How big is your biggest gains goblin? Be honest.

How big is your biggest gains goblin? Be honest.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My job is very sedentary and long hours so it's a big goblin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I'd actually fricking kill for a job where I get to work less than 70 hours a week

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My entire fricking life is a gains goblin

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Myself. The feeling that I am doing it without a purpose.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food addiction and Binge Eating Disorder? Colossal. Makes cutting, even with a >500 Cal deficit, UNFATHOMABLY hard.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Try cutting out ALL seed oils and only eating meat and fruit for a little while

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I frick up, I frick up HARD. On a diet? Have a little brownie or something that I knew I shouldn't? Better spend the rest of the night feasting. Sip of alcohol? Time to drink until I can't stand. Skipped a gym session? Better skip TWO WEEKS of gym sessions.
    If I could get that under control I'd be in a much better position. Though I do always get back on the horse eventually.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    girls, while also being time goblins

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 5'1 around 110lbs

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >big is your biggest gains goblin
    an immense void
    I have no motivation to lift, no inner fire, but I enjoy the process and lift nonetheless.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reaching homeostasis and being stable. I need jealousy and depression to progress

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I need rage to progress. Luckily merely existing in this filthy society give me strength plenty of rage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek
        based
        I am far past the point of rage, and fuel has unfortunately been replaced with indifference

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are anti psychotic meds gains goblins? They help me sleep but give me heart palpitations

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's small in size but has a lot of presence. On every fridge, every store, every social gathering. And it's fricking up everything.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lack of sleep. I hate sleeping but I know it is by far the biggest gains goblin I have.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    family literally preventing me from eating healthy food they make fun of me for trying to lose weight with their insults and junk food filling the cabinets i only have so much willpower it fricking sucsk

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sort of in the same position as you anon. But I move out soon and I move to a place with a free gym and it's actually pretty nice (I've seen it in person)

      The gains are gonna be massive

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking chips or french fries. Any salty snack. I don’t buy them or have them in the house but if they’re out in a social setting I have be extra on point to avoid the temptation.

    Thankfully don’t have a sweet tooth but could eat a whole bag of chips in one sitting.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Living with my parents.
    I can leave, I have a stable job.
    I don't care about my dad but I'll break my mom's heart if I leave.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely black people for me. They just ruin my entire day every time.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking hate eating

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't handle my strongest gains! No one can! My strongest gains aren't IST for a beast let alone a man!

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No gains goblin but life goblin is wasting my time doing stupid shit. Like right now.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bread...
    Biggest enemy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest gains goblin is myself. I ignore things I know I should do but think they are harder than they are.

    >want to lose weight, start losing weight and am down 15 lbs in 6 weeks and feel like I started yesterday
    >want abs but don't train them knowing I should
    >want to change jobs but never apply
    >want more sex but don't try to screw my wife becuase I've given up trying more than once a week

    Is this what being an adult is like?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but don't try to screw my wife because I've given up trying more than once a week
      Is that because she's not having it? If so, you know what you need to do

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why are brown people so gross?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek. I bet raping your wife from time to time would actually make many marriages better. Let's not forget that 9/10 women have rape fantasies and if it's their husband (aka some love must be there) they would subconsciously love to submit to their dominating partner. Now it goes without saying that you treat her well otherwise in the relationship

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Addiction is my gains goblin. It's also the best thing i have going for me, its a double edged sword. If I can get addicted to lifting and eating, and i have many times, I can produce great results, and I've proven this by achieving 2/3/4/5 natty. On the flip side of this, I can get addicted to alcohol and video games, and this year I got addicted to those 2 things bad. I know I've really deteroiated my health this last year by abusing booze. This has also caused my gains to drop from 2/3/4/5 back down to a 2pl8 Squat and 3pl8 deadlift. I've started my new years res already, and it's not never touch alcohol again. I seriously can't even have a single drink or I get shark eyes and immediately just want to get shit faced. It's all or nothing, so I have to give it up, because if i don't, I'm legitimate worried it'll be dead within a few years from abusing it

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My fiance is 193lbs, pretty big

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's as big as a "me" that was fattened by every time I sat on my ass doing nothing.
    Bros help...I just lost a year and a half/almost two years on literally nothing, it started as a small "hiatus" from uni and it became a full on stop. I was supposed to take my time to learn how to study because I struggled too much and thought I can't do this shit like this for this many years.

    But I didn't do it.

    I was meant to at least focus on my hobbies while not studying and understand if I'm on the right track. Instead I derailed completely. I'm on no track anymore.
    This year fricking passed me by like nothing, I can't believe it. I didn't do anything of what I wanted and it wasn't meant to be this long, I wanted a month pause, but weeks just passed.
    It feels surreal, how is it possible?? Did someone drug me or something?? How could I be so stupid every time I thought it wasn't a big deal to postpone my exams?

    I feel like this is the biggest frick up I ever did in and that I ruined my life completely:
    >I will never finish uni on time and it will always stain my degree and am truly, fully realising this only now
    >My family is so disappointed in me they don't recognise me and our relationship got really sour
    >I became a pale ghost of what I was before
    The only thing that went well was my love life and I'm fricking this up too, we fight a lot, don't get each other anymore like before. we never manage to resolve misunderstandings peacefully. I always ask if we can learn not to hurt each other like this and they respond "You want too much, I can't even have have an emotion, you can't expect every misunderstanding to be resolved and every exchange we have to be perfect".
    I'm 22, I'm young but seeing peers do everything easily makes me feel like I was born wrong. Why is it so difficult for me? I shift blame to my broken family and childhood trauma but it doesn't even make me feel better. It's still me that is fricking my life up now.

    What if i just off myself?

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf (she's big and getting bigger) (so do I)

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