How do ensure your sons end up chad?

How do ensure your sons end up chad?

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be a closeted fag and have your young son find the sex tapes I guess

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beat them when they need beating. Hug them when they need hugging. Fuck them wh *cough* I mean…yeah.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marry a woman whose male relatives are Chads

    Being a Chad is primarily genetic

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Being a Chad is primarily genetic
      What about those 6'2 gymbros who become trannies? how do you prevent that?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        ban garden gnomes from public life?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm American tho

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            so?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the difference?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Muttcraft

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              you are what you eat. mutt

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm Israel's dog
            Yeesh. You were fucked from the start.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        stay natty, duh

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        genetics, he already told you

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a solid chick preggo, a slim or two for pleasure is fine but get a solid 5'9 stocky brunette pregnant and if you are white and not a manlet a chad will be produced

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Only have children when you’re making 6 figures+ a year each between you and your wife
    >be a positive role model by being strong as fuck
    >get him into baseball or basketball (not football, you don’t want him to be a CTE moron)
    >make sure he spends a lot of time outside from birth

    Done

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baseball and moronball are both bad have him play hockey.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hockey is the true chad sport

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only sports that don't give you CTE are shit like golf and tennis.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up retard

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Most documented cases have occurred in athletes involved in striking-based combat sports, such as boxing, kickboxing, mixed martial arts, and Muay Thai—hence its original name dementia pugilistica (Latin for "fistfighter's dementia")—and contact sports such as American football, Australian rules football, professional wrestling, ice hockey, rugby, and association football (soccer),[1][4] in semi-contact sports such as baseball and basketball, and military combat arms occupations. Other risk factors include being in the military, prior domestic violence, and repeated banging of the head.[1]

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing moronball
    >chad
    ???

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes chads play sports dumbass

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Their mother must be tall and have masculine features.
    You didn't think there would be no cost?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is so retarded you might as well be wearing a helmet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This is so retarded you might as well be wearing a helmet

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking masculine features aren't attractive on a woman
      NGMI

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sports
    >winner/loser dichotomy
    >be financially well off so they don't wear shit clothes or have cheap shitty things growing up
    >socialize early and often

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    testosterone cream

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >testosterone cream

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Show them unconditional love as a toddler, slowly put conditions on them while being a mature and competent parental figure they can look to for guidance, be there for them emotionally, have tough conversations with them, encourage them to grow as individuals.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    teach them to lift and be an example for them

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    prenatal exposure to testosterone
    prenatal exposure to testosterone
    prenatal exposure to testosterone

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Care to extrapolate?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        cum inside your wife while she is pregnant

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you mean elaborate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      doesnt that make them gay?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        dOESNT it make oyu gay when i rekt ur lil buswy

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good roast, man. You got him good

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get them into hobbies, sports and clubs at a young age. Teach them how to eat well and when they start hitting puberty, get them into more intense physical fitness.
    Most importantly, be a role model of what to do.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force them to do sports and be social when they're young

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry a strong framed strong jawed cavewoman who can cook and has motherly traits
    don't have kids accidentally or irresponsibly, obviously.
    ignore literally all established parenting advice and greet your crying child with love, phyysical touch and make sure he knows he's your top priority. honestly if you don't smile at the thought of hugging your crying son instead of throwing him outside or whatever the fuck dr. steinberg and sons advises in the books your parents read growing up, you're not ready for kids.

    pubertymaxxing the shit out of him from 13-25

    most importantly lead by example, be his mentor and role model, not his boss.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do NOT listen to the fucking gay doctors when they tell you that gyno is normal, that a varicocele is harmless, etc., and test their hormones to make sure puberty happens and happens completely
    t. stopped growing at age 14 and still can't even grow a full beard a decade later

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup, if you notice your kid developing gyno get them on whatever treatment they give to pubescant children regarding gyno. I have great test levels but due to my mother saying gyno will go away on its own when I was 13 eventhough I begged her to take me to the doc I now have to dish out 6k for surgery and post surgery treatment. My mother also owes me 4.6k she refuses to repay.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related. Some of the best advice I've seen on this website. If you want Chad sons, become a Chad dad. Don't try to live through your son but be so inspirational and worthwhile as a human being that your son actively seeks to continue living the life you reared him in and lead by example.

    tl;dr Be a good man and your sons will be alright.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    marry women with big jaws

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >marry a physically and mentally strong tomboy
    >teach your children the importance of physical activity
    >encourage them to pick up some hobbies
    >???
    boom your son is a chad now unless you have trash-tier shitty genetics

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to say that decent nutrition is also important so your kid will reach his genetically possible maximum height by the end of puberty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marrying a
      >tomboy
      in the year 2022 will result in you getting divorced and your " le based tomboy gf " forcing your son to gender transition because he liked a pink shirt once

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You have no clue what a tomboy actually is

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can ensure your children are chads by being ( and staying ) a chad yourself.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    dont break them.

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    impregnate Stacy

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    repeal the 19th and the bad parts of law it caused

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    meds

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