holy fuckin shit im in deep shit

>long distance gf
>lied about my physics
>she's coming over to my town like in 6 months
>have twink body
can i make it before she comes ?
i didnt send her body builder image it just lean ripped dude like 76 kg

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ldr he never even met
    frick you and your discord kitten you moron

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      not discord actually but Instagram

      You can easily get ripped in 6 months. Literally just do a brosplit and eat rice, broccoli, and boneless skinless chicken breast. You're welcome.

      you're fricking moronic but you can probably pack on like at the very least 4 kgs of muscle in 6 months time as a dyel

      thank you
      you think ? i got to the gym yesterday and im going for 5 days program two days rest

      shes not coming bro. 6months lmao

      perma online

      nah she's coming for sure they are moving

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you want to get big in 6 months then don't rest you weak homosexual. You don't need those rest days. At the very least use them for cardio. Rest days are for people who are actually IST and have earned it. Stop making shitty excuses to not do something. You're pathetic and hope this girl spits in your stupid face the first time she see's you.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Rest days are for people who are actually IST and have earned it
          I feel this one

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are a toxic individual with personal issues, don’t take them out on OP

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily get ripped in 6 months. Literally just do a brosplit and eat rice, broccoli, and boneless skinless chicken breast. You're welcome.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon…

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're fricking moronic but you can probably pack on like at the very least 4 kgs of muscle in 6 months time as a dyel

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    shes not coming bro. 6months lmao

    perma online

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or she needs the 6 months to lose 50lbs to get to the weight she claimed she was

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh nonono discord bros
    we are fricked!

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lied about my physics
    Me too, my long distance gf thinks I'm living in G=6.9420, and I'm afraid she will dump me when she knows the truth. What about yours?

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lean ripped dude like 76 kg
    show the image. ill tell you if its possible for you to make it to that in 6 months

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >internet gf
    That's a man lol
    Meet girls in real life dweeb

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 options:

    1) be truthful (gayest option)
    2) get as ripped as possible in that time
    3) if the above won't be enough, still get ripped but say you've had an accident and haven't been able to work out
    4) get her to come and ghost her for the bantz

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      4 is the gayest option
      3 is kinda genius

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Adding to this, get as swole as possible, but just go extra on the food and get builtfat. Now you can get away with it because you're just mid bulk. Add in the "injury" excuse if you look more fat than built.

  10. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    forgot everything, frequency is the most important thing if you don't want to look dyel in 6 months

    workout every single day, push through DOMS, push through the pain

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    helmsman, turn starboard! foreman, full sail! OP, ready the harpoon! I see bubbles in the water, the whale is coming!!!

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get fat and tell her you're bulking

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lied about my physics
    Just tell her: F=m.g

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what to do.
    Get her in the house then set up a remote soapbomb. The rest is history.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long distance gf? How long is she?
    What is this, a joke?

  16. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long distance gf
    What does she run marathons or half marathons?

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Long distance gf?
    What is she a fricking c**t op? You should punch her in the nose

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long distance
    She has fricked more men in the time you've been together than you could ever hope to fathom.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true, I am one of them
      Her minge stinks OP

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long distance gf
    >lied about my physics
    Don't worry, your 'gf' lied about their gender and even made up a story about coming to visit you kek

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long distance gf
    How long is she? Use Longcat for reference.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    blast gear

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't worry, "she" lied about "her" physique too

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >i didnt send her body builder image it just lean ripped dude like 76 kg
    Send the image that you sent her

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    she is almost definitely way fatter than you think so don't worry about it

  25. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You decide if its a big deal or not.
    If she asks just say some random funny/self-depricating excuse like you have focused on studying / being lazy piece of shit haha and move on like its nothing and she will absorb that mindset too. You are the only one who is so obsessed about your flaws, no one else gives a shit if they already like you. Everyone loves sex, connection and friendship like its fricking oxygen. If she likes you just based on your muscles, you are so better off without some superficial c**ts in your life. That stuff has nothing to do with real friendships, connection and love.

  27. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you meet in a fricking 2001 AOL chatroom? How do you get an "online gf" in the current year without knowing how each other look

  28. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >long distance gf
    why the frick people fall for this shit instead of looking for a girl close? Jesus.

  29. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Testosterone 250mg per week for 20 weeks will be more than enogh for your beta long-distance-gf having ass.

  30. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupid bait thread

    >online gf
    >don't know what each other looks like
    >somehow have a set-in-stone meet up date but have never video called or facetimed

  31. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calling someone gf before u even fricked her
    Dude are you 12 or just giga autistic?

  32. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can easily get ripped in 6 months

  33. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you even meet women online?
    Enough to start a relationship with them even?
    How?

  34. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show pic you sent her

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