How can I fix my abs?

How can I fix my abs?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bruh

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's the dumbest looking belly button I've ever seen

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's going on with your belly button?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    See you in the next cursed physiques thread

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Your belly button looks like my boyfriends butthole after I finish pegging him with our bad-dragon.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did you have some kind of injury?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No? Why is everyone commenting on it...? I thought it was just a normal bellybutton??

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I thought my ab genetics were bad

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stroking

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you have stuffed animals?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You honestly think all the shit in there is mine?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have to be 18 to post on this website

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick, you really are the most moronic Black person on this website. Do you really think im going to dox myself by posting pictures from inside my own house? Are you that moronic? Thats obviously the inside of a random house on my street, probably used by someone to store their shit. Not my fault that they are to stupid to lock their doors lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      stuffies are cute :3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't be me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You look malnourished

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simply gauging the height of your phone and by stacking it to your height, you are approximately 67 inches tall. Just wanted to let you know. As for your abs, swim and run. Using muscles on one side causes the imbalance shown in your abdomen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      5'8, not bad
      Tell girls I'm 6' though, they can never tell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tell girls I'm 6' though, they can never tell
        literally everybody can tell

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No one's ever corrected me lmao

          this is what happens when you take SARMs but you don't lift

          Natty, u jelly?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If I had insertions that bad I’d probably make myself obese to hid it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is what happens when you take SARMs but you don't lift

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Flex harder, kind of like shitting while only using your abs

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    For breakfast you need to eat four of those breakfast sandwiches from McDonalds. I don’t care which ones you get, but make sure to get four. Order four hash browns, too. Now grab two packs of mayonnaise and put them on the hash browns and then slip them into the sandwiches. Squish that shit down and eat. That’s your breakfast.

    For lunch you’re gonna eat Chinese food. Now I don’t want you eating that crappy stuff. You wanna get the stuff with MSG. None of that non-MSG bullshit. I don’t care what you eat but you have to sit down and eat for at least 45 minutes straight. You can’t let go of the fork. Eat until your eyes swell up and become slits and you start to look like the woman behind the counter.

    For dinner you’re gonna order an extra-large pizza with everything on it. Literally everything. If you don’t like sardines, don’t put 'em on, but anything else that you like you have to load it on there. After you pay the delivery guy, I want you to take the pie to your coffee table, open that fricker up, and grab a bottle of oil. It can be olive oil, canola oil, whatever. Anything but motor oil. And I want you to pour that shit over the pie until half of the bottle is gone. Just soak the shit out of it.

    Now before you lay into it, I want you to sit on your couch and just stare at that fricker. I want you to understand that that pizza right there is keeping you from your goals.

    Now you’re on the clock, after 20 minutes your brain is going to tell you you’re full. Don’t listen to that shit. You have to try and eat as much of the pizza as you can before that 20-minute mark. Double up pieces if you have to. I’m telling you now, you’re going to get three or four pieces in and you’re gonna want to quit. You fricking can’t quit. You have to sit on that couch until every piece is done.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    work your fricking obliques my man

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what abs?

  17. 2 years ago
    I hate women

    zeke mode

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