How do I achieve peak 80s Danzig aesthetic?

How do I achieve peak 80s Danzig aesthetic?

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chicken, beer, and worshipping Satan.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My best friend looks almost exactly like danzig. He is also a uber manlet

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6c523

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be 5' 2" and do some pushups.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >can you make the blood flow up the walls?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      DANZIG IS FORBIDDEN

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That must be a very small house

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Danzig had to approve of his animations, he had them make him look taller.
        Dude is such a tool, and Mother is an overrated shitsong

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit
          did not know the bro was 5'3 lmao

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Many such cases!

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you're anything above 5 ft cut your legs off until goal height is achieved.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pictures really are everything. If Danzig was like 6' this would be an intimidating physique but knowing he's like 5'2" means that he's so unbelievably tiny that a regular 6' lazy probably has more muscle mass alone from just eating Doritos and Mtn Dew

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow out those sideburns and you probably have to lose some height

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Monday and Thursday:
    Bench Press: 10, 8, 6, 4, 2
    Low Incline Close Grip: 25, 20, 15, 10
    Squats: 5x5

    Tuesday and Friday:
    Military Press: 4x6
    Upright Rows: 4x6
    Barbell Rows or Chins: 4x6
    Barbell Curls:4x6

    Also Curls and Tricep Presses on his non lifting days if he felt like it
    He skipped legs entirely with the belief that martial arts were enough
    This is legitimately the routine that he was following in the mid 90s

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had chest hair

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mother
    Tell your children not to drink their whey
    Tell your children not to lift their weights
    Get some strength
    Get some gains
    Mother

    Mother
    Can you keep them a DYEL for life?
    Can you hide them from the weightlifting world?
    Mother

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Mother, tell your children not to walk my way"
    >OP still walks his way

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raping mothers and killing babies to failure

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    get mogged by all your bandmates

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