>hit 2pl8 bench. >got virgin religious gf (am also virgin)

>hit 2pl8 bench
>got virgin religious gf (am also virgin)
we're all gonna make it bros

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nais

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Um, he's kinda dark ain't he?
    Kinda problematic.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's why it's a cartoon. No IRL nig would ever say that

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fuck her before chad does.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troll thread.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the vagina is so damn close to the asshole its fucking insane

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know bro, the first time I fingered a girl I thought I was in her butthole. I sneak sniffed my fingers between reps and it smelled bad but in a good way? I don't know how to explain it -- it's like the smell was kinda musky, but it made my dick hard. I didn't tell anyone for years because I thought I powerblasted this chick's butthole with my fingers. Turns out that puss is just funky unless they're literally walking out of the shower. Returning to your point though, anon: the pussy IS too close to the butthole, and whoever the engineer was that designed this layout needs to be let go, or at the very least, demoted to elbow design or something stupid and pointless like that.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > between reps

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally i have no idea how women don't get infections everyday

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is he black

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This
      I'm honestly perplexed. Dude should be the same skin tone as her.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringed

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is making it

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's this obsession with getting a virgin gf? My first gf was a virgin and both the relationship and the sex sucked because she was so uptight and inexperienced.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, overrated has fuck but i do agree that having a gf with a long history of dicks is absolutely worse.

      i would like to know which is the golden ratio, i think everything between being the 3rd and 5th dick its okeyish, more than that and you're gonna have some std, less than that and you probably are gonna drop that shit bcuz its gonna be boring

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh sex
      Ngmi. Enjoy your >50% failure rate. Should have waited for marriage and built a relationship founded on you two as people.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based slow life history strategist. Checked and coomers btfo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wasted digits on being a complete gay. many such cases. sad

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing he said was homosexual.
          Sex is reserved for marriage between a man and a woman for the purpose of procreation. Everything else is perversion, which is gay.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you’re such a gay beta that you prefer women who have already been taught to please other men? LOL. The best part of a virgin is teaching her how to please you and how to please her. My wife was a virgin and now she loves to give BJs, suck my balls, swallow, whatever I like. And she’s sensitive to sex so it’s so easy to make her cum.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women don't do shit in bed regardless of experience level, and in fact the more experience they have the more likely they will lay motionless in bed.
      But hey, someone needs to make the whores happy. Thanks for taking one for the team.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's basic male instinct to not want to settle for a used up roasty if possible.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mental health
    yeah tyrone can keep this one it's fine

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dark skinned man
    >light skinned woman

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