>Iam a fuck buddy with several desperate single mothers above my age
how do i achieve this mode? i go to my local grocery store's wine section at least once a week
Solid is objectively the best. >Fought for peace >Cucked his dad's phantom >Cucked his dad, then his brother, then his father's MKULTRA'd boyfriend >Saved the world from a pile of AI's looking to turn the whole economy into a stimpak for global conflicts, while keeping the population censored through data gatekeeping >Died in his own terms, peacefully. >Was best buddies with otacon
You will never be a snake. You will always be a miserable phantom. A far cry from the legendary soldier, destined to be surpassed by his clones. You have no past and no future, and are nothing but s tool designed to fulfill his role, without any recognition. Paz will never come back and you will always carry the burden of not saving her life, dissociating from reality and building your own headcannon.
Solid is objectively the best. >Fought for peace >Cucked his dad's phantom >Cucked his dad, then his brother, then his father's MKULTRA'd boyfriend >Saved the world from a pile of AI's looking to turn the whole economy into a stimpak for global conflicts, while keeping the population censored through data gatekeeping >Died in his own terms, peacefully. >Was best buddies with otacon
CQC borrows a lot from aikido, judo, and other self defence martial arts. Not saying strike based martial arts aren't incorporated but a good chunk of CQC has to deal with disarming your opponent and incapacitating them through holds.
You need to suffer from mommy issues first.
Well I do, my mom is dead and Iam a fuck buddy with several desperate single mothers above my age.
>Iam a fuck buddy with several desperate single mothers above my age
how do i achieve this mode? i go to my local grocery store's wine section at least once a week
You sound like a friend of mine
eye removal 1 rep max
finasteride to keep mullet looking good
diet consisting of cooked snakes
and lastly lots of cigars
raw snakes are more like it
Venom snake is more based and objectively cooler
Solid is objectively the best.
>Fought for peace
>Cucked his dad's phantom
>Cucked his dad, then his brother, then his father's MKULTRA'd boyfriend
>Saved the world from a pile of AI's looking to turn the whole economy into a stimpak for global conflicts, while keeping the population censored through data gatekeeping
>Died in his own terms, peacefully.
>Was best buddies with otacon
Yikes imagine thinking this in 2023.
You will never be a snake. You will always be a miserable phantom. A far cry from the legendary soldier, destined to be surpassed by his clones. You have no past and no future, and are nothing but s tool designed to fulfill his role, without any recognition. Paz will never come back and you will always carry the burden of not saving her life, dissociating from reality and building your own headcannon.
Yup a normal non clone venom became big boss just by pure will. He is objectively the best
checkem
Underrated
Both gays
Find a physical training manual for the green berets. That's what he was before joining FOXHOUND
It's easy be a clone and learn cqc
What real life martial art would be the closest to CQC?
Um are you dumb? CQC is real life.
CQC borrows a lot from aikido, judo, and other self defence martial arts. Not saying strike based martial arts aren't incorporated but a good chunk of CQC has to deal with disarming your opponent and incapacitating them through holds.
Don't forget grappling, big boss knows how to hip toss and suplex aswell
> anon mentions judo
> don't forget grappling! He does hip throws.
Are you retarded?
There are youtube videos on this. I think someone counted 21 different martial arts in CQC, based on moves in the games.
Feed from a treefrog x failure
Also Solidus was the best Snake
Do a lot of squats because you're gonna need to hide and move in cardboard boxes.
IM NUCLEAR
La-li-lu-le-lo
Get beat up by a woman.
Start bulking on these