How can I achieve Homelander Mode?

How can I achieve Homelander Mode?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically he has a better body than 90% of people his age

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You ever seen the scenes without his costume? His physique is pathetic. It's padding.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander is a lazy pretentious fuck who has never made an ounce of effort in his life. He has probably never trained his powers or body since he has never had the need to. Don’t be like him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So hop on roids then

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      So hop on roids then

      You'd think the government/military would have funded the creation of a super power serum since WW2 at least once.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uh yeah, turns out meth wasn’t it

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          uh i live in florida and i saw a methhead who was just skin and bones carry a fridge to scrap yard on a bike

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >on a bike
            Am I meant to be impressed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        they did but it mostly ended up just as them giving soldiers meth, it was very common in WW2 especially with the nazis

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Russians have. Semax. Iykyk.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be hard for Homelander to train much besides technique. He can lift planes, so it would be hard to find anything with enough weight. Maybe he could bench press cruise liners or a cargo ship.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1- get fucked by rightproducer/director
    Step 2- get ISTTed for gay costume

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a muscle suit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, that's the "secret"

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breast milk

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Land in home.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yep, it's homelandin' time
    Felt so on the nose

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