fine). Any time I was off benzodiazepines I would get 200/130BP with 140-180BPM. This took around 15 years to "stabilize" to around 180/130 with resting BPM at 120. This when I was peak fit and weighed 75Kg (I am 169cm tall).

              So you can frick off with your holier-than-thou high horse and assumptions. You're a much bigger piece of shit than I have ever been.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                OK, well, I guess you've already tried putting alcohol up your ass, so what didn't work about that?
                Or haven't you? It works. I have no idea how safe it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_enema
                >When rectally absorbed, ethanol will still eventually arrive at the liver, but the high alcohol content could overwhelm the organ. Additionally, consuming the alcohol rectally neutralizes the body's ability to reject the toxin by vomiting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It is an excuse. You are doing something objectively terrible for yourself and pretending like you need to. You are an alcohol addict who chooses to self medicate through life. Just like many addicts, you feel very justified of course, see your case is different, you need this, you're not just some junky coping through hardship.
                >holier than thou
                Well then next time consider not making a thread on IST asking how to have a nice day with alcohol.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Not an excuse. After I started drinking and take benzos at age 40, my BPM dropped from 120 to 80 and BP from 180/120 to 130/100. Even my doctors agree that it is the best "medication", but they ARE NOT ALLOWED TO PRESCRIBE BENZOS because of Norway's insane laws.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever tried Kava? It hits all the same receptors as alcohol and benzodiazepines, but is legal and doesn’t kill your organs

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Not legal in Norway. Nothing is legal here. And alcohol and tobacco is taxed so high, only extremely wealthy people can afford to be alcoholics. One bottle of vodka costs 60€.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You can literally buy it online in Norway. https://the-unwinder.com/supplements/natural/kava/kava-laws/

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Not a Norwegian site.
                And that's for a good reason. Because it's illegal.
                Go ahead. Try finding an ACTUAL Norwegian site selling kava.

                Here is also a discussion confirming it to be illegal: https://freak.no/forum/showthread.php?t=316009

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                I QUOTE, LITERALLY FROM YOUR LINK:
                "Norway: Kava is classified as a prescription-only medication, a lingering effect of the early 2000s EU ban" you fricking delusional twat

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >you fricking delusional twat
                The article says it is still available online in Norway - it is a legal grey area. You have been advised on numerous alternatives to dying a horrible death. You have been told, both by people on this board and your doctors that continued drinking will result in a horrific death. You are shit talking everyone who tries to give you advice on this, or failing this, to advise you on less painful ways to commit suicide. You are a delusional moron in denial

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                For the fourth time, I am looking into inhaling alcohol.
                If the site states so, it's severely outdated, because kava is illegal and there is absolutely no one that sells that. BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL.
                Go ahead. Link me a site that sells kava in Norway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > Go ahead. Link me a site that sells kava in Norway.
                https://www.konakavafarm.com/

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                NOT. A. NORWEGIAN. SITE.
                I can find sites that sells benzos to Norway too.
                It's still illegal, you fricking moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Who gives a frick, they ship to Norway, and you are months away from dying of cirrhosis. Stop shitting up this board with your mental illness, no one has any sympathy for you

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                What part of Norway having a nazi customs system is it you don't get?

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                For the FIFTH time (Jesus fricking Christ, no one here can fricking read), outside of my anxiety, I HAVE A GREAT LIFE and don't need your pathetic sympathy. I am ONLY LOOKING FOR A WAY TO GET DRUNK, SAFER.

                Dear GOD, people here are fricking morons.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Oh, and I am not going to order an illegal drug.

                FOR THE THIRD TIME, in Norway, if you order illegal drugs and they get stopped in customs (which they always do, which is why a single benzo pill costs 50NOK here on the street), ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS GETS CONFISCATED and you will not be allowed to get any new ones for at least a year.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You're going the wrong way. Start taking uppers instead. Meth on the daily while snorting pre workout powder.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Sells kava IN Norway.

                Not SHIPS TO Norway.

                It's ILLEGAL IN NORWAY and will be stopped in customs. Kava/kavalaktoner is a controlled substance and prescription only. https://forum.doktoronline.no/topic/177882-kava-kava/
                https://blazerfanzine.wordpress.com/2018/04/02/hipt-innen-rus-vi-tester-kava-med-k/

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Haha i drink a decent bit and barely do cardio and smoke and i am like 60bpm 110/???.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Yes, but again, I have brain damage, and constantly is producing absurd amounts of adrenaline.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking moron, this has to be a LARP. There are medications that lower blood pressure that are far less damaging than alcoholism. No actual doctor would advise crippling alcoholism as a method of care. And nobody other than a quasi-suicidal alcoholic would decide this is an acceptable way to cope with their problems.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        buy benzos on darknet. tor.taxi for a list of markets. try to cut it out with the booze dude it's the worst gabaergic drug

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Can't do that in Norway. They even intercept packages inland now. It has a lot to due with mail basically being dead here, so whenever anyone sends anything with stamps instead of digital codes on the letters and packages, they will check it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            even packages from within Norway? very gay. kratom, phenibut are ok. they won't burn your throat at least.

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              Yup. As I explained in the other reply, everything is digital here. To ship anything, you need to register a code that you write on the package or letter, which is traceable to your birth- and bank-ID.

              If you want to ship anonymously, you need to use stamps.
              No one uses stamps.
              No one.
              Except for questionable reasons.

              Hence, anything with stamps on it is an instant red flag and has a massive chance of being stopped and investigated.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                just find a vendor that ships from within Norway. I'm sure they have a system to make it look legitimate. lots of people here will ship them in a book or wrapped in clothing. also check rc-scene.com

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                What about my reply is it that you don't understand?

                We have an onion site for domestic sales.
                It comes with a warning that almost 1/4 of all packages are intercepted.

                BECAUSE ALL PACKAGES THAT ARE SENT IN NORWAY ARE TRACEBLE, AND IF YOU USE STAMPS, THEY ARE AUTOMATICALLY FLAGGED

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you made a post asking for advice but you seem to have a defeatist answer to everything. every country has phased out stamps. i only see them when my grandmother sends me a birthday card. im positive there you can buy on the markets because the people shipping would also know you can't use stamps or it looks suspicious.

                packages in every country are "traceable" how else do you think parcel tracking would work? anyways $5 a pill even at worst is a better price than the $60 bottle of vodka that's literally rotting you from the inside out. but take the other anons advice and move/travel abroad. Czech, Poland, Germany all very easy to get drugs. or just order technically legal research chemicals like the rest of Europeans.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Then you didn't read, because I said I am looking into vaping alcohol.
                Pay attention.

                >packages in every country are "traceable"
                You clearly did not read what I actually wrote.
                In other countries, you can use stamps.
                You can not use stamps in Norway.
                You have to reveal your full identity to send packages and letters.

                If you DO use deprecated stamps, that is an automatic flag and it is near guaranteed to be investigated.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NO ONE USES STAMPS, ANYONE CAN BUY A PRINTER. put it together good fricking god

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Dear God, you're dense.
                The printer does not magically remove your birth- and bank-ID information in the shipment, you absolute slowpoke.
                FOR THE THIRD TIME:
                All post is digitized. You need to register your birth- and bank-ID to ship. YOU THEN BUY A "DIGITAL STAMP" WHICH GIVES YOU A CODE.
                You then WRITE OR PRINT that code onto the letter or package.
                That digital code is a reference TO ALL SHIPMENT INFORMATION, INCLUDING SENDER'S ID. You fricking moron.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                good talk dude. have a drink on me!

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Since your IQ is apparently lower than a Swede's, I'll write this in very simple terms:

                To ship anything, you will need to have a Norwegian phone number, Fødselsnummer (birth ID) and Bank-ID.
                All Norwegian phone numbers are verified with birth ID and Bank-ID and is attached to your birth ID permanently after verification.
                You then put in your order for a digital stamp.
                You then put in all your personal information.
                This has to be confirmed by both your phone number, birth ID and Bank-ID that verifies that everything matches.
                You then get a code that you write or print on the letter or package.
                You can then go deliver it at a nearby store (post offices almost does not exist here anymore, stores works as post offices, which works quite well).
                They scan and confirm that everything is correct.
                The reciever then gets all information about the package instantly sent to email, SMS and app. This information is of course already in the post system database and stored permanently.

                For smaller packages and letter, you can also opt to get it picked up from your own mailbox.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Bro go buy some vodka and a weed pen that screws off and isnt hot glued. Idk if you can just vape vodka(yes you can i just remembered a yt vid of some people doing it with a plastic bottle and 100+ proof) so yeah go spend a day researching that.

                Anyways liveranon is right juat go do some xanax or something or just go smoke a bunch of weed if i had to only get fricked up on one thing forever itd be weed and nicotine.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Also, fun fact, if you're in Norway, but not a Norwegian citizen, you will not be allowed to send post and packages digitally. You will need to use failsafe stamps, register with whatever ID you have and pay a penalty fee per shipment.

          • 1 month ago
            AnavarGuy

            Dude you said youre rich? Just move overseas and have fun

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              Have considered, but I still partially have ownership in my old company and have to be physically onhand for a lot of it.

              • 1 month ago
                AnavarGuy

                I guess this is the only other option anon https://newatlas.com/awol-inhaling-alcohol/2633/
                Just fill a Shisha with alcohol and smoke that shit. A little dangerous so you need to make sure its not 40% but 25% shouldnt be flammable.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Yeah, I actually found out about that during replying in this thread, hehe.
                I am looking into it, but I can't really find anyone confirming it WORKS.

              • 1 month ago
                AnavarGuy

                Well if I wasnt dieting Id try it at home, I have a shisha afterall

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          To explain better:
          In Norway, everything, AND I MEAN EVERYTHING, is digitized. All government mail etc. is sent to our digital online mailbox. Normal mail is so rare, it's only delivered twice per week, and usually there is nothing there.
          All mail is sent by writing or printing on a digital code on the letter or package.
          If a letter or package has stamps on it, that's a GIGANTIC red flag and it has a huge chance of being held back for investigation.

          And of course, no dealer ships with a traceable digital code. Any intercepted letter and package will cause you to get ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS confiscated. And our customs is entirely nazi on everything as it is.

          There is a reason that benzos costs up to 5€ per pill here.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ngmi

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever seen videos of when the varices/ portal vein ruptures? It’s probably one of the most disgusting things I’ve seen, and I’ve watched a lot of shit. You pretty much start vomiting up blood and then you bleed out and/or possibly choke and drown on your own blood. That’s what’s coming for you if you don’t stop drinking immediately.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Uh, I don't need to watch videos of something I already do, kiddo. When you have esophageal varices, they pop rather "regularly".
          They usually pop when I puke, so I try not to drink so much I start feeling sick. It takes a lot to make me feel sick luckily, but I have puked up to half a liter of pure blood.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If you truly don’t care, why don’t you just have a nice day? Like seriously. If you want to die anyway just save yourself the inevitable pain that WILL come at some point with the continued drinking (along with whining to people here when you’re only showing how much of a braindead moron you are)

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              For the fourth time, I love life. I love being drunk.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You gotta take a frickin break at least man. Spliffs/spliff bowls are good but a portable herb vape is god tier youll get high as shit off a gram and a third of a cigarette.

                People never take the vapepill it changed my frickin life, you arent even getting high youre huffing carbon monoxide go buy one and deny the cc transaction.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                I CLEARLY SAID, I GET PANIC ATTACKS FROM WEED

                Jesus fricking Christ, half of my replies are due to people here not fricking reading

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Keep smoking harder its a different thing entirely once you have a tolerance. I freak the frick out when i start back up too get to an eighth a day not inhaling like a Black person trying to look cool and alcohol looks like peasant swill.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Huh, that's interesting. I mean, if I'm really shitfaced, I can take a couple of puffs from a joint and feel good, but by itself I just instantly panic. I do have a vaporizer still around that I used for people to use at parties, so I guess I can try ramping up tolerance.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine getting to meet with some of your ancestors who used to hunt apex predators for food, went to war, toughed harsh winters, and impregnated women like it was going out of business. Now imagine telling them that all their lineage led to a dude who has “severe anxiety” and the only thing that keeps him normal is being fricked up on the daily.

        Ngmi

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          I should have clarified earlier that I have brain damage after being hit by a car, learning to speak from scratch, and constantly is producing insane amounts of adrenaline due to the PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE, but I assumed people actually are able to read a thread.

          I assumed wrong, of course.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kanskje du kan prøva å leva et verdig liv, jævla neger. ANGST e faen ikkje ekta, mann opp i litterær forstand din jævla mislykka alkis. Prøv nå iallefall å venn deg av smirnoffen, å daua av skrumplever e ein forferdelig måde å daua på.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Om du hadde giddi å lese hva jeg har forklart flere ganger, så har jeg hjerneskade grunnet en påkjørsel når jeg var 7 år gammel. Jeg lå i koma i 3 år og måtte lære å snakke på nytt.
          Skaden gjør at jeg konstant produserer enorme mengder adrenalin.

          Og jeg er ikke en "neger", jeg er en 100% vaskeekte nordmann. I motsetning til deg, som faen ikke klarer å lese engang.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I have esophageal varices
    >that's not enough for me to unfrick myself
    Verified moron. I'd tell you to have a nice day but you're already working on that.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      I am indeed. I would rather have 1 more year being blissfully drunk and anxiety free than 50 years of the pure hell I lived through for 35 years befoer that. I am just trying to extend that time as much as possible, but it's fine if I'm gone tomorrow. But I'd like a bit more time. I'm a millionaire and living life to the max for as long as I can.

      Boofing anon, just put alcohol in your ass as predrinks

      Tried, doesn't work. I assume I need to up the %, but then there is pain and shitting fire and blood, so that's not really a fix.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        go join a volunteer fire department or some shit and find a sense of purpose. you're asking for advice on enjoying your life more so clearly you aren't so fricked up that you don't want to enjoy it more thoroughly.
        also
        there is not a safer way to drink. it's not the alcohol dissolving the tissue on top of it and thinning shit out. it's the fricked up circulation, causing a backup into the blood vessels in your esophagus. yeah. it sucks. switch to weed or something, idk. cut back at the very least. better to be a little tipsy at bed time so at least you can go to bed without that irrational wave of anxiety I know you get, than to get piss drunk for a few hours. yeah I know. frickin hard to do. I struggle to not drink at all. I know the shit first-hand. I killed a half gal pf 92proof in 2 days, twice in one week back when the covid shutdowns started. I drank a fifth of everclear over the course of a weekend not long after.
        2021, I kept a log of every drink I had up until christmas. out of 357 days, I only drank nothing at all on 159 of them. I didn't make it longer than 6 days without any drink at all.
        it's no fun being sober because your life sucks. make your life not suck. you'll at least be able to cut back and be just as satisfied as being piss drunk when your life sucked.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          I literally have brain damage from being hit by a car as a kid, that causes me to be in constant terror. Outside of that, my life is far from shit. I swim actively and practice MMA (Ashihara Karate and Krav Maga). I made myself a small fortune with my own IT company.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            then frickin spend some of that getting neuro and psych shit done to figure out how to unfrick your brain.

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              What the frick did you think I did for the 35 years prior, AS I CLEARLY STATED?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lol you've convinced yourself of this and now it's your crutch

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              I haven't convinced myself of anything. My medical team has.

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              I mean, I can try digging up my scans showing around 10% of my fricking brain is gonnarooo if you want. And the 30+ years of documentation that shows that my hormones and other chemicals (like adrenaline) are all out of whack due to said damage. Mostly adrenaline.
              This was regulated with benzos for a good 15 years, until the reform happened and no one in Norway are allowed to prescribe benzos for anything but extreme LIFE THREATENING cases and short periods. I have sued the government twice to get it overturned in my case, but even with documentation for my entire medical team confirming that it's chronic due to brain damage, benzos are not happening.

              So I started drinking. And the last 10 years have been the best 10 years of my life (post-accident that is)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hey anon, pro tip, I see those like you at work everyday, and whatever bliss you’re getting is not worth the insane amount of time you’re gonna spend hospitalized shitting your brains out from the lactulose enemas you’ll be prescribed in a desperate attempt to remove the ammonia from your body as your liver dies. It will be painful, graceless, and smell very bad. Have I even mentioned the encephalopathy? You’ll be essentially the same as a dementia patient, living in constant fear and agony. Definitely one of the ways to experience hell on earth.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Kid, I will die from burst esophageal varices looooong before that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have severe anxiety. Benzos and alcohol is the only thing that helps, and benzos are impossible to get in Norway (doctors are not allowed to prescribe it outside of extreme cases and it costs up to 5€ per pill on the street). So I decided 10 years ago to say frick it and just keep drinking. It's been the best 10 years of my life, except for the esophageal varices.

        >I'm a millionaire
        >doesn't want to pay 5€ for benzos
        Idk what to tell you, anon
        Get a mini sauna and put vodka in it. You can get drunk off the fumes

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Get a mini sauna and put vodka in it. You can get drunk off the fumes

          For the third time, already come to the conclusion to check out inhaling alcohol.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >unfrick myself
      He had esophageal varices. Those typically only form when blood backs up from the liver, signifying large portions of the liver are scarred. There is no "unfrick himself" at this point, he is a walking corpse.

      • 1 month ago
        TV model?

        Also this. But you can actually live long with it.
        I however do not care about living another 50 years. Just as long as possible while also being drunk every day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Also this. But you can actually live long with it.
        I however do not care about living another 50 years. Just as long as possible while also being drunk every day.

        I have a strong ass liver i drank half a handle the other day and can down a 6pack of 8% beer without puking after a several week break. Is strong liver for alcohol congruent with good muscle building genes/protein processing liver i get ezgains on shit diet.

  3. 1 month ago
    AnavarGuy

    Boofing anon, just put alcohol in your ass as predrinks

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How can I safely drink and get drunk quickly, minimizing/stopping bleeding?
    shoot it up, ~1mL per shot you would intend to feel normally

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How can I safely drink and get drunk quickly, minimizing/stopping bleeding?
    Safest and quickest way to get drunk is while you are behind the wheel of a car. The faster you go, the less pain you feel.
    I’d recommend driving into a concrete divider at 110mph, this will save society the cost of having to keep your cirrhosis ass alive.
    Seriously though, your life expectancy & life quality will literally be better if you were shooting fentanyl. My actual recommendation if you can’t handle being sober is switch to kratom - it’s legal & you can get potent extracts that have similar effects to opiates. If that fails, OD on fentanyl - I’ve heard it’s hands down the best way to commit suicide, unlike the nightmare of shitting yourself to death while vomiting blood for months that comes towards the end with severe alcoholism

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      As I clearly stated, I'm a selfmade millionaire (and I sold most of my company and retired a few years ago). I am living life how I want to and not a burden to anyone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick does that have to do with anything I’ve said?

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          >this will save society the cost of having to keep your cirrhosis ass alive.

          No one is paying to keep me alive. I am doing that myself.

          Are you sure that you don't have brain damage?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry I misread - I thought you were saying the fact that you were a self made millionaire somehow made you too good not to take the advice of trading the severe alcoholism for a less harmful addiction
            Seriously though, this is just one of the many tedious “please help me commit suicide” posts. I don’t know why you posted it on fit, and I also don’t know why the mods haven’t deleted it.

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              I absolutely do not want to commit suicide. If I wanted to do that, I'd simply increase my drinking quota, not find a safer way to get the drunk on that I already am at.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You’re fricking delusional, like the fat fricks who ask for ways to loose weight without dropping their calories below 10000 calories per day. I wish you a swift and merciful death, because a death from alcoholism is one of the most brutal ways to die, and you seem completely unwell to listen to reason

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                At least I know the difference between "lose" and "loose".
                I will happily trade a gruesome death from alcoholism (which will happen anyways) from suffering slowly of old age.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drink carbonated water mixed with vodka straight liquor is worse than cigarettes. Getba soda stream.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      Oh, I've done that, but they will pop even by drinking beer. Excessive drinking water even will irritate them enough to pop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do weed edibles and try vaping weed+tobacco through a 80-140 dollar weed vape that has a temperature on it.

        Thats frickimg disgusting ngl anon you can vape alcohol fyi.

  7. 1 month ago
    p

    cough syrup bros steal throat liners from the hospital

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Esophageal varices means you are literally dying from liver failure. If you are a millionaire like you claim, I don’t understand why you are bothered by $5 benzos when the alternative is being dead in a few months

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      No, you're not dying from it. You CAN die from it.
      In my case, it's not lethal. Yet. I'll get there.

      The ISSUE with 5€ benzos is that it is then impossible to buy in massive amounts. Dealers only sells a max of 20 pills at a time. It's a hassle. And no one wants to come home to anyone.

      And if you get caught with pills, you risk the chance of getting ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS CONFISCATED. Permanently.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        confirmed moron, probable pedophile.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's either completely delusional or larping or both. Somehow a millionare who has a nice life and is not suicidal yet simultaneously is unbothered by a gruesome death from alcoholism and can't afford $5 benzo pills. Oh and he can't get benzos from a doctor because his case isn't extreme enough even though his doctors allegedly find it extreme enough to recommend straight up alcoholism according to him

      • 1 month ago
        TV model?

        And you can't fricking read.
        I never said I can't afford them, you blithering illiterate fool.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Haha oh shit youre right i used to use xanax for like a month 2mg frickin smacks dude op needs to find someone with weed and xanax. Or just 2g of rso a day nobody can handle that and i used to not even get anything unless I did 500mg minimum.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take some benzos or opiates with your alcohol. that way you are minimizing the amount of alcohol it takes to get drunk. and there is legal/grey area benzos and opiates you can buy online as research chems and have shipped to your house if you can't acquire normal ones. you will need a decent digital scale if you go that route though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or man up and smoke half a cigarette per bowl you smoke other shit is for homosexuals nothing on this earth hits harder than weed after a long break or a spliff and a jack and coke when you need it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >im a Black person im a homosexual im a Black person im a homosexual
        >coughs up blood when he drinks
        Bro go find someone who sells xanax you moronic Black person is it really that difficult you seem mentally ill to be honest with you like downs syndrome black person stupid do whatever you want man.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Literally explained five times that you can't get benzos in Norway. Xanax is a benzo.
          Frick, you people are stupid.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you are not an ethnic Norwegian why don't you just leave Norway? It sounds like a total authoritarian shithole.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      ... I am very much an ethnic Norwegian.
      What the frick are you talking about?

  11. 1 month ago
    TV model?

    ITT: OP having to repeat every single reply five times because ISTtards can't read.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you can either
    >take alcohol another way (inject it or take it via enema)
    >take drugs with the alcohol so you have to drink less
    >switch to other drugs entirely
    based on your b***hass respones, i'd say an alcohol enema is the best solution for you. i'd recommend a nice rosé for your rosebud. or maybe jager for sweet smelling farts.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      1. Alcohol enemas is a myth and does not work effectively.
      2. Already clearly stated I'm checking out inhaling.
      3. Already clearly stated Norway is near nazi on drugs.
      4. Yes, that includes onion sites. We have onion sites. We have domestic dealers. Around 25% of all packages gets stopped, because read:

      Since your IQ is apparently lower than a Swede's, I'll write this in very simple terms:

      To ship anything, you will need to have a Norwegian phone number, Fødselsnummer (birth ID) and Bank-ID.
      All Norwegian phone numbers are verified with birth ID and Bank-ID and is attached to your birth ID permanently after verification.
      You then put in your order for a digital stamp.
      You then put in all your personal information.
      This has to be confirmed by both your phone number, birth ID and Bank-ID that verifies that everything matches.
      You then get a code that you write or print on the letter or package.
      You can then go deliver it at a nearby store (post offices almost does not exist here anymore, stores works as post offices, which works quite well).
      They scan and confirm that everything is correct.
      The reciever then gets all information about the package instantly sent to email, SMS and app. This information is of course already in the post system database and stored permanently.

      For smaller packages and letter, you can also opt to get it picked up from your own mailbox.

      • 1 month ago
        TV model?

        5. And when it gets stopped, all your electronics are confiscated to prevent you from accessing the Internet and order any more.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's not a myth at all moron. but do what you want. i do not care.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello IST. I am an alcoholic. Alcohol fricked my liver, it's making my guts bleed, and it's quite literally making me rot from the inside out. I am at a point where it's uncertain whether I'll be alive next year or not.
    >My question is: how do I keep drinking?
    You're beyond saving.

    But I'll tell you how to manage them in exchange for 1k dollarinos.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      I said countless times I don't want or need saving. Read the thread.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You want to keep drinking without popping your shit. Correct?

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Correct, as far as possible.
          And if you read the thread, I've come to the conclusion that I'll look into inhaling.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Which will still pop them. Doesn't really matter how you put the alcohol in you. If it's enough to get you drunk, once it reaches the bloodstream, it will reach the varices, irritate them, and make them pop.

            So, are you sure you don't want to learn of a better way?

            • 1 month ago
              TV model?

              External irritation is in fact what causes them to pop. Them bulging is caused by the liver blocking flow on the main vessels, but the actual popping is due to external irritation. I think I know a little more about this than you do.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I mean hey, see for yourself. It ain't my esophageal varices you're risking.
                But just as a sidenote, when talking about thin blood vessels in the digestive tract, it doesn't really matter whether the alcohol is on the inside or on the outside, it diffuses through.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                When the alcohol is in your blood, it's so diluted, it's not even remotely irritating anything. Esophageal varices are caused by the main blood vessels going into the liver is blocked due to cirrhosis, so it has to draw blood from the smaller, causing expansions.

                What makes them POP, is when you then irritate those veins externally by swallowing. Of course, anything that irritates, like spicy food, acids and, of course, alcohol, will cause more bursts AS YOU'RE SWALLOWING.

                You're fricking dumber than a rock.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You also said that (apparently) drinking water irritates them and makes them pop.
                How come they aren't popping right now from swallowing your own spit? Or are you spitting in a bucket next to you to keep them from getting irritated?

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                They sometimes DO pop if I swallow too hard, choke or cough. That's how it works.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >or cough
                And what do you think is gonna happen if you inhale alcohol?

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                The veins aren't in my fricking lungs.
                And I'm not going to cough from inhaling SEVERELY DILUTED alcohol. It's not like I'm going to suck on a fricking car exhaust, you blithering fool.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Vaping alcohol is milder than going out on the street.

                For one second I forgot I'm dealing with a fricking drunk.
                >inhale alcohol
                >cough (because you're fricking inhaling booze)
                >burst varices

                >alcohol reaches bloodstream
                >dilates veins, irritates particularly thin veins
                >makes them more prone to pop

                Also, you're inhaling alcohol vapor. You're not gonna get it from fricking beer, it's gonna be from liquor or some other shit that's concentrated enough to produce vapor. So, unless your "inhaling alcohol" thing actually means just smelling a beer, you absolutely are gonna inhale enough alcohol to cough.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Several videos of how to use "alcohol vape" kits. All reviews say that it's "smooth", and you don't even smell or taste the alcohol, only the flavors. Brandy strongly recommended.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Let me know how smooth it's gonna feel after doing it for half an hour.
                Here's a hint: people who buy alcohol vape kits usually don't have an alcohol problem. They do it just to see what it's like, not to fuel an addiction.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Good for them. I'm getting it to fuel my addiction.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The point is, it's smooth because they do it once or twice.
                >I'm getting it to fuel my addiction.
                That's exactly my point. You're gonna vape half a bottle like the addict that you are, which will make your lungs dry and irritated as frick, and so you'll cough and pop your shit.

              • 1 month ago
                TV model?

                Vaping alcohol is milder than going out on the street.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Esophageal varices do not form because of some sort of local irritation while drinking. They form as a complication of liver cirrhosis. Any form of alcohol ingestion will make cirrhosis and esophageal varices worse, route of administration is irrelevant.

    Regardless, without a liver transplant OP is dead in a few years at most.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      AGAIN, what makes them instantly pop is swallowing. And puking.
      Vomiting is in fact the main reason they pop.

      Yes, they wouldn't pop if they weren't already bulging due to cirrhosis.
      But the thing that MAKES them pop is external stimuli. Mostly puking.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What makes them form and what makes them pop is portal hypertension. If the varices bleeding is your only concern then get them banded and get on a non selective beta blocker as this will reduce the risk, but other complications of liver failure will kill you soon anyway.

        • 1 month ago
          TV model?

          Oh yeah, I'm done for no matter what, but I'm just trying to extend it a little.
          I am not eligible for variceal banding.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You won't extend shit by vaping, boofing or injecting ethanol. If quitting or switching to benzos is not feasible for you then just drink.

    • 1 month ago
      TV model?

      Not eligible for transplant, have to be sober for 12 months for be eligible for transplant in Norway. That's not happening.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I know that you're not eligible for liver transplant, I'm just saying you're as good as dead without one.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe you can fill some capsules with vodka? That way it doesn't frick with your esophagus.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some big brained shit right here.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On the topic of alcohol, I stopped getting blackout shit faced every weekend and stopped eating food after 2 pm in the day, and a little bit of cardio, and my resting heart rate has dropped by 12 in just 3 weeks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Grats, anon. Keep going 🙂

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have you never been prescribed beta blockers?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so you cant leave because your business needs you on hand sometimes? you're a millionaire with a cirrhotic liver, why do you care? sell the rest and skip town.
    hope you enjoy the ass bleeding, itching, delirium, pancreatitis (horrible pain btw), and incontinence.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >stopping drinking is not an option.
    Yes it is, and shame on everyone in this thread humoring OP and not having this as the only answer in the thread.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lol OP is one bitter, autistic loser. I have no advice, enjoy killing yourself you awful square peg

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