How do i be like this

How do i be like this

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get robbed

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    suck saudi cock x failure
    kneel before messi x failure

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Be a dyel with terrible pec insertions

      Based

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He probably rows a lot for low impact cardio. Clear he has never once in his life benched though.

        He has bigger chest than you. It always surprises me how few people have mirrors. Go ahead and do that pose and see your chest disappear. On the contrary push your chest forwward and shoulders back and see your lats disappear.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          GOAT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this is peak male physique, if there was a god of sex he would look like this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why do IST incels worship manlets so much?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i just think he's neat

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Neck hangs 1x

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does a soccer gay need lats like that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He probably rows a lot for low impact cardio. Clear he has never once in his life benched though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so he can fly over the defenders

  5. 1 month ago
    Giddy

    >no chest

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Become the second best player in the world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      CR7 will always be #1.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain why a footy player needs such devastating lats? Also, he has T-Rex arms and I cannot unsee it.

    • 1 month ago
      Giddy

      He just has great lat insertions so even minimal lat work makes them grow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ronaldo has terrible lat genetics. They're big because he's the hardest working athlete in the world.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the peak male athletic from whatever you gays say

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Agua

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No Cola

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He will always be the greatest. The true number one.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I wish I could

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Rent free

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      God I love espeeh wish I wasnt rangebanned on it

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's third worlder's obsession with this guy? anytime they're given the opportunity they'll give this guy sloppy top and defend him online. he's literally just a soccer player. yeah he's good. who cares.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      let the 3rd worlders have their 'futbol' they need something to keep their mind off the hunger pains

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's pangs not pains ESL-kun.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He is an inspiration for brown men myself included. I got into fitness because of him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's the greatest man alive

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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