How big do you need to be to impress normans?
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+ head full of hair and 6 Ft. height.
Truly, how many times are we going to post the same thing aince 7 years ago
he likes german ladies
death stranding
i really loved this game, and the music was great, i'm happy i discovered low roar this way
Yooooo the guy from death stranging???!1
how long has veins been thing
Idk when did they get invented?
I remember this from highschool
>t. 38
Women have always found veins attractive, they're proof a man works out. When you're building muscle your body grows new veins that gradually weave together into new muscle tissue, so when you can see you veins through your skin it means your body is in the process of creating new muscles.
>When you're building muscle your body grows new veins that gradually weave together into new muscle tissue
Open a book homie
Literally like open a book homie like flip a page lmao like put your phone down
what the frick do you think tendons are, dumbass?
Kek
got two morons arguing again.
why even post? why not actually try to learn these things rather than digging around in your empty brains, desperately coming up with fantastical bullshit to make yourselves feel better? when you type this nonsense out do you not have an internal voice telling you "hey man, do we ACTUALLY know what we're talking about? i don't think we have the slightest clue how any of this works. maybe we should just look into the topic rather than contributing."
>resistance training DOES signal the body to form new blood vessels and enlarge currently existing blood vessels. these are factors in why muscular people are more vascular, it's not just muscle mass pushing blood vessels to the surface
>blood vessels DO NOT "weave together into new muscle tissue." this is just a hilarious lack of understanding. do you think human bodies are just a giant collection of arteries and veins? just everything is made up of blood vessels?
>the idea that "visible veins = body is building muscle" is not remotely true as a standalone statement. it's entirely too narrow-minded of a relationship to assert
>lastly, i'm curious to know what YOU THINK tendons are, how they're formed, and why this relates to muscle tissue. do you think tendons are muscles?
uncommonly level headed frog post
>they're proof a man works out.
lmao frick no. Some of the biggest DYELs ive seen in my life had the most bulgin veins ever.
seethe diabetic fatass
I'm dyel and can shoot heroine from orbit
women like vein on arm because it remind them of vein on penis
>women like vein on arm because it remind them of vein on penis
Most coherent slav
veins shine through when you've got enough muscle and low enough bf% to highlight them, dumbfrick
Humans had veins for quite a while now,, oldgays will remember pre-vein era, grim times.
kek
I''ve only once noticed someone look at my veins.
height and weight?
150
80
???
in 11th grade the wierd basoon girl said my arms were really veiny and I was like ok and she said no no it's a good thing
Did you frick her anon?
no she was fat
It's like long hair vs short hair, women have their preferences about it just like we do. A lot of women find it ugly as frick though just like we mostly hate short hair on women.
Veins are just muscularity and leanness at the end of the day, it makes sense it would be attractive within reason
>just like we mostly hate short hair on women.
Sorry you have such shit taste bro
None of those looks like a wallet though?
Not big at all you just need to be lean
I don't think it would have taken much to impress them.
Based Norman enjoyer
You need to be lean as frick and at least considerably muscular. The contrast between my face at 12% bf and 8% is night and day.
You aren't 8%
Not right now, but I've been in the single digits
mirin signet ring
Kek at your disgusting fingers
quadroon hand genetics
mmmm imagine getting slapped by that hand over and over and over again until your face is all red like a rose
Congrats on the enormous hog anon
Half of them like skinny guys because of fricked up hormones and shitty/absent father figures. just do it the old fashioned way and frick a drink b***h and get it over with
how to impress normans
>Be better than them, taller, stronger, more attractive, more wealthy, happier, etc
That's all you have to do. You can be worse than them in anything but as long as you outclass them in something, anything they care about they will be impressed
Sicillian conquest and muslim expulsion
Never send an italian to do a normans job
seethe harder castillian
?Bump?
The problem with being lean is normal people can't tell when you have your shirt on. My mires went up massively when I committed to sleaze mode: shirt half open, multiple chains.
>impress normans
Feudalism 3x a day
Prayer and crusade supersets
Equestrianism and HEMA
Is this shit an absolute combo of the four? Because I have the frame, the ass and the veiny arms but a weak jaw and this seems to makes me ugly as frick for girls.
You may as well be invisible. Notice that jaw line was "last but not least".
Use what you've learned working out to mew for 3 months so you can at least not look terrible, if not for the rest of your life (it takes 8+ years to perfect the muscles regardless). Also, ask me how I can tell you skipped the neck pill.
Redpill me on the neck pill, what exercises are good for the neck? Just do shrugs currently
Shrugs actually don't work the neck
Do neck curls in various positions, look it up
Work your spinal erectors in the neck + the muscles on the front
Top right used to be my peach of an ass then I fixed my anterior pelvic tilt and I became fricking Hank Hill overnight. jfkm
I'm 170 cm and 66kg at 20% bf and I have yet to meet a norman who wasn't impressed by me
kek
Just have a six pack and be somewhat "ottermode" """buff""" (amateur swimmer level)
>no jaw but high cheekbones
So close but I fell just short bros
Beard fraud
I can’t grow a beard. Just patchy spots of hair.
I got all except the chin. I have a round fricking face. Not a recessed chin but my face is almost a circle.
13-15% body fat btw.
>Female friend needs me to watch her dog, and I accept
>her other friend was watching it, but can't so he brings it over to my house about midday
>I'm outside soaking up sunshine in nothing but shorts that don't reach my knees
>hours after the drop off my friend texts me "You had quite an effect on so-and-so lololol!" and attaches a screenshot of their conversation
>The guy said to her "Jesus, you could have warned me that I was handing the dog off to the stud muffin mountain! I'm a bit homosexual after that experience."
>She said "Yeah he's a babehammer"
I'm 5'11 and 160lbs. Normalgay standards are low as frick.
post body?
well, did you babehammer her with your babehammer?
Depends on where you live. If you're in a wealthier, more liberal area you'll do better with a cardio build with some weight lifting to stay out of skelly territory. More rural, conservative areas like to see more mass (lean men are often viewed as gay/weak); you can even go the corn-fed strongfat route if you want to be lazy with your diet.
Money
status
Car
Clothes
God damn it, I don’t have my Spider-Man 1 folder on this. Somebody get me some Willem Dafoe stat!
No bigger and no leaner than this
So just look like the average soldier from all history before the 20th century
Have you seen how low the bar is
The average then is extraordinarily today
damn that's a good physique. what lifts? what actor?
>damn that's a good physique. what lifts? what actor?
Why are you incel homosexuals so obsessed with MUH LIFFFS. If you want aesthetics you do BB not lifting. Only a ridiculously small minority of people get aesthetic with strength lifts, because they know how it works, unlike most of the morons on this board who unironically think SS is good to get pussy.
Frick sake.
>have all of those except a nice ass
>5'10
>Asian
I guess it works? I don't have to resort to fricking asian girls at least. My last gf was cute and white. The girl I'm currently fricking is a spicy latina.
>hating your own race this much
Who cares. Everything doesn't reduce to race. You realize you're free to LARP as whoever you want, right? Literal NPC's will only be programmed by their coding.
not that anon, but I am also an asian and used to exclusively like asian girls, but I got whitepilled by my asian friends and idk how to go back
bigger than them. that's it
You literally just need a pretty face, nothing else.
Look at this zoomer just looking at the camera for like 5 seconds and getting millions of views for it with every single girl creaming over him
forgot link
https://www.tiktok.com/@kostyxd
Great video, props to the guy
I believe this is merely the phenomena of younger women having preferences for pretty boy types, which will eventually evolve as they age into favoring more masculine, big body types.
There is a priority shift in folks as they age in what they want in a partner, and this is evident with pretty boy types who don't change (aka, don't grow up into men) and merely remain skinny. Their boyish looks fade to ugliness (which is when they should grow up, but don't) and then they get left behind by the time they reach 30 or 40.
Something something, go look up "1stman."
Women have always liked prettyboys moron. Look at Rudolph Valentino and Alain Delon. Prettyboys of their era who absolutely ruled over women.
>have always
Indeed, did i say that the current occurrence of this is an anomaly of our time? The young women (and the women who refuse to grow up mentally) are interested in them, that is true throughout time. My comment was specifically about the different types/ages of the women who like them.
>he wants older women hopping off the carousel
Lol no just b urself anon. Doesnt mattter if you jobless ugly autist etc.. Just act with confidence. Girls love that hahaha
Three of them are obese and one is dyel
Your pic isn't helping your point
and they have the worse style ever, dressing like slobs, also their haircut is horrible, they could go from 1/10 to 4-5/10 just by losing weight, changing their hair and their clothes, if you add muscles and maybe facial surgery they could be in the 5/10-7/10 range
Bottom left looks like asiatic brendan fraser
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES ARE CALLIN
Lardasses need to lose weight
Skelly gotta lift and get a haircut + new glasses
>1stman
>be me
>be sort of a pretty boy
>always get liked by 18 and 19 year olds on twitter
>I am a huge milf fetishist and just want some 40+ year old pussy but I am apparently not alpha enough for them
truly life is suffering
In due time my friend, in due time.
For me the challenge is leaving my room for more than just the gym, and also talking to women who aren't my mother.
As big as you can get <10% bf.
/thread
my forearm looks like shit
sick veins, your arm looks fine. midget fist though
Those are good arms and you know it. My wienerhead is bigger than your fist though, so that's a problem
I got all of them but I'm 5'4". C'est la vie
I've hear of women liking forearms but I thought it was if they're well developed
Most chicks I've heard talk about this stuff think too many veins are icky - unless they're nurses - nurses like big veins cos they're easier to stick
just genocide and pillage the british isles thats what gets normans respect and make the women moist
>t. norman/native amerimutt
not that big
>4 favourite things
>one is the entire upper body
Also I'm telling you now women notice a man's hair before his ass or arms
Normans were skilled sailors and fierce fighters. You’d have to be pretty big to force them to work on your boat, bigger than the average Anglo, for sure.
I know that being lean is all that really matters but I am obsessed with being bigger in clothes I cannot fricking stand looking at myself lean when I'm in clothes. I guess it motivates me to be big + lean at the same time despite natty which is hard as frick but I'm determined to make it happen
one of the photos should be a wallet lol