how bad of an idea is it to buffetmaxx at one of these? i can literally go through 3 plates of steamed shrimp in one go.
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how bad of an idea is it to buffetmaxx at one of these? i can literally go through 3 plates of steamed shrimp in one go.
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Pure protein.
>deepfried stuffed shrimp
>pure protein
lmao
He said steamed...
I live near a few now and I've been toying with the idea of getting really baked and going during lunch service when it's quiet
I like this sentence a lot
something about a man explaining his previous thoughts about hitting up and (presumably) destroying a buffet was fun to read
only issue is I tend to get turbonoided when I'm baked in public, do you think I'd be able to get away with watching something on my phone whilst I'm eating lmfao
Me and my buddy got kicked out of the chinese buffet after we did that lol. We hit legs for almost two hours and smoked a moronic amount of weed after. After eating endless plates of fried duck and shrimp the manager came to our table and asked us to leave
>all you cat eat buffet
>eats all the food
>gets kicked out
You need to see a lawyer for fraudulent advertising.
Most places have a clause in the fine print that you aren't allowed to stay more than two hours
lol what fine print? you literally just show up and are seated.
In the house rules. Idk how it is in the us but in most c**tries a business owner has the right to kick anyone out if they want to
thats when i call the credit card company and do a chargeback for being defrauded as a consumer
Nah I like the asian family that run that place. They are losing money every time I go there anyway
old Simpsons was pure kino
Do these sound like the actions of a man who had all he could eat?
larp
>sopa de
uma delicia
Don't these places have time limits for all you can eat? Usually the ones around my area have 2 hour limits.
was never told to leave but did this with my friends and the waiter handed us the check and kept going "thank you!" every 5-10 minutes
Breeding ground for bacteria. It's like playing russian roulette with your butthole
Man up anon. You can eat raw meat that has been out for 2 days. A little buffet isn't going to hurt you unless you have AIDs.
Have you seen the kinds of people who eat at buffets? They stand above the food with their nasty faces and waving their nasty hands all over the food. When their disgusting germs hit the food, the temperature makes for the perfect environment for those germs to reproduce.
Might as well have a little sip of toilet water while you're there because you'll already have eaten bacteria from the asscracks of a hundred people
If you have ever eaten at a restaurant you have eaten food riddled with almost as many germs as buffet food
this, do you really think the Black person and Hispanic felons working in the kitchen are maintaining their hygiene or following health codes? They probably store cooked and raw meat in the same freezers and serve shit thats fallen on the floor
That's a rarity because I don't eat at shit restaurants, but I'm sure it happens occasionally, and even then the bacteria doesn't have sufficient time to reproduce to give you food poisoning like it does at buffets. At buffets you get to eat asscrack bacteria every single time
>rarity
Germ theory is feminist, has made you the enemy of mankind, and a menace to society
You hate humanity because of "muh germs"
I bet you got vaccinated twice
LMAO
This loser still wears his mask in his own house.
>Eat bacteria
>Become stronger
It's literally that easy. Neurotic women learning germ theory ruined society. Stop washing things, stop avoiding bacteria.
You sound exactly like the kind of nasty person I was talking about who eats at buffets. I'm not going to eat anything that you and 50 other people like you have jiggled your shit covered hands above
We get it, you're an insufferable hypochondriac obsessed with the concept of 'contamination',, now kindly frick off to your Howard Hughes hole, and atop pretending you actually know how health works.
https://www.dnaindia.com/viral/photo-gallery-meet-world-s-dirtiest-man-amou-haji-who-has-not-bathed-in-over-65-years-2890620
weak constitutionlet
just get a better immune system bro
YEAAAAAAAAAAUHHH WE AT THE BUFFET RIGHT NOW
WHATCHU GOT OVER THERE PHIL?
today Im eading allyoucaneat boofay and stuff my fricking face with boofay food like the a bus... the hindenburg buster Im gonna eat everything in town
OP here, just leaving buffet would recommend.
especially since I got a call right after I left from Chase that they declined the transaction for fraud detection. literally just ate for free
based and fraudpilled
you might as well just go to golden corral at this point if your gonna go to a chinese buffet.
I'm cutting this month and holy shit that looks fricking amazing.
I'm having ground beef and a salad today :'((
>Salad
Never gonna make it
You will lose all your muscle mass
I eat over 100g of protein a day. The salad is to make me feel fuller instead of the usual carbs.
i just order take out when i want chinese food, mainly because the local spot went full moron on their buffet schedule since they dont get a lot of customers.
the buffet hours are literally different every single day of the week, so i just call them and order a frick ton of food. pretty cheap and hearty compared to fast food since i always go for the bell peppers and beef, and their chicken is literally like 3lbs of chicken for 10 bucks and taste amazing. i miss going to golden corral and shit when i was a pothead teenager, me and the boys would smoke a blunt and eat a xanax bar and go there and clean that mfer out
The only negative posts you're going to get are projecting fatties upset there are people who need to eat nothing but unseasoned baked chicken and frozen broccoli 3x a day. Buffetmaxxing is KEY
It's a good idea, depends on the restaurant.
Some chinese buffet owners are turbo-jews.
I love buffets. I told my gf she has to cook for me whenever I want or I will leave her and offer to marry a Chinese woman for a green card at the local buffet.
One meal a day, but it's at a buffet and you go in right before they change from lunch prices to dinner.
the thinking man's diet
I miss my local Korean restaurant so much. They had a lunch buffet, but closed due to covid