How can I shrink my calves? I don't even exercise or walk and my calves are like two hams.

How can I shrink my calves? I don't even exercise or walk and my calves are like two hams. Even when I wear straight fit pants they're cripplingly tight below the knee.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you want to do that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      To give you an idea, just in the past few months they've been referred to as "beluga calves" or as "freakishly big". Something I've noticed is that unusually large calves like mine are always present on the legs of autistic weirdos

      Donate them to me fatgay. I have zero calves.

      I'm 6ft 165lbs

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Have you measured them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Just did. 17 inches.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That's bigger than normal but I wouldn't call them absolutely massive, there are dudes way shorter than you with 17" calves. Don't really see why that's an issue tbh

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              closer to 18in flexed.

              >6ft 165

              Post body. I want to see your malformed body.

              Btw are you feet also very wide, in fact is your whole leg below the knee rather puffy?

              My feet aren't wide as far as I can tell. I mean I've never had an issue with the width of hard shoes. And it's obvious that this is my first time on this board or around there. How could you expect me to post my body that being the case?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                these are also unflexed, I dont flex on my measurements thats cheating,

                I can't flex while fricking someone and look in the mirror

                I do my measurements unflexed as well, except upper arm (probably because I saw everyone else measuring it flexed lol)

                Plus I don't even lift run or walk much. Imagine what'll happen to my legs when I decide to make things right with my lifestyle. I hate that. I think slim tall legs are so stylish and I cringe every time I look at myself in a floor mirror.

                I guess we have different goals then since I do want to grow my legs a lot. I don't know if it's even possible for you to shrink your calves tho, there's no stimulus to remove since you barely use them as it is, and while you could try just losing weight you'll probably end up losing more mass from the rest of your body which would make your calves look bigger in comparison. Besides training all the other muscles hard as frick while rolling around in a wheelchair for the rest of the day, I can't think of a tenable solution.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Post your legs I want to see if it’s edema

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >edema
                No just autistic toe walking and my dad has big calves

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Plus I don't even lift run or walk much. Imagine what'll happen to my legs when I decide to make things right with my lifestyle. I hate that. I think slim tall legs are so stylish and I cringe every time I look at myself in a floor mirror.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >6ft 165

        Post body. I want to see your malformed body.

        Btw are you feet also very wide, in fact is your whole leg below the knee rather puffy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Very interesting theory. My dad has huge calves and is very autistic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not OP but my calves are massive, they're thicker than most people's thighs and I can no longer shop at thrift stores because skinny/slim jeans have been fashionable long enough that there are no longer baggy pants these days.
      I legit have to wear milsurp or dress pants and it's annoying.
      I don't even train calves, I think I got them cause I was an autistic frick as a kid and would walk on my toes all the time cause I liked dinosaurs a lot. Now I'm cursed to not be able to wear most pants.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post pic

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Donate them to me fatgay. I have zero calves.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    17 inch calves
    22 inch thighs
    5'8

    do I ever hit legs again? I need to drop 20-40 more, but I was fat prior. Please tell me I can just replace legs for cardio

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe not calves but you should certainly train your thighs, I'm 165cm and I have 24" thighs and I don't consider them to be particularly large

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they're actually 25 but i have a fair bit of loose skin

        I gotta find out once they cut my shit off but I pray to never have to do legs again, they take from my upper recovery imo, I go hard as frick on legs

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          these are also unflexed, I dont flex on my measurements thats cheating,

          I can't flex while fricking someone and look in the mirror

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    People are just jelly

    Just bee yourself and embrace your gigantic calves

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can you post a pic of ur calves? id kill to have huge calves

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is the perk of dressing in oversized clothes? why is this a burger thing? JUGE shorts, JUGE t shirts, JUGE hoodies, JUGE suits.
    but why

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Use a wheelchair for a few months, that should do the trick

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