How are you going to ensure that your wife will never let herself go?

How are you going to ensure that your wife will never let herself go?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By gettng an AI wife. Ex Machina is the future.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Ex in ex machina is because even the IA wife will left you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't the whole point of that movie that the AI lady determined humans were dangerous and it was better to manipulate them and keep them at an emotional distance than to engage. And didn't she specifically leave the well-intentioned guy to die of thirst because she wasn't willing to take a risk

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >having a wife

    Lol, imagine giving up on pussy everywhere so that you can chain yourself to one woman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >women are a nightmare
      >men need to procreate and have families to not go insane and/or be complete losers
      >fix one woman enough to be a wife and mother, taking a lifetime of of work.

      Yeah, I’m missing out by not building a sand castle in the low tide zone, starting over twice a day.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are a nightmare
        if you give them rights.

        >>men need to procreate and have families to not go insane and/or be complete losers
        but most men are loser regardless of wife or not. Getting a wife doesnt pull you out of loser mode, you dorks lol. lol. NO WONDER theres so many "muh wife and kids" posts. All of you are losers. lmfaooo. now i know why. hahahah.wow. you guys shouldve seen the "sexual health thread." it was just a bunch of anons b***hing about their wife. and you see should the "wife"threads on/b/. Every chick looks disgusting.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>men need to procreate and have families to not go insane and/or be complete losers
        > be complete losers
        now this is why therse the whole trad larp thing. i thought it came from /misc/ but its just middle aged below average men hoping that saying that it wont make them losers. guess what? youre STILL a loser. lmfao.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine giving up on pussy everywhere
      meanwhile at least half of young men in developed and undeveloped nations are literal incels that can't get any without prostitution

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      only the people who can't get pussy are the ones who want to chain themselves to one woman

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is nothing more vile than strange new pussy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know about polyamory

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eh once you tie em up and bag their heads it all feels about the same

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get really fricking rich so she stays the same age

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love hot moms

      Plastic surgety and all that shit will probably become cheaper as the years go by

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by making sure she never goes Vegan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why does bottom frame look like they're both 50+ years old?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they are, harry potter was released a hundred years ago.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >1992 was 49 years ago
          it's over bros ...

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine if you ride every horse on the wiener carousel - but you you're a child star so you started when you were like 10 and most of them were ugly old executives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prisoner of Azkaban came out literally 20 years ago.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When the adenochrome runs out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        English genetics

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >played the role of witches in movies
      >ended up looking like witches IRL

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, totally avoid going veg-ACK

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I really wanna cut down how much meat I eat, but I find meal planning more difficult, because it'll usually be shit like meat/fish + carb + vegetables. Any advice on how to get over this hump? Again not going fully veggie just wanna cut down meat to maybe 3 times a week.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Chuando is not plant based at all. He eats a low fat, high protein omnivore diet and his favorite cheat meal is ice cream.

        His notable hacks are early time restricted feeding, no alcohol, and no caffeine.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >early time restricted feeding
          What does this mean? Like intermittent fasting?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair Ginny was looking like a dog by the 5th potter film

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's sucking the lifeforce out of the goys, it's satanic black magic shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rachel ~~*weisz*~~

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get them into fitness and have them eat healthy take care of their skincare routine get surgery some botox and fillers
    Fit girls usually age well compared to skinny girls or fat girls

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women are government property. That's why you receive a marriage "license". She will never be yours. Choose carefully.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been married for 7 years and together with her for 15; I'm 39, she's 38 and have two sons.
    To answer your question; 90% you can do diddly dick UNLESS she was into fitness before.
    Women tend to let themselves go after getting married and ESPECIALLY after having kids.
    The deal is sealed and in their heads they don't have to work on their looks and even worse, sex rate dropes off dramatically, over 50%.
    I'm not fricking anecdoting here; look it up on YT, google, whatever; you will see quality videos made by good women who talk about marriage struggles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve been with my wife for 15 years too. 36 and 34. We have 2 daughters and it’s stressful as hell while both of us work. But we make sure we shower together at least every other day. Just this week I’ve had 4 blow jobs by her request and we manage sex as often as we can. She’s not into fitness and I find that a good thing because she’s her own individual. I enjoy our time together and she’s my best friend. I guess life is different for everyone.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just keep her fit. Young face matters less as you get older

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She’s not into fitness and I find that a good thing because she’s her own individual.
        This is one of the most low effort copes I've ever seen. Accepting that your wife is fat and nothing you can do can change that is one thing but don't lie to yourself like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9 years married this April
      My wife is 5'10 and weighs like 120 pounds soaking wet in workboots.

      She's a fricking freak though, even after almost a decade. She used to show up at my job site so I could frick her on my break, now she just waits until I get home. If I walk inside and don't immediately hear, "Daddy Daddy Daddy!" and an elephant stampede of my son's I know she put them to bed early and I'm about to get raped lol

      It's all just luck modified by effort anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Haha she sounds great, I wish you all the best anon!

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's such a babe. I must know her diet and self-care routine.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be desireable to young women, its important she sees this desire when you take her out, you have to really subtly show desire back, its gonna either drive her into meds/insanity or fitness, when shes fit and taking care of herself, ease up on your end of activity but still remain desireable, which constitutes gratefulness
    "Wowza honey your so firm and youthlike, im gonna stop oggling the young meat because of you haha"(you never do just dont do it as much/ often)

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a girl coming over for valentines day. gonna cook her dinner 😀

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good job 🙂

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. got my girl coming over

      I'm doing some panko-walnut-honey crusted salmon, charred asparagus on a bed of cream-feta on the side

      overall pretty cohesive i'd say, though definitely more of a spring dish rather than winter. Just wanted to bring forth a prettier plate than I usually do

      • 3 weeks ago
        I ignore women

        have a girl coming over for valentines day. gonna cook her dinner 😀

        >simps cooking for not just pussy but used up pussy no less
        it’s so over

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i like her though anon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. got my girl coming over

      I'm doing some panko-walnut-honey crusted salmon, charred asparagus on a bed of cream-feta on the side

      overall pretty cohesive i'd say, though definitely more of a spring dish rather than winter. Just wanted to bring forth a prettier plate than I usually do

      Good shit bros, going on a date next week too wish me luck lads.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Hope you lads make a good meal and have a great time.

        Good job 🙂

        thanks bros. we're all gonna make it.

        same. got my girl coming over

        I'm doing some panko-walnut-honey crusted salmon, charred asparagus on a bed of cream-feta on the side

        overall pretty cohesive i'd say, though definitely more of a spring dish rather than winter. Just wanted to bring forth a prettier plate than I usually do

        solid. gonna go with coq au vin. ive always wanted to make it but never have. its french so its romantic. and its relatively easy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. got my girl coming over

      I'm doing some panko-walnut-honey crusted salmon, charred asparagus on a bed of cream-feta on the side

      overall pretty cohesive i'd say, though definitely more of a spring dish rather than winter. Just wanted to bring forth a prettier plate than I usually do

      Hope you lads make a good meal and have a great time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same. got my girl coming over

      I'm doing some panko-walnut-honey crusted salmon, charred asparagus on a bed of cream-feta on the side

      overall pretty cohesive i'd say, though definitely more of a spring dish rather than winter. Just wanted to bring forth a prettier plate than I usually do

      They don’t cook for you, do they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i forgot valentine's day was in 3 days

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Been married 5 years. Together for 7. 3 kids, after the 3rd kid I told her she is fat and needs to lose some weight and improve her health and hygiene as it’s not attractive. She agreed and is down 60lbs.

    Imagine marrying someone and you’re afraid to call each other out. No wonder divorce rates are so high. Y’all a buncha whimps

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      relationships are to pull each other up, and hold each other accountable
      gotta make it clear early on

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’ll be divorced too, eventually. When you do go through it you’ll think back on this comment, homosexual.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be attractive enough to where women have 0 problem hitting on you ot checking you out in front of your wife. If she doesn't see you can frick someone else in less than 3 days she's gonna let herself go.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rachel Weisz had young me so turned on in the mummy. She actually looks great for 51yo. The biggest damages to skin are smoking, fast food and stress. If you severely limit those you'll have better skin than most. I've heard Collagen is good but I haven't done research on it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      collagen is good and its easy to have, just get a tub of powder collagen and add it your shakes, great to start having early dont wait until late 30s. just be aware theres a difference between marine and bovine collagen, so look up which is better for your needs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >collagen
        Literally just a protein. It gets broken down in your stomach and small intestine into amino acids, absorbed, then your body produces the collagen itself. Just eat beef and chicken .

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just eat beef and chicken .
          Why?

          Vegans age better.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vegans age better.
            Lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That is correct.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >example is Black person that spends her husbands money on plastic surgeries.
                Anyone can look younger if they spend as much money on plastic surgery and hair dye as she does.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shes 82.
                >no plastic surgery
                >no hair dye

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                82? Holy shit, she looks 45 at most

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>no plastic surgery
                >>no hair dye
                I doubt it. If you believe that, you're incredibly gullible.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's a vegan hippie who eats raw vegetables as her main diet.

                that shit is the last thing she would do. Nice cope and seethe tho

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marine is more bioavailable right, and is more targeted the skin, and bovine is more targeted to the bones and joints right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine getting fooled by makeup and Photoshop

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not, I plan on impregnating her as much as possible and when she's old she's old. Maybe she'll even let me get a mistress if she's old and tired of being mounted.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm gay so i don't have that problem.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to get her on a healthy vegan diet 🙂

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the 51 year old version. I would blast off in her every night

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by signaling her that I can always leave her.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    by choosing a good woman and setting a good example

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf is very motivated when it comes to the gym and looks better now then when we started dating 7 years ago. I'm keen to get her pregnant so she gets a bit more thicc though tbh

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    simple as

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feed her 20 eggs a day

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have to want it or it will never happen. Make sure they're in to fitness and eating healthy before, because once that hot girl metabolism dies when they hit their 30s get ready.

    My wife went from like 115 to 160 in the 5 years we've been together and I don't see it getting any better.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If a woman has enough children she has permission to let herself go. Rachel Weisz hasn't earned that right yet, and she's too old to fulfill her duty as a woman now.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The best thing for skin is exercise and a good spf for the face. Also you’re the husband. If you want your wife to live a healthy lifestyle, you lead by example. Women need a stricter diet than a man to stay in shape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Women need a stricter diet than a man to stay in shape.
      Nah they need a functioning hormone system which is permanently destroyed with birth control.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based. Reason #485747 why virgin women are the best

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