How big do you need to be to impress normans?

How big do you need to be to impress normans?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    + head full of hair and 6 Ft. height.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly, how many times are we going to post the same thing aince 7 years ago

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he likes german ladies

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      death stranding

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i really loved this game, and the music was great, i'm happy i discovered low roar this way

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yooooo the guy from death stranging???!1

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long has veins been thing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Idk when did they get invented?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember this from highschool
      >t. 38

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women have always found veins attractive, they're proof a man works out. When you're building muscle your body grows new veins that gradually weave together into new muscle tissue, so when you can see you veins through your skin it means your body is in the process of creating new muscles.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When you're building muscle your body grows new veins that gradually weave together into new muscle tissue
        Open a book bro

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Literally like open a book bro like flip a page lmao like put your phone down

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the fuck do you think tendons are, dumbass?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >When you're building muscle your body grows new veins that gradually weave together into new muscle tissue
        Open a book bro

        what the fuck do you think tendons are, dumbass?

        got two retards arguing again.

        why even post? why not actually try to learn these things rather than digging around in your empty brains, desperately coming up with fantastical bullshit to make yourselves feel better? when you type this nonsense out do you not have an internal voice telling you "hey man, do we ACTUALLY know what we're talking about? i don't think we have the slightest clue how any of this works. maybe we should just look into the topic rather than contributing."

        >resistance training DOES signal the body to form new blood vessels and enlarge currently existing blood vessels. these are factors in why muscular people are more vascular, it's not just muscle mass pushing blood vessels to the surface
        >blood vessels DO NOT "weave together into new muscle tissue." this is just a hilarious lack of understanding. do you think human bodies are just a giant collection of arteries and veins? just everything is made up of blood vessels?
        >the idea that "visible veins = body is building muscle" is not remotely true as a standalone statement. it's entirely too narrow-minded of a relationship to assert
        >lastly, i'm curious to know what YOU THINK tendons are, how they're formed, and why this relates to muscle tissue. do you think tendons are muscles?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          uncommonly level headed frog post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they're proof a man works out.
        lmao fuck no. Some of the biggest DYELs ive seen in my life had the most bulgin veins ever.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          seethe diabetic fatass

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm dyel and can shoot heroine from orbit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        women like vein on arm because it remind them of vein on penis

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >women like vein on arm because it remind them of vein on penis
          Most coherent slav

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        veins shine through when you've got enough muscle and low enough bf% to highlight them, dumbfuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Humans had veins for quite a while now,, oldfags will remember pre-vein era, grim times.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I''ve only once noticed someone look at my veins.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        height and weight?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          150
          80

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ???

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      in 11th grade the wierd basoon girl said my arms were really veiny and I was like ok and she said no no it's a good thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did you fuck her anon?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no she was fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's like long hair vs short hair, women have their preferences about it just like we do. A lot of women find it ugly as fuck though just like we mostly hate short hair on women.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Veins are just muscularity and leanness at the end of the day, it makes sense it would be attractive within reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just like we mostly hate short hair on women.
        Sorry you have such shit taste bro

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    None of those looks like a wallet though?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not big at all you just need to be lean

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think it would have taken much to impress them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based Norman enjoyer

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to be lean as fuck and at least considerably muscular. The contrast between my face at 12% bf and 8% is night and day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't 8%

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not right now, but I've been in the single digits

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mirin signet ring

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek at your disgusting fingers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      quadroon hand genetics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mmmm imagine getting slapped by that hand over and over and over again until your face is all red like a rose

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Congrats on the enormous hog anon

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half of them like skinny guys because of fucked up hormones and shitty/absent father figures. Just do it the old fashioned way and fuck a drink bitch and get it over with

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how to impress normans
    >Be better than them, taller, stronger, more attractive, more wealthy, happier, etc
    That's all you have to do. You can be worse than them in anything but as long as you outclass them in something, anything they care about they will be impressed

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sicillian conquest and muslim expulsion
    Never send an italian to do a normans job

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      seethe harder castillian

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ?Bump?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with being lean is normal people can't tell when you have your shirt on. My mires went up massively when I committed to sleaze mode: shirt half open, multiple chains.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >impress normans
    Feudalism 3x a day
    Prayer and crusade supersets
    Equestrianism and HEMA

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this shit an absolute combo of the four? Because I have the frame, the ass and the veiny arms but a weak jaw and this seems to makes me ugly as fuck for girls.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You may as well be invisible. Notice that jaw line was "last but not least".

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use what you've learned working out to mew for 3 months so you can at least not look terrible, if not for the rest of your life (it takes 8+ years to perfect the muscles regardless). Also, ask me how I can tell you skipped the neck pill.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Redpill me on the neck pill, what exercises are good for the neck? Just do shrugs currently

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shrugs actually don't work the neck
          Do neck curls in various positions, look it up
          Work your spinal erectors in the neck + the muscles on the front

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Top right used to be my peach of an ass then I fixed my anterior pelvic tilt and I became fucking Hank Hill overnight. jfkm

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 170 cm and 66kg at 20% bf and I have yet to meet a norman who wasn't impressed by me
    kek

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just have a six pack and be somewhat "ottermode" """buff""" (amateur swimmer level)

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no jaw but high cheekbones
    So close but I fell just short bros

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beard fraud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t grow a beard. Just patchy spots of hair.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got all except the chin. I have a round fucking face. Not a recessed chin but my face is almost a circle.
    13-15% body fat btw.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Female friend needs me to watch her dog, and I accept
    >her other friend was watching it, but can't so he brings it over to my house about midday
    >I'm outside soaking up sunshine in nothing but shorts that don't reach my knees
    >hours after the drop off my friend texts me "You had quite an effect on so-and-so lololol!" and attaches a screenshot of their conversation
    >The guy said to her "Jesus, you could have warned me that I was handing the dog off to the stud muffin mountain! I'm a bit homosexual after that experience."
    >She said "Yeah he's a babehammer"

    I'm 5'11 and 160lbs. Normalfag standards are low as fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      post body?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well, did you babehammer her with your babehammer?

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on where you live. If you're in a wealthier, more liberal area you'll do better with a cardio build with some weight lifting to stay out of skelly territory. More rural, conservative areas like to see more mass (lean men are often viewed as gay/weak); you can even go the corn-fed strongfat route if you want to be lazy with your diet.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money
    status
    Car
    Clothes

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God damn it, I don’t have my Spider-Man 1 folder on this. Somebody get me some Willem Dafoe stat!

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bigger and no leaner than this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So just look like the average soldier from all history before the 20th century

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you seen how low the bar is
        The average then is extraordinarily today

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn that's a good physique. what lifts? what actor?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >damn that's a good physique. what lifts? what actor?
        Why are you incel gays so obsessed with MUH LIFFFS. If you want aesthetics you do BB not lifting. Only a ridiculously small minority of people get aesthetic with strength lifts, because they know how it works, unlike most of the retards on this board who unironically think SS is good to get pussy.
        Fuck sake.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have all of those except a nice ass
    >5'10
    >Asian
    I guess it works? I don't have to resort to fucking asian girls at least. My last gf was cute and white. The girl I'm currently fucking is a Hispanicy latina.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hating your own race this much

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who cares. Everything doesn't reduce to race. You realize you're free to LARP as whoever you want, right? Literal NPC's will only be programmed by their coding.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon, but I am also an asian and used to exclusively like asian girls, but I got whitepilled by my asian friends and idk how to go back

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bigger than them. that's it

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You literally just need a pretty face, nothing else.

    Look at this zoomer just looking at the camera for like 5 seconds and getting millions of views for it with every single girl creaming over him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot link

      https://www.tiktok.com/@kostyxd

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Great video, props to the guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I believe this is merely the phenomena of younger women having preferences for pretty boy types, which will eventually evolve as they age into favoring more masculine, big body types.
      There is a priority shift in folks as they age in what they want in a partner, and this is evident with pretty boy types who don't change (aka, don't grow up into men) and merely remain skinny. Their boyish looks fade to ugliness (which is when they should grow up, but don't) and then they get left behind by the time they reach 30 or 40.
      Something something, go look up "1stman."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women have always liked prettyboys retard. Look at Rudolph Valentino and Alain Delon. Prettyboys of their era who absolutely ruled over women.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >have always
          Indeed, did i say that the current occurrence of this is an anomaly of our time? The young women (and the women who refuse to grow up mentally) are interested in them, that is true throughout time. My comment was specifically about the different types/ages of the women who like them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he wants older women hopping off the carousel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol no just b urself anon. Doesnt mattter if you jobless ugly autist etc.. Just act with confidence. Girls love that hahaha

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Three of them are obese and one is dyel
        Your pic isn't helping your point

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          and they have the worse style ever, dressing like slobs, also their haircut is horrible, they could go from 1/10 to 4-5/10 just by losing weight, changing their hair and their clothes, if you add muscles and maybe facial surgery they could be in the 5/10-7/10 range

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom left looks like moron brendan fraser

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLIN

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lardasses need to lose weight
        Skelly gotta lift and get a haircut + new glasses

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >1stman

      I believe this is merely the phenomena of younger women having preferences for pretty boy types, which will eventually evolve as they age into favoring more masculine, big body types.
      There is a priority shift in folks as they age in what they want in a partner, and this is evident with pretty boy types who don't change (aka, don't grow up into men) and merely remain skinny. Their boyish looks fade to ugliness (which is when they should grow up, but don't) and then they get left behind by the time they reach 30 or 40.
      Something something, go look up "1stman."

      Women have always liked prettyboys retard. Look at Rudolph Valentino and Alain Delon. Prettyboys of their era who absolutely ruled over women.

      >have always
      Indeed, did i say that the current occurrence of this is an anomaly of our time? The young women (and the women who refuse to grow up mentally) are interested in them, that is true throughout time. My comment was specifically about the different types/ages of the women who like them.

      >be me
      >be sort of a pretty boy
      >always get liked by 18 and 19 year olds on twitter
      >I am a huge milf fetishist and just want some 40+ year old pussy but I am apparently not alpha enough for them
      truly life is suffering

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In due time my friend, in due time.
        For me the challenge is leaving my room for more than just the gym, and also talking to women who aren't my mother.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    As big as you can get <10% bf.

    /thread

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my forearm looks like shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      sick veins, your arm looks fine. midget fist though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those are good arms and you know it. My cockhead is bigger than your fist though, so that's a problem

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got all of them but I'm 5'4". C'est la vie

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've hear of women liking forearms but I thought it was if they're well developed
    Most chicks I've heard talk about this stuff think too many veins are icky - unless they're nurses - nurses like big veins cos they're easier to stick

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    just genocide and pillage the british isles thats what gets normans respect and make the women moist
    >t. norman/native amerimutt

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    not that big

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 favourite things
    >one is the entire upper body
    Also I'm telling you now women notice a man's hair before his ass or arms

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Normans were skilled sailors and fierce fighters. You’d have to be pretty big to force them to work on your boat, bigger than the average Anglo, for sure.

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know that being lean is all that really matters but I am obsessed with being bigger in clothes I cannot fucking stand looking at myself lean when I'm in clothes. I guess it motivates me to be big + lean at the same time despite natty which is hard as fuck but I'm determined to make it happen

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one of the photos should be a wallet lol

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