How do college chicks stay so fit despite eating junk and drinking all the time?

How do college chicks stay so fit despite eating junk and drinking all the time?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sex is excersise

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1>3>2
    /thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a 2>1>3 for me king

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fair cop. I feel 2 is somehow related to both but it eludes me to what that relation entails. This information is in no way relevant to the ranking of them but I still felt it needed to be said.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reddit tier verbiage, die immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My man, you really just rolled out of bed and chose violence today, huh?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Violence is not the answer.
        Violence is a question, and sometimes the answer is yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2 1 3 and it’s not even close

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2-1-3
      you complete shit niggger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I nigree akshually

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all of you need your eyes checked
      3 > 1 > 2

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      3>1>2
      Blonde with tanned skin is trashy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >trashy
        That chick is more well off than you and your next 2 generations combined most likely.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      1>2>3, easy

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They exercise and dont eat much
    Maybe adderall or something
    And stress from exams and shit burn calories

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      During school I would walk up to 5 miles a day between classes. It was not insignificant and when I graduated I gained a few lbs.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't
    90% of college stacies look like shit 2 years after graduation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even earlier
      Id say by senior year they look like shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This but would say even before. Around junior year they started to put on weight, now that its senior its a lot of L's. Most good-looking girls are only 1-2 years into college.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Correct

      https://i.imgur.com/spkDEap.jpeg

      How do college chicks stay so fit despite eating junk and drinking all the time?

      You start with chicks that barely stopped growing up frick around and find out. They're thin enough that 10, 15 pounds doesn't make them look terrible, but they just continue in a slow motion downhill

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kill, Marry, Frick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tons get fat.
    My college gf stayed fit, and she ate like shit, but she played soccer, was the best skier on the team, and we would go to the mountains every weekend to ski or hike.
    She was Puerto Rican though, so it could just be that her goblina genes didn't kick in yet. Still looks good from what I see online.
    Had bad and a rape kink, would pass out from sleeping meds and let me free use her holes. Hated anal, but loved waking up with cum in her ass because she got off on being violated. Good times. Miss that sweet sweet girl.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like someone who was molested when they were younger. I noticed if that happens they turn into a nypho freak but tend to also be more unstable than average. Good times though if you can handle it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nice larp

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Jealous or just ignorant?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ignorant libtard believing his roastie professors feminist teachings.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Neither, I just know a larp when I see one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so what happened? why did you break up

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but she doesn't sound very mentally stable. Good for a little bit of fun but not for long term anything or God forbid the mother of your children.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They unironically do faster cardio and OMAD. Basically, they wake up, slam coffee and possibly adderall and cocaine, do fasted cardio, don’t eat all day until something very light right before they get blackout drunk, and then maybe pig out on some drunk food before falling asleep.

    But mostly, this is just youth and genetics.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's called youth
    When you're 15-19, you can get away with a lot of bad habits
    The truth is that most of these party girls peak at 18, then crash hard in their 20s

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Their bad habits haven't caught up with them yet

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eating disorders, Anon. Not even joking. You can’t eat shit and drink hard regularly and stay looking good, you can’t exercise past that. Either they flame out during college and look terrible by junior year, or they maintain an eating pattern that could only be described as an eating disorder.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Anon has never heard of the freshman 15
    Those three either don't eat garbage, plain don't eat, or this picture was taken early in the year before they ballooned. The girls who eat Slop in the Box and Raising Gains three times a day are the ones you see with double chins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >slop in the box
      >raising gains
      >carbo bell
      >Mclovehandles
      >gunter king
      >whatabelly
      >Chick-fat-A
      >chubway
      >big caesars

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    legal and illegal drugs
    purging

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    As a 40 year old man, how do I get girls like these?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Have access to drugs and our own place and a tinder account

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i did a lot of drugs for years and it never got me any b***hes, just a messed up brain & liver

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rape

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be an NFL player

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just b urself

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shouldn't you be going for someone closer to your age you gross cradle robber?
      Half your age plus seven: the youngest you should be concerning yourself with is a 27 year old.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What difference does it make?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So you don't piss off the old ladies.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            That makes it even better though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’m sure he’s trolling and even if he’s not it’s not going to happen and even if it did he would have to be some rich celebrity so no one would care or think anything of it anyway regardless those girls look closer to 40 than 20

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        As soon as they're legal, they're fair game, and no amount of crying will change that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're a giant pussy . Fricking woman loving queer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual, roastie or b8?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        young girls are hotter than old women, stay mad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 32 and fricked an 18yo prostitute (legal here)

        If 18yo are old enough to be sex workers and frick 50yo guys for money then they're old enough to date them too

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we need to start shaming 35+ year old unmarried men

      >I'm a 40 year old and I'm fricking 20 year olds! Cope and seethe roastie!!!
      you're a hedonistic degenerate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This is an angry cat lady wine drunk shit posting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if you're 35+ and you don't have sex with these 18-20 year old girls but instead date them with the intent of marriage whilst saving yourself for marriage?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're still a bad guy because reee you need to man up and date used goods aged out roasties with tyrone's baby I had fun in my 20s but look I made myself available just for you now that I'm 30+ with a blown out pussy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao it really do be like that.
            Roasties bought into the wild sex experimentation of your 20s thinking that a legion of sex starved bloomer good boys will leap to wife them in when they're in their 30s on the verge of their ovaries completely drying up (as if they already aren't from a decade of birth control abuse).

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao it really do be like that.
            Roasties bought into the wild sex experimentation of your 20s thinking that a legion of sex starved bloomer good boys will leap to wife them in when they're in their 30s on the verge of their ovaries completely drying up (as if they already aren't from a decade of birth control abuse).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Money. That's literally it.
      >t. 42 year old man with money.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have plenty of money, how do I use it to get 20 year old women on my dick?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      be successful, single, fit, handsome, smart, and actually be a genuinely great guy in all respects. works for me, should be getting married in a couple years but there's no rush and I have my pick.

      Money. That's literally it.
      >t. 42 year old man with money.

      yes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >there's no rush
        that depends, do you want to meet your grandkids?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yeah of course but anyone with two brain cells to knock together would rather be alone forever than end up with the wrong girl.
          If that means I'm 50 when I have kids so what? We're all living on borrowed time anyway.
          I'm 36 and don't bother talking to girls who are in their 30s outside of a professional context.
          It's an absolute waste of everyone's time.
          Having attractive 20 year olds around at least has the possibility of being fun.
          My current work affords the opportunity to be with 20-mid 30s women constantly and tbh it's not that great being surrounded by women all the time.
          More annoying than anything else; very few know how to listen and if they see you as a peer they tend to be exceedingly argumentative and negative by nature. Just a total lack of socialization. It's embarrassing tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’re expired homie nobody wants you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      money, charm, good reputation, being in a position of power. Same way all the other 40 year olds do it. Common among all of them as well is the noticeable difference in maturity that eventually breaks down the relationship

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      keep shooting for the stars old bro

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be rich. If you’re asking this question then that means you’re probably not rich. So hire young prostitutes.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do college white girls age so poorly. I can convincingly pretend to be an upperclassman at some random ass college (if I go clean shaven), despite being 28. Of course, I barely drink alcohol and limit my sun exposure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do college white girls age so poorly
      At the very minimum: late nights of partying with binge drinking, then waking up early for their creative writing class at 8AM

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I look so young guys I’m 37 and everyone thinks I’m 24 I’m so hot and youthful

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    staying slim while young is easy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    chads' cums do wonders

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The gift of youth

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based of what my sister does, even if she orders a shit ton of food she actually microeats and will ration it out over 3-4 days if she doesn’t just throw it away. My dad (fat) came to me worried about her not eating and when I looked into it I realized she was just trying to stay fit since she didn’t run track or play basketball anymore. The girls with tighter bodies probably do yoga or pilates.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls like this don't actually do any work in college because they are getting MRS degrees. They have plenty of time to take care of themselves. As soon as these roasties lock down a man with money it all catches up to them. The ones that actually do work in school get chubby and hopefully, but not likely, lose the weight later. It's fricking grim in America.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    your genetics suck i could drink and do drugs all day and eat taco and still weigh 150 at 6'1" from 18-26 shit i prob could still but frick that

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pedophilia is still illegal no matter how much you act up.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Probably drugs and partying.
    I live in a city with alot of tweakers and most of them have 10% bodyfat, it makes sense because drugs frick up your appetite. Meth also probably makes you burn shitloads of calories because you're tweaking and moving all the time.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most of the fit ones are freshman. By the time it’s 3rd year they’ve put on 20 pounds. Trust me I’ve seen it happen to multiple women. I also go to SDSU which probably has some of the fittest/hottest chicks.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your baseball team is bad.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >eating
    Guess again.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're not fit, they're simply thin.

    Which is absolutely fine, but we all know what will happen in 10 years if they remain physically inactive.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They’ll die? Like sharks?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only if our of water for too long.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a freshman, I got the freshman -1 and I maintained my weight thereafter until I intentionally bulked many years later. Why am I like this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are a good person.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see a lot of college age girls at my gym. When you’re young and exercising frequently, you can absolutely get away with eating like shit and drinking.

    Plenty girls I went to highschool with completely abandoned exercise once they hit college and sure enough they look like shit. One girl I knew was an absolute 10/10 Stacy. She played volleyball, I had a huge crush on her. Then a few years go by, I completely forgot about her, and when looking for a good fap one day I go to her Facebook and it was like a completely different person. When I say she put on at least 130 pounds, I’m not even close to exaggerating. She looks like shit. What a shame, she could have been making easy 6 figures on onlyfans if she kept exercising.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Same with men homie, nobody wants some crusty middle aged “late bloomer”

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Combination of drugs, anorexia, peer pressure, and relatively low stress. The amphetamines and cocaine suppress appetite. Rushing a nice sorority gets you access to sorority food, which is generally nicer than the standard college mess hall food. Of course, once you're in the sorority, there is a lot of incentive to keep your appearance up. They aren't there to study, that is for nerds and poor kids trying to keep their scholarships. All they have to do is look good, string along some beta orbiters to do the work for her, and suck off the right TAs/professors. Their ultimate goal is to lock down an elite frat Chad who will be handed a job after graduation. Then life will be all good from there.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6.5/10>7/10>7.5/10

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You’ve lost your rabbit ass mind.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they aren't going to be eating 3 square meals a day while doing that
    if they want to stay fit they'd literally just drink(and throw up) 90% of their calories while being active
    so they'll either blow up if they want to eat or age up fast if they live like that

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Newsflash: Not every girl in college drinks and rides wiener all day. Lots just want to do well in school and focus on that. Most are pretty health conscious as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody on this board has ever spoken to a girl before so I wouldn’t expect them to believe you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Lots only ride wieners half the day while focusing on being indoctrinated by judeo-globalist liberalism for the rest
      ah, college.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They burn the calories off by sucking wiener like your mom

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every fricking day. Every corner of the internet
    >How is X so thin???
    They don't sit on their ass and stuff their face all day
    https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/comments/yruwz1/i_should_have_known_eating_less_is_the_quickest/
    >The first comment

    For most people, 90% of weight loss is about controlling food intake. Adding exercise is a great idea for general health, but for weight loss it’s really just a fine-tuning that can adjust the rate of weight loss only after you’ve gotten food intake under control. Or as they say, “you can’t outrun your fork.”

    There’s another great quote btw from a running coach who was asked why some of his runners were overweight even though they ran every day. He answered “They run five miles a day, but they eat ten miles a day.” lol. (I might have the quote a little wrong but that was the gist)

    This is not fricking rocket science
    I recently watched The Killer, in it Michael Fassbenders character, in voiceover, gets to a really insightful point about existing as a human, he says something along the lines of "Its endlessly fascinating to me how exhausting it is doing absolutely nothing"
    Its true, you and every other human on earth 'burn' most of your calories doing absolutely nothing
    Every day on this board and others, as well as every other fricking corner of the internet are people who are legitimately thrown by this
    >DURRR HOW DO I LOOSE WEITTT DURRR
    Eat less, that's it, just eat less, why do you overcomplicate this so fricking much

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Eat less, that's it, just eat less, why do you overcomplicate this so fricking much
      Durr but eating less makes me hungry, which doesn't feel good, and I have to feel good literally all the time!

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here for a good time, not for a long time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would've been cooler if she didn't drop her glasses

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a combination of peak healthy hormones, and sports or really just moving around

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok which one of you pricks did this?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what he said made her feel worse, because she knows it's true

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >biznatch neglects her husband
      >he leaves her for a better gash
      what did she expect?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    currently a freshman in uni, and i have lost ten pounds (152->142). I eat only one meal a day, but i only get between 1500-1700 cals at most per day, but i bike like three miles around campus and hit an hour workout everyday.

    i have never seen such good results.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 30 and missed my chance to frick early 20s college aged women

    it's over

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do college chicks stay so fit despite eating junk and drinking all the time?
    eating addies

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They hit the wall by 21-23

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY just their youth
    >then overnight looks 30 at 23
    men get it too

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calories in calories out still apply, you might see them eating junk, but sometimes that 600-800 calorie junk is their only meal of the day.
    A lot of them do exercise, even if its meme exercises.
    Trust me, the ones that are actually lazy and eat junk often, do look like shit

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Youth
    Caffeine
    Chad dick

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine, amphetamines and bulimia.

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    right for me boys

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    none of these girls are fit they are just thin and young

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    most college chick are fat bawds. slim college chicks are cardio bunnies still coasting on good genetics and youthful 19-20 year old metabolism.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They walk all fricking. They never stay at home for more than 5 mins.
    They forget to eat for entire days.
    They drink on empty stomachs.
    They routinely throw up.

    All these women hit the wall around 30 so hard unless a man guides them to the right path

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