>long distance gf
>lied about my physics
>she's coming over to my town like in 6 months
>have twink body
can i make it before she comes ?
i didnt send her body builder image it just lean ripped dude like 76 kg
holy fuckin shit im in deep shit
>ldr he never even met
frick you and your discord kitten you moron
not discord actually but Instagram
thank you
you think ? i got to the gym yesterday and im going for 5 days program two days rest
nah she's coming for sure they are moving
If you want to get big in 6 months then don't rest you weak homosexual. You don't need those rest days. At the very least use them for cardio. Rest days are for people who are actually IST and have earned it. Stop making shitty excuses to not do something. You're pathetic and hope this girl spits in your stupid face the first time she see's you.
>Rest days are for people who are actually IST and have earned it
I feel this one
You are a toxic individual with personal issues, don’t take them out on OP
You can easily get ripped in 6 months. Literally just do a brosplit and eat rice, broccoli, and boneless skinless chicken breast. You're welcome.
Anon…
you're fricking moronic but you can probably pack on like at the very least 4 kgs of muscle in 6 months time as a dyel
shes not coming bro. 6months lmao
perma online
Or she needs the 6 months to lose 50lbs to get to the weight she claimed she was
oh nonono discord bros
we are fricked!
>lied about my physics
Me too, my long distance gf thinks I'm living in G=6.9420, and I'm afraid she will dump me when she knows the truth. What about yours?
>lean ripped dude like 76 kg
show the image. ill tell you if its possible for you to make it to that in 6 months
>internet gf
That's a man lol
Meet girls in real life dweeb
4 options:
1) be truthful (gayest option)
2) get as ripped as possible in that time
3) if the above won't be enough, still get ripped but say you've had an accident and haven't been able to work out
4) get her to come and ghost her for the bantz
4 is the gayest option
3 is kinda genius
Adding to this, get as swole as possible, but just go extra on the food and get builtfat. Now you can get away with it because you're just mid bulk. Add in the "injury" excuse if you look more fat than built.
forgot everything, frequency is the most important thing if you don't want to look dyel in 6 months
workout every single day, push through DOMS, push through the pain
helmsman, turn starboard! foreman, full sail! OP, ready the harpoon! I see bubbles in the water, the whale is coming!!!
Get fat and tell her you're bulking
>lied about my physics
Just tell her: F=m.g
You know what to do.
Get her in the house then set up a remote soapbomb. The rest is history.
Long distance gf? How long is she?
What is this, a joke?
>long distance gf
What does she run marathons or half marathons?
Long distance gf?
What is she a fricking c**t op? You should punch her in the nose
>long distance
She has fricked more men in the time you've been together than you could ever hope to fathom.
It's true, I am one of them
Her minge stinks OP
>long distance gf
>lied about my physics
Don't worry, your 'gf' lied about their gender and even made up a story about coming to visit you kek
>long distance gf
How long is she? Use Longcat for reference.
blast gear
Don't worry, "she" lied about "her" physique too
>i didnt send her body builder image it just lean ripped dude like 76 kg
Send the image that you sent her
she is almost definitely way fatter than you think so don't worry about it
You decide if its a big deal or not.
If she asks just say some random funny/self-depricating excuse like you have focused on studying / being lazy piece of shit haha and move on like its nothing and she will absorb that mindset too. You are the only one who is so obsessed about your flaws, no one else gives a shit if they already like you. Everyone loves sex, connection and friendship like its fricking oxygen. If she likes you just based on your muscles, you are so better off without some superficial c**ts in your life. That stuff has nothing to do with real friendships, connection and love.
Did you meet in a fricking 2001 AOL chatroom? How do you get an "online gf" in the current year without knowing how each other look
>long distance gf
why the frick people fall for this shit instead of looking for a girl close? Jesus.
Testosterone 250mg per week for 20 weeks will be more than enogh for your beta long-distance-gf having ass.
stupid bait thread
>online gf
>don't know what each other looks like
>somehow have a set-in-stone meet up date but have never video called or facetimed
>calling someone gf before u even fricked her
Dude are you 12 or just giga autistic?
You can easily get ripped in 6 months
How do you even meet women online?
Enough to start a relationship with them even?
How?
Show pic you sent her