Holy shit WAGMI baldbros

https://scitechdaily.com/new-molecule-discovered-that-strongly-stimulates-hair-growth/

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >New science to help baldlets
    >New science to help manlets
    >New science to help jawlets
    and yet us dicklets are still forever waiting, its not fair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Me being literally all 4
      Haha

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no new science for manlets. Leg lengthening is still risky as fuck and expensive

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        And they look even more ridiculous than before with their little manlet arms.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no new science for manlets. Leg lengthening is still risky as fuck and expensive

          Yeah I really don't understand the desire of people to go into this surgery and only have their legs lengthened. For some, they're just lengthening the tibia/fibula--- not the femur--- and you end up with long lower legs while retaining your little manlet thighs. Even if you get both the femur and t/f lengthened, enjoy throwing your whole body out of proportion and probably have your hands only reach the tops of your pockets when your arms hang, and having a little baby torso. Plus these people have to convalesce for like a year, unable to work or get up, then they have to go through physical therapy to regain their strength, and end up with disgusting scars all over their legs. I can understand men who were born with actual borderline dwarfism getting it done--- I saw a guy who was like 4'10" get up to like 5'6" and he went from being basically a dwarf to a normal-looking (if shorter than average) guy. When you're already 5'6-5'10 and want to get the procedure done, that's just stupid vanity

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >4'10" get up to like 5'6
            damn he must look weird
            >he went from being basically a dwarf to a normal-looking (if shorter than average) guy
            he doesn't look weird?!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah man, this guy looked had a very normal sized head and torso, with dwarfism-like short legs and somewhat short arms. He ended up looking like a pretty normal but short guy... maybe if you focused on his arms you would notice that they're a bit short for his body but it's not the sort of thing you'd notice off the bat. Can't find an image of this guy in particular, but pic related

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >waste a year of your life to look like a t-rex
            manlets when will you learn

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is such a bizzare cope it always amazes me how people can be this dumb. Do you think human bodies are perfectly proportioned or something? There's a billion people with long legs or long arms or long torso and its barely noticeable. Most people even have asymmetrical arm lengths. Its a non issue

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're literally missing the point retard. allow me to spoonfeed your delicate smooth brain with individual, spaced out words. The surgery... gives... you... bad... proportions

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              turbomanlet detected

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              short arms are visible.
              short legs, torso, long arms, these are all almost invisible traits but short arms are very apparent.

              It makes you looks shorter so when you are already short and got t rex arms then you got a debuff on your shortness.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not bald, don't care.

      Great, can't wait to buy it in 20 years when it's out for the common consumer.

      >baldies anxiously await release of pill that strongly stimulates hair growth
      >sign up for clinical trials and take pill
      >head remains bald, body hair becomes dense as a jungle and grows out to 6 inches
      >look like a literal chimpanzee body with a bald human head
      >have no legal recourse after signing waiver at beginning of study

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with returning to monke

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds hot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what seems to be the problem, officer?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >>look like a literal chimpanzee body with a bald human head
        Apemaxing. Don't sound to bad tbh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hcg

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dick's are getting shorter every generation due to increasing exposure to endocrine-disrupting chemicals in the womb
      Boys are becoming stunted and more feminine, penises are shorter and closer to the anus like a woman's genitals
      Men are also becoming infertile at ridiculous rates, genuinely existential crisis rates
      Few people are doing anything to stop this, for several different reasons, the big one being we would have to completely overhaul a lot of society to delete the chemicals from our environment and that requires a political visionary with the will and power to do it, neither of which you'll find in a corrupt western country
      So we pray that there are a few based scientists left who actually care a little about men and could be pushy enough to bring it to light

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My dick is only average 6" and I would trade 1" for a full head of hair in a heartbeat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >scientist were able to find loads of substances that shrink balls, make penises smaller, turn males infertile and turn males into femboys
      >yet couldnt find a single substance on the other side
      I dont believe this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look into PE forums. There's plenty of options and methods that are proven to show results overtime. The problem is most of you spergs either plant your head in the ground and have just given up or want results instantly overnight. Your dick is just a flesh tube of blood vessels and soft tissue all of which can pretty much be expanded indefinitely given a long enough time frame and the right application of stress. At this point in the age of the internet there's so much information available and a wide range of affordable penis enlargement devices and techniques that if you're just sitting here complaining on the internet still, you're choosing to be a dicklet as far as I'm concerned.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a phallosan forte.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Manlet with a long dick here. But I will seemingly be forever too sensitive.
      No amount of cardio and kegels will stop be from cumming within the first minute I enter a vagina.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The garden gnomes keep that secret to themselves

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not bald, don't care.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe the anons are poor and can't afford therapy

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Great, can't wait to buy it in 20 years when it's out for the common consumer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Watch it fuck with test even more than fin does

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fin keeps test from being converted so it only raises it, what it fucks with is dht, a similar androgen which is made directly from test

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t pretend to understand any of this shit but if dht doesn’t do anything why do dht steroid derivatives work?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dht does do something, its literally dihydrotestosterone, its basically still just testosterone but more active in some activity like hair, body hair, prostate/sexual development. For muscle purposes youre not gaining or losing any androgens as any dht you gain via conversion is just taken from your available test, it's just shifting forms a bit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t pretend to understand any of this shit but if dht doesn’t do anything why do dht steroid derivatives work?

              Isn't athletic ability directly linked to dht?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Isn't athletic ability directly linked to dht?

            DHT is the most potent androgen we have and it's 2.5 times more potent than testosterone on its own. It plays a huge part in all the bodily processes that differentiates men from women

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fin doesn’t fuck with test you retard

          Yes it does. Go lookup dht. Go lookup side effects and convince yourself blocking dht in your entire body and not just your head is ok.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fin doesn’t fuck with test you retard

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet it also stimulates brain cancer or some shit. The things that actually matter will never be cured.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also it only makes the hair on your ass grow thicker and longer.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it to me fit. why is it shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They've been saying "we've got a cure for balding just around the corner!" for the past 20 years, it's not going to happen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would you take a mRNA shot that promised to cure balding?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not ho you asked , but fuck yeah i would , i already took an mRNA vaccine.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn you guys are self conscious.
    Be glad you're not crippled.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to die with a full head of hair barring cancer. I looked up my line.
    Question is how I stop being a beardlet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Question is how I stop being a beardlet.
      Blast DHT, but you're gonna lose your hair lmao

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every year there's a new "miracle hair treatment" yet everyone's still just breaking their dick with fin and enslaving themselves to the min garden gnome because these things never go anywhere.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh really? And what was last years? Fuck off idiot

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why can we fasttrack this shitty vaccine but it takes years upon years to get approval for something serious like this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my dick is fine and drowning in pussy thanks to my luscious hair adding 3 points to my overall attractiveness, while you're counting the hairs on your shower wall and going to bed alone

      : )

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        jfc calm down with your clear and obvious projection

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Possible side effects include loss of scalp and penis.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this happened 5 or 6 times already and nothing came of it.
    stop believing in bullshit.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is IST pro-scube3 or anti-scube3?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >is IST pro-scube3 or anti-scube3?
      What if the call it that because it’s derived from Scooby’s donut glaze, would you still take it if it works perfectly?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      scoobz represent! anti-scube3 are simply too insecure to make real hair gains!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's already a cure. It's called adenosine, the stuff you are blocking by using caffeine.

    https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24183218/

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In the light of the results, adenosine has no statistically superiority to minoxidil in the treatment of androgenetic alopecia according to recovery rates.
      What did he mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        RUN OBAMA RUN
        EXPERIMENT 53352 ESCAPED

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mum said it’s my turn with the skin

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That guy could have a full head of hair if he just stopped buzzing it off with a 1/4 inch blade on his trimmer

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's my penis girthening and lengthening pill?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just measure from the bottom, hey presto I just added 3" you are now above average minimum kek.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's the method of delivery here, injection? how frequently would it need to be done?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hairlets
    >jawlets
    >manlets
    >skinlets
    >dicklets

    You still aren't going to make it if ~~*they*~~ could fix all your issues. You would sit in you room with your shoulder length hair, perfect skin, and 12" dick, and still not have chad energy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This basically just says we need to also get brain surgery or something for the right chemical imbalance to think like a chad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not getting a pharma brain implant to produce any medicinal chemical keys at will for your brain to absorb at any time.
        >unlimited heroin
        >unlimited testosterone
        >unlimited MDMA
        >unlimited seratonin

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This basically just says we need to also get brain surgery or something for the right chemical imbalance to think like a chad

          The key is meditation + stimulant drugs.
          There is a very ~~*interesting*~~ barrier between the two where you are expected to only engage in one.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just drink a beer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fine, I just want to attract women so I can subsequently turn them down and let them know that they're not good enough for me.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here's the thing, no woman will knock on your door asking to fuck you. You'd still have to actually go outside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've already made it, life's just more fun if you're more aesthetic, more opportunities/allowance and whatnot

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you will see the cure for baldness in your lifetime
    Bros…is this it?

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stimulate it all you want, once the follicle is gone, there's no amount of pills or creams, or microblading, or lasers that are going to bring it back, it's gone forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Follicles are never gone thats not how it works.
      A layer of fibrosis creates on the derma papilla which creates the effect of miniaturization.
      Get rid of the fibrosis and hair will grow back, however the fibrosis will eventually return

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless you literally tear into the deeper layers of your skin or it gets infected and scars or some shit the follicles are still there, just heavily reduced in resource. When people say a follicle is dead they mean its so far gone current medicine wont bring it back to a functional state, not that the corresponding cellular structure literally died

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >27
    >go through terrible breakup
    >stressed and depressed
    >lose 50 lbs
    >hair starts thinning
    What do bros? Should I do the oral finasteride? Or the finasteride/minoxidil spray?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try oral fin, if you have no sides you are basically stopping the main force of hair loss for free, if you get sides you can stop and fin clears out of the system very fast (unlike dutasteride) and then try topical or just cope with the progress of dht wreaking havoc on your scalp. No reason to wait, better to know now if fin works for you or not than to pussyfoot around something time sensitive that could have a large payoff and no long term consequences if it doesnt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you need minox to undo the thinning and fin to stop it from progressing, get minox in the liquid dropper or foam variant (you need to reach the scalp not spray it on your hair)

      it is 2 minutes of work for drastic results

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t fall for it bros they have been talking about the cure for balding for 20 years , I remember seeing ads on tv when I was a kid.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thinking women actually care about hair
    all they care about is exclusivity and rareness, that's why in the olden days chicks loved fat guys since it symbolized wealth and power
    nowadays full hair is desired because it requires a bunch of money to get the treatment (see elongated muskrat)
    once a full head of hair becomes common place will desire some kind of other random bullshit selector that symbolized wealth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like how I look with hair, it's literally that simple. Same reason I work out, along with health/mood benefits there. Women are a plus, but ultimately it's driven by my own goals

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they want to descend
    lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that pic
      Holy mother of cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is an obvious joke a cope, retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can put it on friends palms while they sleep?

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ive been shaving clean for 4 years now and even if this shit would come out today i would unironically not buy it regardless of the price
    let me know when they make a product that will grow my hair and also make it so i have to do 0 maintenance to it like i do now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ive been shaving clean for 4 years now
      >0 maintenance to it like i do now
      Shaving it weekly so you don't look like a 60 year old is called maintenance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i look younger if i grow it out 5mm to a buzz cut
        sure, its maintenance, i consider it 0 since its about 20 times less effort, my scalp is dog shit

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >androgenetic alopecia

    It's nothing. This isnt for baldfags, only the weird freaks with a skin issue which already has a cure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Androgenic alopecia is MPB, genius

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the yearly "we're close to curing baldness" article

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >just get yourself a 9/10 masculine face and a perfect headshape bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post his front

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      women will always be disgusted by bald men. they just settle because they have no other options.

      bald = bad genetics

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