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How can I unlock Obelix mode?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who? What is that?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You uncultured swine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kys zoom zoomie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        rent free

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Literally and canonically roids overdose

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wdym? He just has big bones, that's all

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fall in a cauldron of magic potion as a baby. Also eat hogs and do some strongman lifting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Asterisk appreciator.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Asterix

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stole my comment
      I remember that but does anyone remember why this homie was always walking around with a boulder on his back?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        White man's burden

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was selling them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That sound vaguely familiar. Why hasn't there been a new Asterix movie yet? Last one was kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't know, I've never liked the Asterix movies, the cartoons and the comics are God tier and nothing can compare to them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because only capeshit needs an endless stream of movies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not what I said at all but yeah that's been the market trend for a while unfortunately but apparently even capeshit is dying off

                Have some real Asterix kino

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's not surprising because they are all pretty shit except for the last animated one (The Secret of the Magic Potion). This and tintin are two animated movies I actually want sequels for but am still waiting

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    like this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ogrepilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know who this guy is but I want to be his friend

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      like this

      oooooh putain comment il se goinfre

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to think some people are counting their calories.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Be ethnic fr*nch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's Breton tho

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread op 🙂

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is literally me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too avant-garde for them peasants.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have come to know more about ancient history from reading Asterix than what school taught me.
    Public education, ladies and gents.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to Asterix I consider the French my brothers

    t. Italian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uderzo (the illustrator) was the son of Italian immigrants to France
      Goscinny (the writer) was the son of israeli immigrants from Poland who lived in France, Argentina, and the US

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek I know I even visited Park Asterix when I was a child, hope it's still open

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Astérix is french culture, any other opinion is cope and therefore useless.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, and Blake and Mortiner is british culture

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [anon, was minding his business, until a chap was knocking his shoulder...]
            By jove, mate, this is quite the peculiar pill. A pill of the red color, like blood. Let me tell, my dear fellow, how Olrich this bloody brute, was stealing these pills like a dog from the Yorkshire stealing sausages from a Scottish market.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the wizard on top of the mountain asking which pile of towels was washed with the detergent of gods

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read all these comics as a teen religiously then stopped, but decades later I remember nothing about what it was all about. I don't know anything about the characters or plots. Just recognize some of the images of them.
    It's just all gone from my memory banks. I did do a lot of alcohol/drugs and partying during my 20s so it's probably that which wiped out my long term memories. I just remember it being pretty good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read them again, they're an even better read as an adult especially because of the occasional "racism"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool. Reading them again would be like reading them for the first time, unless it will trigger some deep memories and it will flood back. Memory is weird like that.
        I read them in the early to mid nineties, so all the books before 1990. Used to borrow them from the school library and bring them home to read. I remember being really exited about starting the next book in the series.
        Are the ones after 1990 just as good?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As a fellow boomer I have no idea, I don't even want to know if it got pozzed but maybe some anons here can enlighten us. (I re-read the ones I had as a child, the big ones with carboard covers)

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any of you played this game? I got it from a cereal box when I was a kid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT2aaL8AwVU

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No but I played the old Infogrames one, it was very hard, just like every other game these psychos made.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Infogrames
        You made me recall Alone in The Dark, great game.
        Wow,...it's been a while since the early 90s.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CORAD (centuria of romans a day)

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