How do I achieve chad USC football player mode?

How do I achieve chad USC football player mode?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be born with genetics that allow you to be in the top 10% of males in terms of frame and height, and also be wealthy enough to have a healthy diet since the day you're born.
    Also don't have overprotective parents willing to shut down every single chance you get to learn how to properly socialize because you're supposed to be a good little christian child and Christians dont do this and that and you should go to church 7 days a week

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eating healthy doesnt actually cost that much.
      Americans are just too lazy to learn how to cook

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're half right. A lot of people who think they eat "better than Americans" eat non-nutritious shit like rice for most of their meals. I can assure you the guys in that pic ate neither fast food or empty calories regularly while growing up.

        Be born with genetics that allow you to be in the top 10% of males in terms of frame and height, and also be wealthy enough to have a healthy diet since the day you're born.
        Also don't have overprotective parents willing to shut down every single chance you get to learn how to properly socialize because you're supposed to be a good little christian child and Christians dont do this and that and you should go to church 7 days a week

        lmao where did that last part come from?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel your pain, bro.
      >Noooo you can't hang out with your friends from school!
      >Nooooo you can't have a girlfriend, you might have SEX!!!
      >Yes! Speak gibberish and have seizures! That's GOD talking to you!
      Not going to even get started on all the weird Israel worship.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      well that turned personal fast

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Typically the athletes have a different cafeteria than the rest of the college. They get to eat whatever the fuck they want all day long and it’s included in their scholarship. They also have fitness coaches and cards to state of the art lifting equipment. So yeah, that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *access. Not “cards”

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but all of those men are hot as fuck

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So any of these guys ever become social media famous?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even more, did any of them got drafted to the NFL and are making it as pros?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even more, did any of them got drafted to the NFL and are making it as pros?

      I'm sure they got a stable job, got married, and have kids. At least.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean do they have any social media presence? I'm sure they do, and they're probably somewhat popular in a niche group

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          i'm a former D1 football player. social media followings could get you in trouble with the admin because of NCAA rules.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you're talking about being popular within the school, the sports teams get easy access to parties, and it makes you attractive. it's fun for a while but that degenerate shit ruins your soul.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. It doesn’t.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, they weren't actual athletes

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    create an abundance of love and compassion for everybody you know. next, you draw up the most backward-ass political opinions and hold them dearly.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck do you pussies play with padding

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because football is more violent than rugby

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because football is more violent than rugby

      Even with padding and helmets there are been three or four players getting hit and knocked out that got national news just this week.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was a study in 2017 that showed that 100 of 117 dead NFL players had CTE, so if that's anything to go by playing pro football is pretty much a guarantee that you will develop permanent brain damage.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. be over 6 feet tall
    2. lift for strength and power (explosiveness) half the time and do high rep (more than 15) "movements" like lunges, goblet squats, etc. (weighted and fairly aggressive calisthenics basically) the other half of the time
    3. be between 15 and 20% bodyfat
    4. be under 25 at the absolute maximum
    5. do steroids but really badly
    6. eat like shit but get heaps of protein in

    congrats you're a college athlete`

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