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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    proteinslop ZOMG

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my science, they look just like my favorite soijak combo!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made by soïjaks eaten by Chads

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >makes claims
        >posts proof of the opposite

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh.. busted

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 16g of plant based protein
    >In a 460 calorie cookie
    >Lawsuit revealed it's actually only 4-9g of protein per cookie
    Lol. Enjoy your goyslop

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      that was a shakedown. same plaintiff tried this on KIND bars and it was dismissed. without actual lab tests, there is little actionable information to go on, and the plaintiff’s lawyers won’t release them. the Soìboys settled in order to avoid the cost and hassle of prolonged litigation, but says it stands by its claims and won’t be changing its labels.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s the same fricking thing? The real cookie is probably better because it’s fresh baked and not factory processed goy slop

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            my guy, people who have a lactose or gluten intolerance, or they just want to avoid dairy products because of vegan, opt for this cookie. if you can eat a regular cookie there’s no real reason to eat the complete cookie if you’re after taste

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >gluten intolerance
              It's a fricking wheat cookie bro. It's exactly the same as any other store cookie.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the Keto Cookie they sell is gluten free. point is there’s no reason for you to sperg out over a cookie that you have no real reason to eat but others do since they can’t eat regular cookies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a single person posted about their keto cookie ITT. You're the one sperging.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the comparison was not with the gluten free cookie

                you’re eating a vegan cookie and expecting it to taste godly. big moron energy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's advertised as a protein cookie but it's just a normal high fat high sugar cookie

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                then why put a protein blend and inulin (fiber) in the cookie ingredients

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                so powersharters buy them thinking they're being healthy like OP

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                the comparison was not with the gluten free cookie

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >460 calorie cookie
      wtf how does a fricking cookie have that many calories?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depending on the PDCAAS, that can actually be half of that in complete protein.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enjoy your goyslop

      Oh, honey, you say that as if these cookies aren't kosher

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Goyslop doesn't mean the food isn't kosher moron. There are no animal products in it so it's kosher by definition.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you think beef isn't kosher because it has animal products in it?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Are you fricking moronic? Do you know how to read?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4-9g of PLANT (worthless) protein...!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well they sure duped the dumbasses ITT who saw the protein content and ate one thinking plant based protein would give them gains at the cost of tasting like chalk!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/c5lKPr0.png

      >plant based proteins

      >jewfros
      >söyface
      >plant based
      YAAAAS I LOVE GOYSLOP
      WHO SAID YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIE? PUT IT DOWN

      More like plant CRINGE amirite?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        TRUE SISTER

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >plant based proteins

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    COOKIE TIME GODDAMMIT

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They give me the farts

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    OH! BUSTEEEED! Haha just havin a little cookie on my way to the gym

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Or you could just eat a bag of oreos, basically the same thing but it’s cheaper and you aren’t lying to yourself lmfao

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The double chocolate one used to taste pretty good but they must have changed the recipe or some dumb shit because now it SUCKS. These cookies are worthless

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had to actually add in the protein they were lying about after the lawsuit so now it tastes like shit lmao

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    *teleports behind you*
    nothing personnel, yid

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have "high protein" chocolate ice cream now at my store, the only health effect it provides is that the tubs are small so I buy less, but man does it taste good.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jewfros
    >söyface
    >plant based
    YAAAAS I LOVE GOYSLOP
    WHO SAID YOU COULD EAT MY COOKIE? PUT IT DOWN

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ONLY $4 FOR ONE israeli COOKIE?!!?! WOWOWOOOWOWIE ZOWIE WHAT A DEAL!!!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S GOT PROTEIN. IT'S A STEAL.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every once in awhile, I really enjoy eating these. Specifically because of the chicory root fiber they contain, not because they have great macros or taste particularly good. I eat two of these, six hours later I'm ripping ass like no other. No real odor, just pure gas volume, makes whoopie cushions take a back seat. Its really funny and works ever time

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone ever edited basedjack faces onto the logo?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >open it
    >sugar gets everywhere
    cool, I got pranked and paid 2 dollars for it.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The heebs are forming a rat king.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think this is the same shill. Sir, your cookies taste like shit. Specifically the chocolate chip is awful. Good afternoon

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly i just like the texture. the taste is meh. texture is like 60% what i like in food

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