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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So my future wife is currently 6 years old. Hopefuel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit, my neighbour's kid is 6

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This never happens in reality. They will go 10 years max, that's it. Sure there are outlier 1 in 10,000 cases where a lot of money is also involved, you will not be one of those cases, I promise you that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My mother was 19 when she started dating my father, who was 39 at the time. He was just a construction foreman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        vai dormir

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah
        It's usually the extremes of the spectrum
        It's either poors (your family) getting married to a 40 year old when they're teenagers, or very rich men getting trophy wife bimbos

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lucky I'm poor and therefore can marry a teenager when I'm old

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >never happens in reality

      I'm in my mid 30s and my girlfriend is 18. Money is not involved, I'm a poorgay and she knew that going in.

      Protip: be a kinky motherfricker and scour places like fetlife for local teenage bawds with daddy issues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day!!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          we got a white incel knight.
          M'lady *tips hat*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you are a creep

          femcels detected

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit you are a creep

          hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
          the seething roast beefs
          tick tock, time's up!
          speaking of which, it's time for me to go "creep" on some young girls on tik tok
          they love it, i love it, you hate it
          #WINNING

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          Holy shit you are a creep

          Don't care, I will raise her as my irl daughter-fu and there's nothing you can do about it, roastie.

          I'm 31. Youngest I went was 21 when I was 29 and it literally felt like I was babysitting a child. That alone was not worth the pussy. I can understand maybe smashing some drunk bawd you meet in a bar one night, but to actually make one your GIRLFRIEND is literal mental illness.

          >literal mental illness
          Don't care, I like being a caregiver and give young women rules and structure.

          [...]
          Fricking teenage girls is not gonna make up for your loveless adolescence

          Better teenage girls than your old, busted ass.

          I'm gonna strongly advise against this. When I was in my late 30's I had a gf who was 18 and it was great for a few months but it absolutely ruined my attraction to women my age and I only want to frick teenagers now and I just feel broken.

          >I just feel broken
          Sounds like a you problem.

          Lmao, everyone calls you a creep like she had no say in the matter.

          No, don't you get it? Women are strong, independent, and don't need anyone to tell them what to do, unless of course they decide to be with an older dominant male because, as my girlfriend puts it, all the males in their age range are weak and act like children.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            based
            >all the males in their age range are weak and act like children.
            so do the women, its almost like 18yos are moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit you are a creep

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why? It would still be legal here if she was 16.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          t. seething roastie hag

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know you're an anon trolling but there actually are hags that think like that and think that word has any power over a man enjoying a happy, healthy relationship with his younger girlfriend.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          show breasts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also in my mid thirties and teenagers disgust me.
        But women my own age look like shit.
        Can't win

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Teenager and I feel the same way. Women your age are ugly AF but girls my age are disgusting with dyed hair and obesity and piercings and minority friends. Please advise!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 31. Youngest I went was 21 when I was 29 and it literally felt like I was babysitting a child. That alone was not worth the pussy. I can understand maybe smashing some drunk bawd you meet in a bar one night, but to actually make one your GIRLFRIEND is literal mental illness.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had an 18 year old gf for a couple of semesters at 21 and she was dumb as hell. I'm sure there's smarter 18 year olds out there but you're not wrong about babysitting a child

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it literally felt like I was babysitting a child
          you mean a straight relationship, yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dated a 21 yr old at age 28/29, can confirm it was super fricking annoying. College girl pussy is great and all but after a point I was tired of dealing with 21 year old bullshit. She was super smart but just not experienced enough.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
        the seething roast beefs
        tick tock, time's up!
        speaking of which, it's time for me to go "creep" on some young girls on tik tok
        they love it, i love it, you hate it
        #WINNING

        Fricking teenage girls is not gonna make up for your loveless adolescence

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        congrats, hopefuel cradle robber energy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna strongly advise against this. When I was in my late 30's I had a gf who was 18 and it was great for a few months but it absolutely ruined my attraction to women my age and I only want to frick teenagers now and I just feel broken.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i've been with 4 18/19 year olds. two sexually. maybe i haven't met the right older woman but at this point i'm pretty sure i would rather be alone than be with a woman who is my age (39)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao, everyone calls you a creep like she had no say in the matter.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >all the virgins and incels mad
        Keep it up with the underage pussy bro cheers

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I congratulate you but I can't stand women that age anymore, it's just too much zooming moronation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sage advice

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        extremely based, I'm 36 and my gf is 18.
        went back for my phd and met her in college.

        Also in my mid thirties and teenagers disgust me.
        But women my own age look like shit.
        Can't win

        I'm 31. Youngest I went was 21 when I was 29 and it literally felt like I was babysitting a child. That alone was not worth the pussy. I can understand maybe smashing some drunk bawd you meet in a bar one night, but to actually make one your GIRLFRIEND is literal mental illness.

        most women in general act like children in my experience you have to look hard for the right one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you will not be one of those cases, I promise you that.
      Frick off back to the synagogue.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 35 and my gf is 23 but yeah I actually agree with you. It’s very rare and your dating pool of quality women (attractive, not dumb, not insane) definitely gets smaller as you get older, and you hav to go through the trash to find one. I got lucky, but even my gf has some daddy issues.
      Frick b***hes and try to settle down at 30. Mid 30s is pushing it. 40s is nearly impossible unless you want a walled roastie with 50 body count.

      People like to cope and fantasize that they will find a perfect young trad wife late in their lives. Almost NEVER happens.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody can do it except me
        I met my girlfriend at 21. But you’re a moron. Obviously the younger you settle down the better usually, but what the frick are guys supposed to do, roll over and die? You only lose when you stop trying anons

        https://i.imgur.com/ylgkFza.jpg

        How can I tell if someone at my gym is from IST?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          can do it except me
          Yes, and?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's because you're obsessed with very young women like many men, If you up your limit to early 30s then the pool only get bigger each year because women date up in age almost exclusively

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >complain about your gf having daddy issues, when the only reason she's with you is BECAUSE she has daddy issues, 23 year old dating 35 year old IST browsing man
        lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sure there are outlier 1 in 10,000 cases
      The world pop is close to 8b 1 in 10k Is still a lot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you have a lot of money, you just have harem of sugar-babies. usually upper middle class men who were losers at their 20s make this kind of marriages.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        those woman have ugly fricking feet, could never date a woman with ugly feet

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          As long as they have smooth armpits i dont care

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2 years ago when I was 34 I was dating a 21 year old. Not rich, I worked as a fricking barista, lel. Though I do look younger for my age.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Women are attracted to older men and the sharp decline doesn't occur until you hit your 50s (Assuming you maintain yourself and kept low bf+hair)

      Everything else is mostly a social pressure. But high age gap with sub 27 years old women is purely trophy tier, They're borderline children, It's only when women hit their 30s that high age gap are rarely weird, even 25+ years gap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      33 poor (carpenter) manlet with 8/10 face and dating a 21 year old in a sorority, started dating when she was 18, kys

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >in a sorority
        third worlder detected, literally who gives a shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >sorority
          >third world

          i dont think thats even a thing in uropoors, you are a fricking moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It certainly does. A lot of girls I know are frickin morons with daddy issues and they choose disgusting old shits instead of handsome fit men their age... It's hilarious and sad at the same time. I hate women.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >completely white hair at 45
    Lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >fricking better pussy than you at 45
      Lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I don't base my self-worth on worthless insta bawds, pajeet.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >26y old prostitute
        >better pussy
        Hahahahahahahahaha

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >l-lmao his hair
      ? who would even care? hes fricking hot ass pussy at 45

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >complete head of hair at 45
      yeah I'm jelly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think they dye it to hide salt and pepper, and choose white instead of some uniform brown that looks like onions sauce

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S0YA SAUCE*

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Introduce yourself and say you're 'mirin'.
    Don't actually do this the person had no fricking idea what I was talking about. We still got on okay but I feel like it soured what could have actually been a solid gym bro relationship into just a casual acquaintanceship.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just ask them if they're 'feelin fit?'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You feeling fit there buddy?

      I am but a fortunate lad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I am but a fortunate lad.

      Im just a lucky guy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You feeling fit there buddy?

      These guys know

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You feeling fit there buddy?

      This was the exchange made up a few years back

      >Feeling fit buddy?
      >I’m just a lucky guy

      That’s the code for fitizens

      Glad someone remembers.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do they stare constantly at their shoes and mumble to themselves?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You feeling fit there buddy?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This was the exchange made up a few years back

      >Feeling fit buddy?
      >I’m just a lucky guy

      That’s the code for fitizens

      Ctrl f "buddy"
      Found 2 lucky guys
      They also had a color code scheme for shirt colors.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flex a 'cep

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just look for the fat greasy moron spouting about israelites and seed oil.
    Anyone using the term g0yslop is a good giveaway

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look in the mirror

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Walk up to them and ask if theyre feeling fit.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We could all where blue shirts tomorrow

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lacks both in precision and recall. How about we wear specific colors on specific days and go by the patterns recorded over time. We’ll also bring notebooks so we can record the colors each person wears and on which days

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        found an aspi

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IST has a call sign specifically for this, used in gatherings and to teat the waters to see if a normie is a ISTizen.
    When you see someone say, “You mirin brah” and the other person should say, “I’m faurkin zyzz brah”.
    It helped find some friends

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We’ll someone at my gym clearly is.
    This was up the entirety of last Sunday

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the bloat lord is known everywhere, not just IST

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        no he's not

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          PewDiePie did a video on him, he's mainstream now. Even my zoomer sister knows who he is.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You go multiple times on different days and see if they abide the IST color code of course

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was the exchange made up a few years back

    >Feeling fit buddy?
    >I’m just a lucky guy

    That’s the code for fitizens

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >How to tell
    Pen and paper instead of recording sets on their phone
    Smelly
    Autistic demeanour
    Stares at people

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huge wiener. Frauding. 6’5+. Sigma. Etc.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >26
    and she still looks like an old hag

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are some men bothered by an age difference? I understand why older women try to shame it, but why men? Is it just that they feel they can't compete with older men?

    Because logically there really is nothing wrong with a large age difference.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's always jealousy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, makes sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i think its funny. im 31 and shes 20 its like taking care of a sassy high functioning child but I've grown fond of leading her.she naggs me about moving in with me too, i think its cute i might go for it. its nice going places she hasn't been at before and the sex is great. men who shame it are morons. women your age are not for you young men, its that simple, you have no leverage. the ride or die unicorns are a dying breed wake up.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This hurts so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        do you have enough shinies to impress grandma anon? back in her day she farmed shiny deoxis. she even made it to Mirage Island.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Even I didn't get to Mirage Island because I stopped playing at gen 2.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i made it there once. ONCE imagine my disappointment when it was just berries.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What hurts most is that he's probably the best looking person of his family's lifetime

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dear lord, he asked someone to take the picture, he saw it and said "yeah i 'll post this on reddit"

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell does a 45-year-old man have experientially in common with a 26-year-old girl? Use your brain cells

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nothing but money and stability. probs an easy life and al she has to do is call him daddy 3 times a week.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A 26 yo? Both have graduated, both have travelled, both work, both have hobbies since they have an income. Just off the top of my head

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Suuuure lmfao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Which one of those dont you believe?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 29 and have no degree and never had a job.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A passion for 3D puzzles. He has been collecting them since the 70s. She just got into it and is hooked.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can be many things like life philosophy, similar plans for the future, hobbies, etc. etc.

      But why is it important to have a lot in common. If that's the measure of a succesful relationship I'll just date myself. It's ying and yang, opposites attract etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Both are human beings, so it's better than bestiality gays.

      Both have compatible genitals toward each others so it's better than gay gays.

      In so far, I cannot point to what is wrong, extra-marital relationship perhaps.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    YO LIL DONNIE

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My future wife is 4 now

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they stare at their phones
    If they stare at women
    If they do 2 sets at ~4 rpe
    They’re very likely IST

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >31
    >dating a 17 but as of now she's 18 for 2 months
    >she DOES come from a poor family who is on every single assistance imaginable
    >doesn't even have air condition in her house in texas of all places

    Am I taking advantage of this? She's easily a diamond in the rough even by super stringent standards. I fell hard for the 'save the poor girl,' trope and honestly the moment i saw her I fell....hard. I kid you not hanging out at her parents house is a strain on me just because no air condition but man I can't help myself just freeze and stare at her playing with her little siblings outside in the yard. Her parents are practically throwing her at me because I make above average money where we live and could easily give her an easy life....I just don't have reservations. She's so young that I'm worried of having a full on human being be dependent on me and could frick her life up.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah you’re good bud. just make sure she doesnt get FOMO for being a bawd. if you manage to navigate that there are practically no downsides

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly she's graduating next year due to having to miss a year due to money problems. I AM waiting to see what she decides though if she does adamantly want to go to college or not. I will be putting things into play around Jan of next year for her to full decide either me or she can further her own life...by herself.

        >Am I a pedo?

        she was above aoc

        buy her an AC nerd. is she mexican? latinos dont mind older men dating their women if you take care of them.

        Yeah latina. The thing is I don't know where the line is where I'm not stepping over the line. If I buy her a window unit for her room am I stepping over the line that now only she has ac and the rest of the house doesn't? When she's with me I'm fine spending on her because even 100$ petty cash is a fortune to her but when it comes to her and her family is where I'm a little iffy. They don't like her coming to my place alone just because of her age which I understand but I still remember the first time she came over (with permission) the first thing she did was pass out on the couch while I was getting her something to drink because of the air condition. I will say though I felt like a freak just watching her sleep yet I couldn't stop looking at her.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How'd you meet her?
          I want a qt poor gf to impress with my possession of air conditioning
          >also in TX btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This happened me, met my gf when she was 19 and I was 30, when she turned 22 she broke up because all her single friends were bawdting it up and she got jealous

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Am I a pedo?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      buy her an AC nerd. is she mexican? latinos dont mind older men dating their women if you take care of them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      support her interests and aspirations whether it's career, education (practical or not) or artistic. don't make it an unhealthy relationship where she's 100% reliant on you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up broad

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey buddy, feelin fit?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31 and my girlfriend is 25.
    Not the greatest age gap but I will still surprised when she was cool with it.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    snap a photo of them and post it here, if they reply and threaten to beat the frick out of you they're from fit. There's a ylyl photo floating around IST where that happened, think it was in Australia.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know for a fact that a guy from my gym is from /b/
    >his gf is a huge bawd who posts her ass, underwear, loose outfits, etc on IG all day and night
    >shills her OnlyFans there too
    >see shitloads of pictures of her over the course of a few months
    >get on /b/ one day
    >see a poorly-covered picture from her instagram (pic sorta related, different pic but censored in the same way)
    >same sex toy wall, same sheets, same tats
    >poster is saying he shares her with her ex from her hometown on the weekends, waits around to frick her while she tells him all about it each Sunday night
    >ask "is this James?"
    >he responds with ":)"
    James if you're reading this, let me hit. My dick's probably bigger than her ex's anyway.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Could you drop a weight on James' head for being such a pathetic cuck?

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey man what you up to this weekend
    >nothing

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pretty girls in here today, eh?
    >dude you actually thing those are- sorry nevermind

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do the jannies have to come by with the vacuum cleaner every time i'm benching?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *does neck exercises*

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone wear a helmet to the gym on Friday July 22nd. Doesn’t matter what kind. I’m gonna wear a hockey helmet (with cage) for the duration of my 2hr lift. If you don’t own a helmet, just wear ski boots instead of your normal shoes. If you don’t own ski boots, wear a cape. If you don’t own a cape, make one out of a bed sheet. See you guys Friday!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Please dont do it

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im a dyel from a shitty state from beanerland
    the probabilities are extremely low, everyone who lifts here either is a well built normalgay, people on their 40s with great strenght but beer guts or dyels who give up after a month

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >feelin fit buddy?

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spaghetti spilling

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The question is why you'd want to know.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah, I'm from IST

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whip your dick out in between sets and make chimp noises. Those in the know will respond accordingly

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >question is about how to tell if someone is from fit
    >140 replies later the thread just becomes yet another "yeah im in my late 20s, 30s still single still on IST dating a super hot teenage girl" IST thread

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