how do i achieve roman emperor mode?

how do i achieve roman emperor mode?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know its a meme but this guy is seriously aesthetic, I hope we perform a eugenics program with him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has no jaw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        eh not really

        he does look better with a beard though yeah

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          he's nothing without that beard

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            still a Chad, just not a Greek God tier Chad

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ew put it back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His hair's not naturally curly?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He does though

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Step 1: be italian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn’t matter

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros...
    What the fuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know ... couldn't believe it myself.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be natty - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to lift.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This dude roided though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aurelius was a cuck.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This gay was cripplingly addicted to opium.
      I remember thinking his perspective on life being ridiculously based until I found this out about him.
      Anyone can be a stoic when pumped full of opium. Fuck this frauding garden gnome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he is not based because he is not perfect
        What a stupid take. Many great people in history had a vice or defect. "never meet your heroes". Every person you admire in history had something shitty about them, because they were human beings.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you really implying severe, crippling addiction to opium is just a slight imperfection to be ignored?
          No, retard. If your entire character is built around being stoic, then none of what you say matters when you are imbibing a drug that dampens all your emotions and turns you into a complacent npc.
          It's the equivalent of a juicer telling natties to "just lift heavier bro"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Epictetus was better tbh

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This moron is built like I would imagine Marcus Aurelius

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    tiktok zoomer enters puberty, becomes a relentlessly handsome Greek God and then shitposts some more

    imagine looking like this fucking hell

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I look better though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post body and face

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmfao swarthy ass southern Italian vs CHAD northern Roman Bvll you're not even close

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              your turn moron

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no Athenian democracy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like Thales

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmao

      why does he feel weak and effeminate? is it the tiktok shit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, the showing off, posing, making kissy faces and being obsessed with himself aren't traits worth admiring in anyone.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're coping so hard right now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        tiktok makes anyone who uses it look gay as fuck. its just the nature of the format

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is his beard like that I don’t get it. There’s no fucking way he doesn’t treat it somehow. I have good facial hair genetics but I have no idea how to fucking style that shit so I just trim it to not look homeless.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FML my hole just started vibrating after seeing him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      excuse me?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so did mine - but it was just a fart.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chekd n kekd

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being this man in mainland China...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You would be almost immediately killed from the stench of fried rice pussy crushing you in a mongoloid horde of millions. A fate i wish on no man

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God I wish that was me

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a lot of nappy hair

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is a garden gnome that also juices. OFC retards love him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he is a garden gnome
      evidence

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if your chest hair is that curly you cleary aint a goy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you could also be italian

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not the guy you’re replying to but I’m Italian and it’s not really about curlyness we’re just hairy in general. My hair is mostly straight but I’m covered like he is.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's mediterranian genetics. garden gnomes, romans, iberians, etc all have these curly genes

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >IST shut in just discovered mediterranean people

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what is am italian
          I'm a wop myself and if i let my chest hair grow it gets very curly, it's a mediterranean thing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bad bait

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i argued with some anon if this guy was natty or not and i said he was, if you see this thread, after seeing this pic i dont think hes natty anymore

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He has been training for 10+ years, very doable with proper diet. You guys think the natty limit is so low it is pathetic

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    480 B.C. genetics

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that body hair
    imagine the belly rubs

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Yeah I don’t get how all his hair is equally curly. He has to treat it all or something.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are modern Italians even genetically related to the ancient romans?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy isn't even that big but jeez I am jealous of that hair thickness!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    his only downfall is that he looks short. he would be zeus tier if he was 6'5 (assuming he isn't)

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The most powerful men in the world have always been obsessed with the humors. Rich men would try and have bull testicles grafted to their own. There will always be a need for more power.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that body hair
    I'm telling you guys, chicks fucking love it. If they don't they're probably underage.

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