How did he do it? How did he become so strong?

Heracles was a real person, though maybe his image was aggrandized
I used to think I was half greek until I took a DNA test and found out I'm fricking Arab
I grew up my whole life thinking he was my ancestor, but in fact I was not
I accept the Christian God as the true image of Zeus (Deus Pater)
I want to make Jove proud.
Specifically how to I get a sick abdomen like this? I want my abdomen to be swole as frick
frick the gay v-shred shit I want to be herculean.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Arabs and Greeks do have one thing in common - pic related.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is that even a legal wrestling move?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty standard dick-lock. It's only banned if you turn into a submission-throw.
        In judo, we call it chimpo-gatame

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro is a statue is not real

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Greeks of this age, i.e. pre-bronze age collapse, were an entirely different species of "man" than what we have today. Many of the Greeks in legend were direct descendants of the Indo-European conquerors, the first to ride horses and who subsisted on their pastural animals (mostly meat, cheeses, dairy products). To the conquered, who lived solely on grains in longhouse communes serving and obey fat gaia, these men must've looked like gods, Orders of magnitude taller, strength that was barely matched with three grown "men", and scariest of all they were beautiful while doing these things. Their feats were embellished to some degree, but many of them, especially the aristocratic class who spent nearly all of their time training for war, looked much like this.
    Keep in mind, these Men were of a genetically superior disposition, even compared to the strong whites today (our closest comparison in today's time is the icelandics) it will be next to impossible without gear. But If you truly dedicate yourself to the task, you might be able to do it natty. It will require an insane level of sacrifice and commitment (No going out with friends for shitty IPA).
    Good luck anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's all great and dandy but sadly they were dicklets. a tall gangly mf who's packing that schmeat will mog them into the dirt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >muh dick
        Make sure you let you wife's boyfriend buy you a nintendo switch for being such a good cuckhold.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          it's true though. your dick is the most imporant proxy for your masculinity in this day and age. you should hear girls say about dicklets, much worse than manelts. i'm close to 7" and it's still inadequate. I can't even imagine being sub 6", I'd kms asap ngl

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            you're a moron. The "small penis in Greek status" is because you're too pornobrain to realise that:

            Most of those statues are depictions of non-sexual contexts, and because of this, the men are soft because they are DOING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T JACKING OFF BECAUSE EXISTENCE AND GREATNESS INVOLVES MORE THAN COOMING

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I know it's flaccid my homie, but it's like one inch flaccid. brutal. those were better times though, when your masculinity wasn't tied to your dick size in the way it is now. now you can be tall, aesthetic with a big frame, and if you're not swinging down there it's all over

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you have zero concept of how much a flaccid dick can grow because you have inferior genetics

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                in the play lysistrata by aristophanese a woman talks about her 6 inch dildo so dick size was probably about that funny thig i foun was that in some translations its described as 5 inches (dicklets seething)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        These athletes were possibly posing after a sauna, so the minidick is pretty realistic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      meds. NOW

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's a /misc/tard.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's always so strange to see schizobabble like this and be reminded that religious beliefs are not considered mental illness in our society.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is what roids does to a mfs pp. Anyway, wasn't he dragging giant marble blocks up ramps or something?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to think I was half greek until I took a DNA test and found out I'm fricking Arab

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I used to think I was half greek until I took a DNA test and found out I'm fricking Arab
    Congratulations Gilgamesh is your ancestor now

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was half god

    Also, he wasn't real, anon

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    arabs have greek features btw not the other way around, you're still part mutt but 95% of the pop is

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