How can I get tanned like this?

How can I get tanned like this?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go in the sun

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's not good for your longevity to tan this hard.
    >muh vitamin D
    Takes like 15 minutes, which wont make you this dark unless you're tanning on Mercury.
    If you want to do it anyway it's just a matter of being in sunlight a long time without being burnt. If you're a turbo neet just start out with going outside in as little clothing as possible for short amounts of time and gradually increase it. I work outside, when I started I got a sunburn on my neck that i could feel starting in a few hours, now I can be outside from sunrise to sunset and not burn on any normally exposed parts of my skin.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go outside incel

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stop consuming seed oils, wait 2 months since NO SNEED OILS! then gradually spend more time outdoors WITHOUT SUNSCREEN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct, besides the timeline. It can take years for your body to work through the built up pufa, but the sooner you start the better. Niacin will help metabolize it quicker if you want to speed the process, but I find it gives me eye floaters.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stop consuming seed oils, wait 2 months since NO SNEED OILS!
      moron alert moron alert

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct, besides the timeline. It can take years for your body to work through the built up pufa, but the sooner you start the better. Niacin will help metabolize it quicker if you want to speed the process, but I find it gives me eye floaters.

      Wait. So if you're white you're literally unhealthy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct, besides the timeline. It can take years for your body to work through the built up pufa, but the sooner you start the better. Niacin will help metabolize it quicker if you want to speed the process, but I find it gives me eye floaters.

      I would call this psuedoscientific nonsense, but for something to be that, it has to be at least partially or seemingly scientific. This is just nonsense

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like dick stain

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      finally someone smart and funny 🙂

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >wearing my running booty shorts
    >get a comment on how pale my legs are
    >"of course, they're where I keep all my privilege"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      huh?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Took me a second too. He means his legs are whiter than the rest of his body, hence that's where his (white) privilege is

        >be me
        >wearing my running booty shorts
        >get a comment on how pale my legs are
        >"of course, they're where I keep all my privilege"

        Good joke anon 🙂

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    self tanner

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is the answer. Look up some vids from femoids how to apply this stuff. This is what they do

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do not be a nord.
    do not be british.
    sun bath daily.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most Nords tan well you goof.

      • 2 years ago
        italian

        sure bro.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fit never heard of self tanning lotions/sprays
    Literally all the aesthetic benefits of a tan, without any of the UV risks. Look into it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Seen this transformation before. He used melanotan

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Can still see his nasty ass freckles, even with that shitty photo quality

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    am I the only one that think tans look terrible? I think pale skin looks better on both men and women. Tanned looks like people are dirty/unwashed.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1. get a lawn chair
    2. lay down supine on lawn chair in sun for 15 minutes
    3. flip over, lay there for 15 minutes.

    Do this every day, adding one minute each day until you're as tan as you want to be. (You must go in the sun every day to maintain that tan.)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be black

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you don't have the genes for it. You're glow-in-the-dark red-haired northern european and all that will happen is you will get thousands of freckles and permanent sunspots, and then turn beet red as you burn within minutes. You are not cut out for this look, go live at high latitudes like you were evolved to do

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Progressive overload with high SPF sunscreens.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Melanotan-2

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    white boi gay wants to be tyrone lol

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to flag rel
    Worked for me

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