How can a beast of the earth, such as pic related, subsist off of only grass/oats and still be sauced tf out.

How can a beast of the earth, such as pic related, subsist off of only grass/oats and still be sauced tf out. Is grazemaxxing the future???

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they have better intestines to fully utilize the vegetarian diet they are eating while we dont

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, we gotta eat meat, grains, veggies, and fruits to get all our nutrients while herbivores can survive off of just plants to get all theirs. The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we gotta grains, veggies, and fruits to get all our nutrients
        Say that to my face grainboy

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dies at 50 with no muscle mass
          no thanks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks avg lifespan doesn't include child deaths

            >we gotta grains, veggies, and fruits to get all our nutrients
            Say that to my face grainboy

            Based and blubberpilled

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              inuits were inbred to the point of having fasting intolerance
              they were weak
              they were short
              their bones were brittle

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This gayboy weighs like 135lbs. I'd fuck him up.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. He and his boys would literally kill you and then probably eat you. They would take over the government with just their clubs. Carb-tards can't even defend their borders, they're so obese. He would rape you and then laugh about it, and then probably eat you in a stew.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what the aliens did to us when they bred with primates.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread

        wtf i want to be a horse now.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          why not bacterium

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The advantage is we have bigger brains and smarter so we can experience existential dread
        objectively the worst animal
        Aaaaaaaah what sick bastard made me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes we have to eat those grains and fruits that didn't exist for 99% of our evolution to get our nutrients. Gotta get your daily essential grains and sugar water! I love reddit logic.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They have better hormones

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    herbivores dont actually eat plants. they have a huge stomach in which they cultivate specific bacteria which are able to utilize plant matter. they transform it into amino acids aka protein which the herbivore then digests. humans lack this ability, hence why salad has "0" calories for us. (fiber)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so you're saying if i eat some horse poop that i can get big on a vegetarian diet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You cannot. Most of the microbes would be destroyed by your stomach acid, and the ones that survived and made it to the intestines wouldn't be able to compete with your natural microbes.
        Also you probably don't have enough colon, horses have massive amounts of gut

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, let's say hypothetically we take a strong antibiotic and kill off most of our natural gut flora. We then get a horse shit enema in order to colonize our intestines with the introduced horse bacteria. Could we then just ingest a powerful antacid before meals, and then thrive on eating horse shit all day?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Test it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t think that would be vegetarian since it would have horse particles in it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think it's so much that they "turn carbohydrates into protein" it's more just that not much protein is necessary to build muscle, assuming there's a strong muscle building stimulus and positive caloric balance.

      Muscle is like 70% water but you retards don't chug water to force muscle growth. More protein in the diet can help a bit, but it's not required for gains.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about all that research that says you need 2g for each kg of body mass?
        Also its not just that the bacteria turns carbs into protein, they can even metabolize chlorophyll which we cant. Some animals also produce more aminoacids on their own hence they dont need it from external sources. Gorillas for example arent ruminants but still get jacket eating mostly leaves and bugs.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you dont know how much protein big muscular animals eat, adult gorillas eat like 400g of protein a day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't we humans smart enough to make a fermentation process with those bacteria to make grasskraut and get those horsegains?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They ferment the plant matter into fat and protein.
    The downside of this is you require
    >Huge ass gut
    >Must graze all day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>Must graze all day
      and? humans must eat all day too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. Gorillas have to be grazing or they'll starve.
        You can eat once or twice a day and be chilling, people don't because they like to masturbate with their mouth

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >masturbate with their mouth
          I like that quote

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and? humans must eat all day too.
        kek where do you live anon?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Humans rarely eat for more than a combined hour or so a day and can comfortably go a couple of days without eating at all.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No only americans do that. If necessary human can go without food for many days just like wofles.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They got like 8 stomachs. Plants have substantial protein content, but our 1 stomach system can't digest that. Passes in our shit as lost gains.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do apes have 8 stomachs too?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, but gorillas do have longer intestines for this reason.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Glad you asked, their secret is eating their own half-digested shit to get the last few nutrients out
        You don't really want to gorillamax anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw stomachmogged by cows and horses

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what you are saying is I need to eat my poo if I go vegan, to gethe right amount of protein.

      Got it, thanks.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: Horse. Pussy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      based

      horses are the sexyest animal
      they have giant cocks, fat pussys, and donut assholes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bet they have like horse steroids for horse racing, so that horse is prolly not natty.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not running equipoise for equine strength, length, and girth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think you race ponies but who knows

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >even the IST horses are being called manlets now

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They race, or have raced, everything: race horses, draft horses, ponies, mule races even used to be a big thing and they had specific ways to create racing mules versus working mules.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    max dex
    max str
    max speed
    dump int
    shit everywhere

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is so fucking unfair, they do nothing all day and only eat grass and plants yet they become huge fucking units.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because he doesnt coom and consoom shit like you fag

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They digestionmaxxed and now they can get way more nutrition out of grass.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better gaming chair

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    horses have 72 chromosomes, i.e. this is evolution, you are not involved

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They can't. Horses are basically extinct if it wasn't for us

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Horse girls want Blonde horsechads.
    Sorry bl*ckbois

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Human selection.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grass is mostly fiber, water and protein
    horses can eat a lot of grass

    there you go OP

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    horse has a single stomach, but an exceptionally long intestinal range that allows for food fermentation. otherwise they would not be able to eat plants and survive.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    myostatin. sure there are other compounding factors but myostatin is the major difference between us and monolithic sized herbivores in this instance. if we compare the amount of protein a horse gets from digesting grasses to what we eat per lb of bodyweight we eat a lot more protein than they do and yet support a lot less lean tissue.

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