How do I achieve big Boss mode?

How do I achieve big Boss mode?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You need to suffer from mommy issues first.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Well I do, my mom is dead and Iam a frick buddy with several desperate single mothers above my age.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Iam a frick buddy with several desperate single mothers above my age
        how do i achieve this mode? i go to my local grocery store's wine section at least once a week

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a friend of mine

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    eye removal 1 rep max
    finasteride to keep mullet looking good
    diet consisting of cooked snakes
    and lastly lots of cigars

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      raw snakes are more like it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Venom snake is more based and objectively cooler

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Solid is objectively the best.
      >Fought for peace
      >Cucked his dad's phantom
      >Cucked his dad, then his brother, then his father's MKULTRA'd boyfriend
      >Saved the world from a pile of AI's looking to turn the whole economy into a stimpak for global conflicts, while keeping the population censored through data gatekeeping
      >Died in his own terms, peacefully.
      >Was best buddies with otacon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yikes imagine thinking this in 2023.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Both homosexuals

          You will never be a snake. You will always be a miserable phantom. A far cry from the legendary soldier, destined to be surpassed by his clones. You have no past and no future, and are nothing but s tool designed to fulfill his role, without any recognition. Paz will never come back and you will always carry the burden of not saving her life, dissociating from reality and building your own headcannon.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yup a normal non clone venom became big boss just by pure will. He is objectively the best

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              checkem

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Underrated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Solid is objectively the best.
      >Fought for peace
      >Cucked his dad's phantom
      >Cucked his dad, then his brother, then his father's MKULTRA'd boyfriend
      >Saved the world from a pile of AI's looking to turn the whole economy into a stimpak for global conflicts, while keeping the population censored through data gatekeeping
      >Died in his own terms, peacefully.
      >Was best buddies with otacon

      Both homosexuals

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Find a physical training manual for the green berets. That's what he was before joining FOXHOUND

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy be a clone and learn cqc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What real life martial art would be the closest to CQC?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Um are you dumb? CQC is real life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        CQC borrows a lot from aikido, judo, and other self defence martial arts. Not saying strike based martial arts aren't incorporated but a good chunk of CQC has to deal with disarming your opponent and incapacitating them through holds.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Don't forget grappling, big boss knows how to hip toss and suplex aswell

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            > anon mentions judo
            > don't forget grappling! He does hip throws.

            Are you moronic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        There are youtube videos on this. I think someone counted 21 different martial arts in CQC, based on moves in the games.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Feed from a treefrog x failure
    Also Solidus was the best Snake

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do a lot of squats because you're gonna need to hide and move in cardboard boxes.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      IM NUCLEAR

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    La-li-lu-le-lo

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get beat up by a woman.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Start bulking on these

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