How can I get my mom into lifting?

She's been sedentary for all her life bros, how can I get her to workout?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "workout" is a noun; you mean "work out".

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How old is she?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's 46

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        get a dog she can frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Take her to a gym with a chad PT and make him see her as a potential client. She'll be there everyday since.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not my problem

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you care what your mom does?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is she fat/skinny?
    What's her diet like?
    Does she concern herself with personal appearance to the degree most women do?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Send her there with me, champ.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know what you've got to do, OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      breh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    your mom needs to workout in my bed
    for real, you are wasting your time

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get a home gym. Easiest way to get someone into working out is making it very convenient. A home gym would involve her just walking to the gym room and you appreciating her progress.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine getting lost in OP's mom's central heterochromic blue eyes for hours on end, buying her a Curve's membership, and pumping a stepbrother for OP into her aging but fertile womb haha

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want a new step farther op?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How can I get my mom into lifting?
    Push her over and place a big bag of rice on top of her.

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