How can I achieve Homelander Mode?

How can I achieve Homelander Mode?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically he has a better body than 90% of people his age

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You ever seen the scenes without his costume? His physique is pathetic. It's padding.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Homelander is a lazy pretentious frick who has never made an ounce of effort in his life. He has probably never trained his powers or body since he has never had the need to. Don’t be like him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So hop on roids then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So hop on roids then

      You'd think the government/military would have funded the creation of a super power serum since WW2 at least once.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Uh yeah, turns out meth wasn’t it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          uh i live in florida and i saw a methhead who was just skin and bones carry a fridge to scrap yard on a bike

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >on a bike
            Am I meant to be impressed?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they did but it mostly ended up just as them giving soldiers meth, it was very common in WW2 especially with the nazis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Russians have. Semax. Iykyk.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It'd be hard for Homelander to train much besides technique. He can lift planes, so it would be hard to find anything with enough weight. Maybe he could bench press cruise liners or a cargo ship.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1- get fricked by rightproducer/director
    Step 2- get ISTTed for gay costume

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wear a muscle suit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, that's the "secret"

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Breast milk

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Land in home.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Yep, it's homelandin' time
    Felt so on the nose

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