How can I into Leo Messi mode?

How can I into Leo Messi mode?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Put ice patches on your chest
    Be fraudulent
    HGH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely S E E T H I N G hes the GOAT deal with it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        O TWAIN

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I doubt anyone cares or watches that shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking this. Leo is king. Wait PSG gets rid of the queers Mbappé and Ney. Then the true will be raised.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I couldn’t imagine the life you must live to think that physique isn’t attainable natty. Get your t levels checked ASAP.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine not knowing about HGH uses other than homosexualbuilding
        https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/1492546-lionel-messi-and-hgh-the-truth-about-the-best-footballer-in-the-world.amp.html

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          imagine thinking a 5 foot tall professional athlete that’s still DYEL just couldn’t attain a 4 pack without PEDs

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He was unironically put on HGH by Barcelona to cure his growth disorder

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pissi cuckitini

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL mode??

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOO I WANT TO PLAY EIBAR NOT DIET AND LIFT WEIGHTS

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be 5'1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's 5'6. Don't be disrespectful gay.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bro has arms like a T-Rex..

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's Pickford, mate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never heard of it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ever heard of a search engine

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    His wife has a really ugly bellybutton
    Yuck what's that eeewwww

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    asdf

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >her bellybutton
    dios mio.... messisisters...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at those forehead veins too. This slag is disgusting. Would not bang

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IST is a Ronaldo board, friendo

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ronaldo lost any respect he had with his seething over no CL worthy club choosing him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        His autistic dedication to football trample his shit behaviour. Most top athletes act like spoiled brats and that's true even for less famous sports like curling

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine:
    >being a manlet while dyel
    >rich af and having a mid wife with ugly bellybutton
    >just noticed that homosexual lipstick tattoo. homosexual
    frick this midget
    >t.6 foot Portuguese BVLL TSUUU

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He met his wife when he was a teenager nobody. That's called loyalty. But your clearly know shit about it Incel moron.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plus she lets him frick whoever he wants so long as she gets her monthly check.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how have i never seen this in my time on spee...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I see it posted several times a week. You must be doing something wrong

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lose weight OP

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Be average, get a better than average body by natty lifting for 2 years.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do i get that kind of body seriously? looks great

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmao at the smooch tattoo. when i was in basic we had this kid whose first kiss was on the neck from a stripper, and he got the same tattoo there to commemorate it. because it was deemed too sexual, he overlaid it with a spider before enlisting. he got bullied relentlessly for it and vr'd.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this photoshopped?

    If not I think its really weird that his arms barely reach his groin

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >MY NAME IS PISSIVS KEKITTINUS MAXIMUS, CAPTAIN OF THE CHOKERS OF PARIS, COMMANDER OF THE ARGENTVN PECHOS, LOYAL SERVANT TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, OILVS SHEKELS. FATHER TO THREE moronic SONS, HUSBAND TO A BICICLETA OF A WIFE. AND I WILL HAVE MY CROSSBAR SHOT IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He got a copa with the selección. Not a pecho anymore.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even 19 year old Ronaldo mogs him. It was never a competition.

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