how am I supposed to lose weight when culinary masterpieces like this exist?

how am I supposed to lose weight when culinary masterpieces like this exist?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >on a glorious cut, currently in best shape of my life
    That shit looks truly evil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I've had stuff like this because of a craving it's never once tasted as good as I thought it would. It's easy to say no to these

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and my stomach usually feels like shit afterwards also. If I want something sweet I’ll eat a fruit like a couple pieces of pineapple or mango. Usually helps stop those cravings.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a moment at the start when the dopamine hits, but the rush doesn't last. Only regret and fat remains.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putting crappy off-the-shelf cookies on fresh donuts
    why?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to get so fat that you hate yourself more than you like the 'masterpieces'. If you still crave them just get fatter.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its these little homies. There is no greater treat in this world, than the fricking lemon bar.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Restrict yourself to 1 meal a day. then replace that meal with one of these. There ya go.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >broooo it's like CICO and IIFYM
      >what do you mean I've lost muscle and hair and I am depressed, I just need to eat less heckin calorinos!

  8. 11 months ago
    sage

    >move back with parents into an outbuilding, shit's cash
    >aunt with parkinsons ships us shitload of See's Candy truffles
    >go up to 2-4 truffles per day
    >realize cutting them out is an easy way to drop useless calories and get shredded for summer
    >cease truffle consumption entirely
    Just have self-control lmao

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can taste the rancid sneed oils since cutting them out of my entire diet
    Stuff like this isn't that bad if it's made with ingredients actually good for human consumption like butter, palm kernel oil or coconut oil

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >palm kernel oil
      have a nice day, but unironically this time
      I hope your house gets burnt down and your family hanged off an overpass

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        ???

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where are these sold? I'm going to bring them to work and feed the fat women that roll around the office in their computer chairs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krispy kreme

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do more cardio

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