Hey guys! I just got the new galaxy s23 and it is pretty awesome. I miss the biometric scanner that would measure heart rate on the s10 though. Yes, I am American
It happened in Kenya. Amazing how you could confuse a Kenyan for an American. Americans would never willingly deprive themselves of food. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/cult-members-found-starved-to-death-in-forest-after-fasting-for-jesus/ar-AA19RsQd
>what is a stress hormone high
bro fix your shit and increase your dopamine and progesterone instead so you have real energy and want to creampie women.
>"uhhh ... why do cocaine and xanies make me feel so good?!?!"
Everything that feels good is definitely sign that God wants you to indulge your own Free Will....
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I fasted MWF throughout lent and was happy with the sacrifice I made.
I was raised catholic, whole family quit when I was 10, and I had some bad stuff happen that made me seek faith (nothing degenerate or bad on my end) two years ago. This was my second lent and definitely the most successful.
>I was raised catholic, **whole family quit when I was 10**, and I had some bad stuff happen that made me seek faith
Ur whole family ... what happened bro
I thought all the jesuits died out?
>The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies.
Who said I was catholic you jesuit cryptogarden gnome?
I fasted MWF throughout lent and was happy with the sacrifice I made.
I was raised catholic, whole family quit when I was 10, and I had some bad stuff happen that made me seek faith (nothing degenerate or bad on my end) two years ago. This was my second lent and definitely the most successful.
Fake also dumbasses fell for it and reposted it thinking they're smart. The modern mainstream press hates christians, this would be on every news channel if it was ever 50% real.
I went broke in a ghost town and didn't eat for over 60 days
Was losing touch with reality and walked to the ER
My tests came back normal and the guy didn't believe me
They gave me a small pack of peanut butter crackers and told me to fuck off
175lbs -> 115
People in America have no idea what “fasting” means. They think it means you don’t eat at all. So a person trying to “fast” foregoing any food for 40 days like they think Jesus did are going to get fucked. A religious fast is OMAD, either before sunrise or after sunset, or maybe 2 smaller meals at those times. Jesus fasted for 40 days, he didn’t starve for 40 days. Get a clue!
Did it for 20 days when I turned 20 and again for 22. I don’t think I could do it again now. Just a single day and I get really shaky and have passed out a couple times. Being old sucks.
The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies.
2 months ago
Anonymous
>The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies.
Who said I was catholic you jesuit cryptogarden gnome?
2 months ago
Anonymous
I thought all the jesuits died out?
2 months ago
Anonymous
When you suggested omad counts for anything. There are juice fasts and Daniel fasts but the regular fast is no food for at least one day, but organized congregation fasts usually are 72 hours.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Why are protties so tsundere to trad caths?
2 months ago
Anonymous
There is a lot but chiefly among them is the worship of the saints” and Mary. Mary was blessed but she didn’t remain a virgin and had sons and daughters with Joseph. Her blessing was carrying the messiah, nothing more nothing less. Prayer to saints stems from lazy missionaries who mainly wanted the gold of a foreign people and not their salvation. >Come in >Learn the language >Talk about Jesus a little >Talk about the pope and paying for forgiveness >Get told to piss off >Discover local deity >Convince the locals this god is actually St. Mark of bumblefuck who serves Jesus >Keep praying to St. Mark and pay the forgiveness fee in confession >Repeat
Only the blood of Jesus and his calling can save you. There is no praying for the dead, you have only this life to get it right. There is no praying to the dead, the dead can’t help you. The “penance” for your sin is to devote yourself to not fall again, and when you do, confess but don’t dwell. If a baby focused on falling it would never learn to walk. Your confession is meant to be to one another, so that you may more easily overcome your struggle, not pay some priest. The tithe is necessary for your church to run and feed the pastor and his family as his duty is to be on call for everyone in his congregation to help any time. “Mega” churches are also an abomination for dollar worship. There is a lot more, but Catholics have long abandoned the basic faith in Jesus Christ and added fake stipulations to salvation when it is the gift of God that no man could ever buy.
2 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/Sc6DGu9.jpg
>being protestan
ngmi
# >The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies
even if they were christcucks they still died doing something that the average person will never even come close to being able to do in their life so for that i respect them
Does anyone know why denying food adds spiritual power? The bible never explains why, just that Daniel fasting is what helped the angel fight through the demons that were trying to stop him from delivering God’s answer to Daniel. Likewise, the apostles were given the ability to drive out demons but they encountered one that could resist them, only Jesus could get rid of it. When asked why, Jesus told them it required heavy fasting and prayer to be able to drive it out. They never explain the mechanism, just that it has to be done.
To be fair, there were cases of people going into wilderness to fast and then dying. Not everyone can be a desert father in European climate, that much is true.
My life goal is to be jacked enough to survive a 40 day fast.
>Americans
>Starved to death
This gotta be fake or a joke
I fucking hate americans ifiots all they know is own phone ,shoot schools and be fat or dumb!!!!
>calls American's dumb
>can't even spell correctly or use correct sentence structure
newfag
Smelly brown hands typed this post
Hey guys! I just got the new galaxy s23 and it is pretty awesome. I miss the biometric scanner that would measure heart rate on the s10 though. Yes, I am American
It happened in Kenya. Amazing how you could confuse a Kenyan for an American. Americans would never willingly deprive themselves of food. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/cult-members-found-starved-to-death-in-forest-after-fasting-for-jesus/ar-AA19RsQd
My life goal is to be jacked off enough to survive a 40 gay fest.
The issue wasn't fasting, it was christcuckery
Dear christ cucks, if god didn't want me to be trans why does estrogen make me feel so good?
satan is doing it
>what is a stress hormone high
bro fix your shit and increase your dopamine and progesterone instead so you have real energy and want to creampie women.
How do I increase dopamine and progesterone baseline?
you don't want to elevate your baseline
OJ and 2L milk a day
>"uhhh ... why do cocaine and xanies make me feel so good?!?!"
Everything that feels good is definitely sign that God wants you to indulge your own Free Will....
>I was raised catholic, **whole family quit when I was 10**, and I had some bad stuff happen that made me seek faith
Ur whole family ... what happened bro
#
>I thought all the jesuits died out?
One can only hope and pray!!! Good riddance.
>and Saul said: “fast till you die, retarded mutt!”
Yeah i remember this chapter, pretty moving
I fasted MWF throughout lent and was happy with the sacrifice I made.
I was raised catholic, whole family quit when I was 10, and I had some bad stuff happen that made me seek faith (nothing degenerate or bad on my end) two years ago. This was my second lent and definitely the most successful.
Based, I just did my first lent this year.
Proud of you my brothers
Fake also dumbasses fell for it and reposted it thinking they're smart. The modern mainstream press hates christians, this would be on every news channel if it was ever 50% real.
Go back
I went broke in a ghost town and didn't eat for over 60 days
Was losing touch with reality and walked to the ER
My tests came back normal and the guy didn't believe me
They gave me a small pack of peanut butter crackers and told me to fuck off
175lbs -> 115
People in America have no idea what “fasting” means. They think it means you don’t eat at all. So a person trying to “fast” foregoing any food for 40 days like they think Jesus did are going to get fucked. A religious fast is OMAD, either before sunrise or after sunset, or maybe 2 smaller meals at those times. Jesus fasted for 40 days, he didn’t starve for 40 days. Get a clue!
Did it for 20 days when I turned 20 and again for 22. I don’t think I could do it again now. Just a single day and I get really shaky and have passed out a couple times. Being old sucks.
Sure thing, muzzie
People do OMAD during lent that anon is actually right your garden gnome.
Only a Catholic would half ass it.
>being protestan
ngmi
The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies.
>The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies.
Who said I was catholic you jesuit cryptogarden gnome?
I thought all the jesuits died out?
When you suggested omad counts for anything. There are juice fasts and Daniel fasts but the regular fast is no food for at least one day, but organized congregation fasts usually are 72 hours.
Why are protties so tsundere to trad caths?
There is a lot but chiefly among them is the worship of the saints” and Mary. Mary was blessed but she didn’t remain a virgin and had sons and daughters with Joseph. Her blessing was carrying the messiah, nothing more nothing less. Prayer to saints stems from lazy missionaries who mainly wanted the gold of a foreign people and not their salvation.
>Come in
>Learn the language
>Talk about Jesus a little
>Talk about the pope and paying for forgiveness
>Get told to piss off
>Discover local deity
>Convince the locals this god is actually St. Mark of bumblefuck who serves Jesus
>Keep praying to St. Mark and pay the forgiveness fee in confession
>Repeat
Only the blood of Jesus and his calling can save you. There is no praying for the dead, you have only this life to get it right. There is no praying to the dead, the dead can’t help you. The “penance” for your sin is to devote yourself to not fall again, and when you do, confess but don’t dwell. If a baby focused on falling it would never learn to walk. Your confession is meant to be to one another, so that you may more easily overcome your struggle, not pay some priest. The tithe is necessary for your church to run and feed the pastor and his family as his duty is to be on call for everyone in his congregation to help any time. “Mega” churches are also an abomination for dollar worship. There is a lot more, but Catholics have long abandoned the basic faith in Jesus Christ and added fake stipulations to salvation when it is the gift of God that no man could ever buy.
#
>The pope is the devil, your church is a throne of lies
why didn't God save him?
He was already saved
he wasn't though
Connor Murphy survived a 40 day fast he must truly be enlightened
>getting closer to god
You're supposed to stop before you die
>Fasting for Jesus?
>SHUT IT DOWN
He is in Heaven now. While you are uploading a leddit screenshot on anime forum.
God doesn't provide you calories.
imagine how shredded they were
I bet they were americancers, they are they only race so inclined toward having extremistic views of everything
>How can Fasting-tards defend THIS?
Pursuit of greater things
Idiot
even if they were christcucks they still died doing something that the average person will never even come close to being able to do in their life so for that i respect them
Does anyone know why denying food adds spiritual power? The bible never explains why, just that Daniel fasting is what helped the angel fight through the demons that were trying to stop him from delivering God’s answer to Daniel. Likewise, the apostles were given the ability to drive out demons but they encountered one that could resist them, only Jesus could get rid of it. When asked why, Jesus told them it required heavy fasting and prayer to be able to drive it out. They never explain the mechanism, just that it has to be done.
To be fair, there were cases of people going into wilderness to fast and then dying. Not everyone can be a desert father in European climate, that much is true.