how bad of an idea is it to buffetmaxx at one of these? i can literally go through 3 plates of steamed shrimp in one go.

how bad of an idea is it to buffetmaxx at one of these? i can literally go through 3 plates of steamed shrimp in one go.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure protein.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >deepfried stuffed shrimp
      >pure protein
      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He said steamed...

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live near a few now and I've been toying with the idea of getting really baked and going during lunch service when it's quiet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like this sentence a lot
      something about a man explaining his previous thoughts about hitting up and (presumably) destroying a buffet was fun to read

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Me and my buddy got kicked out of the chinese buffet after we did that lol. We hit legs for almost two hours and smoked a retarded amount of weed after. After eating endless plates of fried duck and shrimp the manager came to our table and asked us to leave

        only issue is I tend to get turbonoided when I'm baked in public, do you think I'd be able to get away with watching something on my phone whilst I'm eating lmfao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me and my buddy got kicked out of the chinese buffet after we did that lol. We hit legs for almost two hours and smoked a retarded amount of weed after. After eating endless plates of fried duck and shrimp the manager came to our table and asked us to leave

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >all you cat eat buffet
        >eats all the food
        >gets kicked out

        You need to see a lawyer for fraudulent advertising.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most places have a clause in the fine print that you aren't allowed to stay more than two hours

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol what fine print? you literally just show up and are seated.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              In the house rules. Idk how it is in the us but in most cuntries a business owner has the right to kick anyone out if they want to

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                thats when i call the credit card company and do a chargeback for being defrauded as a consumer

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah I like the asian family that run that place. They are losing money every time I go there anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            old Simpsons was pure kino

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        larp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sopa de
        uma delicia

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't these places have time limits for all you can eat? Usually the ones around my area have 2 hour limits.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        was never told to leave but did this with my friends and the waiter handed us the check and kept going "thank you!" every 5-10 minutes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breeding ground for bacteria. It's like playing russian roulette with your asshole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man up anon. You can eat raw meat that has been out for 2 days. A little buffet isn't going to hurt you unless you have AIDs.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen the kinds of people who eat at buffets? They stand above the food with their nasty faces and waving their nasty hands all over the food. When their disgusting germs hit the food, the temperature makes for the perfect environment for those germs to reproduce.

        Might as well have a little sip of toilet water while you're there because you'll already have eaten bacteria from the asscracks of a hundred people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you have ever eaten at a restaurant you have eaten food riddled with almost as many germs as buffet food

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this, do you really think the moron and Hispanic felons working in the kitchen are maintaining their hygiene or following health codes? They probably store cooked and raw meat in the same freezers and serve shit thats fallen on the floor

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            this, do you really think the moron and Hispanic felons working in the kitchen are maintaining their hygiene or following health codes? They probably store cooked and raw meat in the same freezers and serve shit thats fallen on the floor

            That's a rarity because I don't eat at shit restaurants, but I'm sure it happens occasionally, and even then the bacteria doesn't have sufficient time to reproduce to give you food poisoning like it does at buffets. At buffets you get to eat asscrack bacteria every single time

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rarity

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Germ theory is feminist, has made you the enemy of mankind, and a menace to society
          You hate humanity because of "muh germs"
          I bet you got vaccinated twice
          LMAO

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This loser still wears his mask in his own house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat bacteria
      >Become stronger
      It's literally that easy. Neurotic women learning germ theory ruined society. Stop washing things, stop avoiding bacteria.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound exactly like the kind of nasty person I was talking about who eats at buffets. I'm not going to eat anything that you and 50 other people like you have jiggled your shit covered hands above

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          We get it, you're an insufferable hypochondriac obsessed with the concept of 'contamination',, now kindly fuck off to your Howard Hughes hole, and atop pretending you actually know how health works.
          https://www.dnaindia.com/viral/photo-gallery-meet-world-s-dirtiest-man-amou-haji-who-has-not-bathed-in-over-65-years-2890620

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          weak constitutionlet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just get a better immune system bro

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YEAAAAAAAAAAUHHH WE AT THE BUFFET RIGHT NOW
    WHATCHU GOT OVER THERE PHIL?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      today Im eading allyoucaneat boofay and stuff my fucking face with boofay food like the a bus... the hindenburg buster Im gonna eat everything in town

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, just leaving buffet would recommend.

    especially since I got a call right after I left from Chase that they declined the transaction for fraud detection. literally just ate for free

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      based and fraudpilled

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you might as well just go to golden corral at this point if your gonna go to a chinese buffet.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm cutting this month and holy shit that looks fucking amazing.

    I'm having ground beef and a salad today :'((

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Salad
      Never gonna make it
      You will lose all your muscle mass

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I eat over 100g of protein a day. The salad is to make me feel fuller instead of the usual carbs.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just order take out when i want chinese food, mainly because the local spot went full retard on their buffet schedule since they dont get a lot of customers.

    the buffet hours are literally different every single day of the week, so i just call them and order a fuck ton of food. pretty cheap and hearty compared to fast food since i always go for the bell peppers and beef, and their chicken is literally like 3lbs of chicken for 10 bucks and taste amazing. i miss going to golden corral and shit when i was a pothead teenager, me and the boys would smoke a blunt and eat a xanax bar and go there and clean that mfer out

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only negative posts you're going to get are projecting fatties upset there are people who need to eat nothing but unseasoned baked chicken and frozen broccoli 3x a day. Buffetmaxxing is KEY

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good idea, depends on the restaurant.
    Some chinese buffet owners are turbo-garden gnomes.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love buffets. I told my gf she has to cook for me whenever I want or I will leave her and offer to marry a Chinese woman for a green card at the local buffet.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One meal a day, but it's at a buffet and you go in right before they change from lunch prices to dinner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      the thinking man's diet

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss my local Korean restaurant so much. They had a lunch buffet, but closed due to covid

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